"Mr. Gu Sanqiu, let me ask you again, why do you secretly go out at night to disturb public order, and even conduct a series of behaviors such as breaking into private houses and digging landscape pools indiscriminately."
"So, maybe it's because... I want to find a treasure chest?"
In the interrogation room, a man dressed in ancient costume and with a serious face suddenly broke the law.
"Who would put treasure chests in those places in this day and age, you bastard!"
"Do you think those places are safer than the major banks in Liyue? What kind of mentality is this?"
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"Well, don't be angry. Look, I was very careful not to be discovered by the public this time. After all, it's your Qianyan Army's education that has contributed to it, right?"
"...You mean our Qianyan Army has educated a thief who has gradually become better?!"
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"No, no, no, I didn't mean that. It was a slip of the tongue. Please don't pay attention to this issue."
The young man in black robe waved his hands repeatedly and showed a flattering smile.
"Um, can I leave now?"
"Let's go? Where do you want to go? Then go dig the so-called treasure chest. I think your next step is to go directly to the Gold House, right?"
"Hey, you are slandering, pure slander!"
"Forget it, I won't bother you so much."
The man in armor had an expression on his face that said, "I feel so tired and I don't want to talk." He raised his right hand and waved toward the door.
"Routine procedure, first stay in the confinement room for three days."
Gu Sanqiu was lifted up with an honest look on his face. Although his operation was indeed a bit abnormal, he still did not dare to "attack the police" in Qianyan Army's territory.
"Hey, buddy, what a coincidence. Are you here to go to jail too?"
In the confinement room, a long-haired girl gently swung her legs and waved to Gu Sanqiu who walked in.
"Master, I see that you are also an energetic guy. How about you? Are you interested in booking a set of special services at the Rebirth Hall?"
"In view of our friendship, I can give you a 20% discount. And as long as you book the special service of our Rebirth Hall, even if you die in Cuijue Slope, Tianqiu Valley or even in the nook and cranny of Jueyun, I can give you a 20% discount."
Bring it back to you."
The girl wearing a black hat gently tapped her chin with her index finger: "If you have any additional needs, maybe the master of this hall can give you a happy funeral package?"
"Hey, maybe this is also a direction for business expansion."
"We are all in the confinement room, so we don't have to think about these things..."
"I didn't expect to meet you today, so..."
Gu Sanqiu took out a beautifully shaped box from his arms, engraved with mola and dragon patterns.
"Repertoire?"
"Hohoho, come on, come on, let you know how powerful this hall master is!"
So, three days later——
"To three."
"King Zha!"
Gu Sanqiu raised his head and looked at the girl in front of him expressionlessly: "Explain?"
"Show momentum, momentum, this is the momentum of the Master of the Rebirth Hall!"
"That's okay."
Gu Sanqiu put the cards in his hand in front of the girl's eyes.
"Next, how will the great Walnut Hall deal with all the cards?"
"Well......"
Hutao pouted and observed the two decks of cards in his left and right hands, then raised his head and secretly looked at Gu Sanqiu.
"Don't think about it. Since the last time you played the trick of swapping two decks of cards, as long as you are a farmer, I will keep an eye on you before playing the cards."
Gu Sanqiu held a bunch of chicken with wild mushrooms in his mouth: "Speaking of which, the Hall of Purity is not very far from Huyan. Why do you not bring any food with you every time you are in solitary confinement? Why do you eat me for free every time?"
"I don't have such convenient abilities as you. By the way, how did you do that move? Eye of God?"
Hu Tao grabbed the card with both hands, and a white and clean "large water drop" emerged from behind him. He picked up the golden shrimp balls that exuded a rich aroma and gently fed them into Hu Tao's mouth.
"Hmm~ This tastes like the large tiger prawns that Xinyue Xuan supplies in limited quantities every month. It tastes good~"
"Well, I'll send the bill to..."
"Hello!"
Hu Tao rolled his eyes, threw all the cards in his hand on the ground quite neatly, and gathered the dishes on the side in front of him.
"We are all good friends, but you actually charge me for a plate of golden shrimp balls? This is too much!"
Hu Tao's cheeks swelled with anger, and then he stuffed the remaining golden shrimp balls into his mouth with both hands.
"Don't go to the forest..."
"Swallow it and then talk."
"You yourself said that there is a limited supply of ingredients every month. I can let you eat such fresh food in the confinement room, and I won't charge you for the service fee."
Gu Sanqiu's face was expressionless: "You eat my golden shrimp balls and throw my cards to show off. What's the difference between you and those old men at the port who regret their chess?"
"It's okay, you two probably won't have this chance next time."
The two people's expressions froze, and their heads looked uniformly towards the door of the solitary room. A tall and strong figure was staring at them with his hands folded.
"Hey, Coach Fang Shitou, long time no see~"
Hutao waved her hand quite enthusiastically: "Sanqiu brought a lot of food, do you want to eat some together?"
"Don't listen to her nonsense."
Gu Sanqiu stood up quickly and shook the other person's hand with a smile on his face.
"Teacher Fang Pan, it's hard work for you when you're out on business. You've worked hard on the journey and the boat, but you still took the trouble to come here to release us two criminals. It really makes me terrified."
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"I don't know what to say about you."
Fang Pan sighed, then pointed outside: "Let's go, the confinement time is up, I hope I won't see you two again next time, confinement can't let you be in the same room, you're here for vacation, right?"
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"Hey, okay, okay, we're leaving right away."
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Hu Tao stood up smoothly, tidied up the trash in a very ethical manner, and then gave Gu Sanqiu a thumbs up.
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Fang Pan held the weapon in his hand and looked at the two people walking away together, and couldn't help but sigh tiredly.
"Well, you said, one is the current head of the Purity Hall, and the other is the only descendant of the lineage of Liyue Fengxiang people."
"How come, how come..."
"Hey, Coach Fang, I think these two juniors are quite fun, at least not like the other nobles in Feiyun Slope, right?"
"You're young, there's no harm in making a fuss. As long as you don't make any principled mistakes, this will be one of the fun things you can remember in the future."
Fang Pan's expression changed and he looked sharply at the subordinate next to him.
"You brat, during the few days I was away on business, were you too lazy to listen to a book? Tell me the truth!"
"Don't I understand you guys? With your little education, how can you say such harsh words?!"
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"Don't send bills or anything like that to the Purity Hall, bye~"
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Hu Tao stretched out his hands and made a "super fierce" gesture with slightly bent fingers. Gu Sanqiu yawned, waved his hands and walked towards his home.
Gu Sanqiu, who had taken a bath, changed clothes, and dressed himself up, solemnly held three sticks of incense in his hand, and respectfully inserted them into the large cauldron in front of him that was engraved with patterns of mountains, rivers, birds, and animals.
"Emperor Yanwang, bless you..."
Gu Sanqiu twisted his mouth and said: "Good brother Zhongli, Zhongli and his brother, please bless me. For the sake of me treating your hall master to eat limited edition golden shrimp balls, bless me for shipping tonight."
After finishing the joke, Gu Sanqiu burned the incense candle twice more, carefully recited the secret confession and prayer of the Gu family, and then walked out of the fragrant and solemn atmosphere.
"Well, let's see what goodies we get tonight."
Gu Sanqiu moved his left hand slightly forward, and a black void vortex appeared in front of him.
"Master Zhongli, please bless me with a golden light. I will definitely take care of the business of the Hall of Rebirth tomorrow. At worst, I will buy a few coffins at a high price and bring them back for fire."
Gu Sanqiu waved his right hand, and a pure golden fishing rod appeared in his hand. With a flick of his wrist, the slender fishing line fell into the whirlpool, which showed the depth of his skill.