Zhong Yuemin smiled and said: "What a beautiful idea, we will not fall for your deception. For your life, we will sacrifice our two brothers' youth. Today I will beat you up, break your arms and legs, and then hand you over."
Give it to the Sheriff's Department, and you'll just wait to be shot."
Knowing that he couldn't scare them, the little bastard secretly thought that in the current situation, he was definitely no match for the two of them, so he had to find a way to break the situation.
"Fuck you."
The little bastard took a step forward, and Zhong Yuemin and the others subconsciously took a step back, but the little bastard feinted, picked up the bench on the ground, and waved it in the air.
The light bulb hanging in the air was immediately smashed, and the room was completely dark. One foot was kicking Zhang Haiyang in the stomach. In pain, Zhang Haiyang stepped aside, and a black shadow appeared and ran out.
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Zhong Yuemin yelled subconsciously: "Don't run!"
You would be a fool not to run. The black shadow disappeared faster. Zhong Yuemin hurriedly chased him out, followed closely by Zhang Haiyang. By the time they left the Tongzi Tower, the little bastard had long since disappeared.
Zhang Haiyang covered his stomach and said with a grin: "What a cruel person! Today, if you dare to run out without clothes, you are not afraid of freezing to death. It's better to freeze to death."
Zhong Yuemin looked around and saw that there was indeed no one around. He could only say regretfully: "Let's go, this kid won't come back. Let's find a place to warm up. It's really cheap for the little bastard."
Since practicing Diaochan Jin, Jiang Hua has become more and more alert and clear-sighted. He was still sleeping just now when his ears suddenly moved and he heard a strange noise on the wall.
Jiang Hua instantly stood up, picked up the engineering shovel in the corner, and walked slowly to the main room, when he heard someone walking in the yard.
When the door creaked open, Jiang Hua slapped away the light on the wall, and the main room suddenly lit up. The dazzling light made people who entered the room cover their eyes and squat down.
Jiang Hua was about to return to the house with the engineering shovel in his hand, but when he saw the person coming in clearly, he immediately stopped.
"Yuemin, Haiyang, you two stayed up in the middle of the night and went out to steal something?"
Zhong Yuemin stood up and said: "How is it possible? We are going to be heroes."
Zhang Haiyang also stood up and said: "That's right, I went out to do justice."
Jiang Hua put down the engineering shovel in his hand and asked, "Then do you know what good deeds these two heroes have done?"
Zhang Haiyang said dejectedly, "I'm blocking you little bastard."
"Needless to say, I can tell by looking at you that it's not blocked."
Zhong Yuemin said angrily: "It's blocked, but this kid is too slippery. He slipped like a rabbit and disappeared in the blink of an eye."
Zhang Haiyang said unconvinced: "It doesn't matter. If you can block it once, there will be a second time. Let's be more flexible next time."
Jiang Hua soaked them in malted milk, then put the leftover steamed buns on the stove to bake, and then asked: "Why are you so blocked? Let me learn from you."
So the two of them recreated the whole process of blocking the little bastard.
"That's it?" Jiang Hua said with a smile: "I gave you a chance, but you didn't use it. Even if you can block him next time, you still can't win it."
Zhang Haiyang was unhappy: "Hey, Jiang Hua, you won't have any friends if you talk like this. Why am I useless? It's not like I'm inexperienced this time. I'll definitely be able to catch a turtle in a trap next time."
Jiang Hua sat on the sofa, crossed his legs and said, "Then I will analyze it for you two, so that you can see for yourselves how many mistakes you made this time."
The two of them came to refresh themselves and gathered next to Jiang Hua. Zhong Yuemin said eagerly: "Brother, you analyze it and we make a post-war summary."
"Okay, then I'll analyze it for you." Jiang Hua picked up the jasmine he brewed for himself, took a sip, and said slowly: "You two go to block the little bastard. This means abandoning the one-on-one idea. According to veteran
The way to say it is to be shameless."
Zhang Haiyang nodded and said: "Yes, take down the little bastard and eliminate harm for the people!"
"What's the difference between those two people, eight people, or ten people? Why don't you call a few more people? If someone is guarding outside, can the little bastard still run away?"
Zhong Yuemin scratched his head and said hesitantly: "In this way, if you use more to bully the few, you won't win without force."
Jiang Hua casually hit Zhong Yuemin on the head: "What is the best way to win in a war? Bullying the few with more, it is best for me to beat you with 10,000 people. I don't need to work hard, and I can easily achieve zero casualties and zero losses."
, Everyone appreciates a warrior who is equal to ten, but no one does not want to fight a battle of ten versus ten, including that warrior who is equal to ten."
Zhang Haiyang slapped his thigh: "It makes sense."
"You two have entered the house. You have the advantage in numbers. You use short sticks to deal with daggers. You have the advantage in weapons. In terms of courage, both sides are equal or even have a slight advantage. You are talking nonsense to this little bastard. You just fight directly and leave him no time.
As a monster, it is possible to capture him, but you just talked nonsense with him and made him think of a way to escape."
This time it was the county government officials who slapped me on the thigh, and he said angrily: "Damn, I've been fooled. This guy is trying to slow down the fight with me. He's so cunning."
"The little bastard ran away. You chased him out but failed to catch up. He just left like that. You should go back and take away the things from his house, including clothes, shoes, money, etc. Are you going to fight a war? What you are fighting is logistical materials.
, you just gave up what you got."
The two looked at each other in silence, only holding their heads in frustration. At this time, Jiang Hua even licked the flames: "As far as I know, the little bastard not only robbed veterans, he also robbed Buddha, and the money he had was definitely indispensable, at least three
number."
Zhong Yuemin cried out miserably: "Ah, at least two meals of Lao Mo are gone."
Jiang Hua suddenly asked: "Have you seen Romance of the Three Kingdoms?"
Both of them nodded, but Jiang Hua said: "I definitely didn't look into the details. There was a period in the crusade against Dong Zhuo. After Dong Zhuo moved the capital, Cao Cao led his cavalry to pursue him one after another, and finally returned with a great defeat."
Zhong Yuemin said in confusion: "I know this part."
"I know that too."
"Then what did Cao Cao say after he returned from defeat?"
The two men shook their heads at the same time. Jiang Hua smiled and said: "Cao Cao said that the princes should launch a second pursuit at this time, because Dong Zhuo would never have imagined that after the first pursuit, the princes would still have the courage to sneak attack again, and they would definitely win."
Zhang Haiyang asked suspiciously: "You mean, we should go back to the room at that time."
"Not at that time, but after I left and went back later."
Zhong Yuemin said doubtfully: "What are you going back for? The little bastards have all run away. Shouldn't we still miss out if we go back?"
Jiang Hua shook his head: "The little bastard definitely didn't run away. He must have been near the Tongzi Tower at that time. Wherever the cat was, he was secretly observing you."
