"I'm from Jiangsu and Zhejiang. Although I'm not from the south, I really don't understand cross talk." Ding Lei said without looking back: "I don't understand what he said is funny, but I can't understand it."
Can you understand what is not funny about what they said, and why they burst into tears at the end? Is it funny or tearful, or is it a cross talk?"
Just when Ding Sanshi was confidently preparing to launch the final attack on the email box, our country was officially recognized by the international Internet as a country involved in the Internet.
Although we have had access to the international Internet before, through proxies and with too few sites, we have never been recognized as an Internet country. Now we officially have our own domain name.
This is worth celebrating for these Internet elites. It seems like overnight, the entire society is talking about the Internet, and those who are exposed to the Internet seem particularly high-end.
There was once a joke that an association held a symposium for emerging writers and talked about the relationship between the Internet and writing. A particularly old-school writer was also invited to the symposium. Someone asked him, how did you become a cutting-edge Internet writer?
Yes, the answer was to change every letter written in the book to an email, so he became an Internet writer.
May 10th is a day remembered by the whole world. On this day, the human rights fighter who devoted his life to fighting for black people finally became the president of South Africa.
Various grand celebrations were held all over the world, and black people stood up as if overnight.
Zheng Tong pointed to the photo in the newspaper and said happily: "Jiang Hua, look, our African brothers can finally take charge of their own affairs. South Africa, that is a quasi-developed country, will no longer have to be oppressed by those white people."
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When they were still a group of ignorant teenagers, Zheng Tong and the others vowed to plant red flags all over the earth, including South Africa.
"This is the most glorious moment for this country." Jiang Hua nodded: "From now on, it will never recover and get worse."
Zheng Tong said doubtfully: "Isn't it as outrageous as you said?"
The reason why Zheng Tong was doubtful was because he had a criminal record. Basically, what Jiang Hua said came true. So he said that South Africa was at its most glorious moment, so he basically didn't run away.
"Let me ask you, Li Zicheng entered the capital back then, why didn't he take over the world?"
Zheng Tong said with a smile: "The small farmer mentality has limited vision."
Jiang Hua slapped his hands: "Yes, they have no experience in governing the country and the world before. They have always been bandits. They have no experience in governing the world, but they still have experience in conquering the world. As for this president, he has
Experience in ruling the world, or experience in conquering the world?"
"He seems to have only experience of being governed."
Jiang Hua nodded: "If such a quasi-developed country is handed over directly to him, do you think there will be any good ending?"
"He is just the leader. There are others who govern the country."
"You're right. The boss has been changed, so why not change the staff below?"
Zheng Tong nodded seriously this time and said: "I'm afraid it's just like what you said. This is the last highlight moment. African brothers have to make this country miserable."
After Mandela became president, the first thing he did was to give up South Africa's nuclear weapons. He was fighting for peace. How could he possess such an evil thing as nuclear weapons, so he just threw away the dog-beating stick.
The second thing is that in order to free trade, he has completely liberalized trade barriers and opened South Africa directly in front of various capitalists. It is equivalent to placing a big piece of fat in front of a group of vicious dogs. South Africa's leek has been cut off.
Another crop.
At this time, if some knowledgeable people were replaced to re-manage, there should be hope. However, there was a new round of internal denunciation. This time, the black buddies began to exclude white people. In order to survive, they had to have money.
People and elites left the country one after another, and the country was completely hopeless.
It's a pity that the people celebrating outside don't know this. They are beating the gongs and drums loudly now, but most people are actually following behind to join in the fun. After a while, this country will be forgotten in their minds.
Jiang Hua sometimes suspected that this country was destroyed by a coalition of five good people, because no one wanted a developed country to be born in Africa.
In May, spring had already begun to bloom, and as early as March, the country had already sent the first batch of organized workers to Siberia for reclamation.
In the first two months, Jianghua's factories sent countless agricultural machinery from the City of Thousand Summits to Siberia. By May, a large area had been cultivated, which was a field of hope.
As for the mountains in Ganghwa, lumberjacks have already been stationed and started felling. In May, the first batch of timber had arrived in China. After about two months of drying in the shade, it was then transported by railway, road and then railway.
, finally arrived in Dalyan.
Tianguo Furniture finally received the first batch of raw materials, and the workers who had been trained for half a year began to methodically make the tools for the little Japanese to ascend to heaven.
Because there were so many raw materials arriving, Tianguo Furniture Factory had limited space, so they had to work overtime to make these wood into coffins.
The neighbors began to study again: "How many people will die? With so many coffins made, isn't it true that coffins are not allowed in our country? Where is the opening?"
"I asked around, and it seems that it is exported to Xiaodongyang."
"Then the size isn't right. Aren't all little Dongyangs dwarfs? Is this size big enough for a height of 1.85 meters?"
"The deceased is a big man, why don't we let others live in a more spacious place after they die?"
"We don't know how to save raw materials at all. What does it have to do with us whether he lives in a spacious place or not? We can just make him a compact one."
The trade procedures in Ganghwa have been completed long ago. In order to ensure the green area of the country, the Xiaodongyang government imports logs from abroad. Therefore, we fully support our export of coffins to them.
After the first batch of coffins were exported to Xiaodongyang, they received a very warm welcome. There is no other reason than that the coffins we exported to them were large and made according to the size of 1.85 meters. People's filial sons and grandchildren have filial piety.
To make the elders' stay happier, it is natural to choose Jianghua's products compared with similar ones.
Of course, not everyone is happy. Some people think that this kind of coffin is not good because it is too big. The workers digging the pits in the cemetery have to dig a lot more earth to bury the dead. Therefore, they think that the coffins of Heavenly Furniture are not good.
