Chapter 108: Attempt to lick the cat, but failed to lick the cat
Early the next morning, Feng Yan led his Qianyan Army soldiers out of the hotel door, preparing to go to the training ground of the West Wind Knights to have breakfast and train together.
Well, actually I'm just borrowing the venue.
To be honest, there is no difference in the daily basic training programs between the West Wind Knights and Qianyan Army. However, if people from Qianyan Army randomly find a place to train, it will easily cause misunderstandings.
As someone who has been on duty at Yujingtai all year round, Feng Yan is not as rigid and inflexible in dealing with people as his colleagues.
Having seen many strange conversation routines such as flattery and secret confrontation, Feng Yan was able to easily use those things for his own purposes, and he was able to go to the training ground of the Knights to have a meal within a day of his arrival.
Gu Sanqiu was sitting on the roof enjoying the morning sunlight. On his belly was a gray and white kitten curled up in a ball, yawning, its tail swaying, as if it was slowly beating the sun like a badminton.
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"Well, I feel like there's nothing much I can do."
Gu Sanqiu sat up and at the same time held the cat in his arms and smoothed its fur.
The businessmen got up not much later than Fengyan, and rushed out one by one, with the words "Don't stop me from making money" written on their faces.
The person responsible for the reception from the Knights of the West Wind did not show up. It was clear that they were allowed to move around freely. As for the reason, we can guess a few things.
For example, the Fools still need to wait for the arrival of Yaya, the combat power ceiling, and some people in Mondstadt are also secretly exploring some information about Dick Lapian.
All this takes time, so the Liyue team that was the first to reach Mondstadt has become the most leisurely existence today.
"Forget it, let's wait and see the Fengshen Statue. It's still very interesting to travel at public expense."
Gu Sanqiu picked up the cat and dropped it. The cat did not panic, but instead curled up in Gu Sanqiu's arms, changed into a comfortable position and continued to take a nap.
"Miss Sarah, two fisherman's toasts, one satisfying salad, three Monde potato pancakes, and one fried carrot with honey sauce. If possible, please give this little guy a piece of sashimi.
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"Ah? I'm very sorry. If it's pan-fried pork with honey sauce and carrots, you might have to wait a little longer, because generally no one would order such a dish early in the morning."
"It's okay, I'm very free today anyway."
Gu Sanqiu continued to pet the cat, and then was hit by the cat's tail.
"Meow."
...
Although he couldn't understand cat language, he somehow understood what the other person meant.
"Meow, human being, having you as my king's frame and cushions is already a great favor. I hope you don't make a mistake!"
"Eh? This is an employee of Mao Tail Tavern, right?"
Sarah came over with Gu Sanqiu's meal, put it down, bent down slightly, put her hands on her knees and smiled at the cat.
"Remember me, little one?"
"Meow~"
The cat in Gu Sanqiu's arms meowed in a long voice, then changed its position, facing Sarah with its buttocks, and gently wagging its tail to signal the other party to move aside.
I remember you, please step aside.
"This little guy is unexpectedly unfriendly to people, but that's why many guests at Mao Tail Tavern like him. This guest from Liyue is really amazing. He can actually let this little guy stay in your arms.
inside."
"Isn't this title a bit long? My name is Gu Sanqiu. You can call me Mr. Gu or Gu Sanqiu."
"Okay, Mr. Gu, this is your Mondstadt potato pancake. You seem to be very familiar with the dishes of our Deer Hunter restaurant. Have you been to Mondstadt before?"
"No, this is my first time coming to Mondstadt. I basically stayed at home before."
Well, Liyue is my home, Guyun Pavilion, Minlin and so on can also be considered as hanging out at home... maybe?
"It seems that Mr. Gu has done his homework..."
The guest was wrong this morning. For new guests like Gu Sanqiu who were relatively easy to talk to, Sarah was more willing to chat with him a few more words.
Until he saw Gu Sanqiu take out a jar with "medicine" written on it, but after opening the seal, the scent of wine emitted.
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If this wasn't a bit rude, Sarah would have wanted to ask Gu Sanqiu if this guy's father or mother was from Mondstadt.
"Ahem, drinking alcohol during breakfast in the early morning is quite common in Liyue."
Of course Gu Sanqiu knew what was going on in Sarah's mind, but he had never had the habit of drinking too early. It was probably because he was infected by the drunkard factor from various drinkers at Angel's Gift yesterday.
"So that's what it is?"
Sarah regained her smile for a second: "That's a very interesting custom, but this kind of custom should be more suitable for the elderly."
Secret - Opening the door to welcome guests always puts a smile on your face.
"Yes, but you are reminding me that my lifestyle is very young."
"No, no, no, I didn't mean that."
Gu Sanqiu smiled, put the cat nuzzled in his arms on the ground, used the rock elemental power to make a small plate for him, and put the prepared fish fillets in it.
Although he is a bit mother-in-law, since Sarah can cut some fish fillets for him, he will not feed the cat directly from a plate. After all, this is not at home, but in a restaurant.
"Meow~"
The cat tilted his head and glanced at the plate, then elegantly ignored the fish fillets on the plate and chose to eat directly on the plate itself.
"That thing is inedible, and you can't even bite it."
Gu Sanqiu was helpless. The curiosity of creatures like cats was clearly demonstrated.
"Oh, I didn't expect that when we go out for a meal and experience Mondstadt's folk delicacies, we can actually meet a man with the eyes of God."
A slightly exaggerated voice sounded behind Gu Sanqiu. In a second, his helpless face changed from "Seeing the pet acting stupidly" to an indifferent face of "Who are you (beep beep)?"
The visitor's clothes are mainly black, and the mask he wears always gives people a strange and unpleasant association.
"You are all fools, what's the point of talking to me?"
"No, no, no, I just sighed. Actually, it was you, sir, who spoke to me."
The passers-by of the Fools smiled: "I see that you have a sunny and handsome face, and you are a warrior with the power of the Eye of God. Do you have the intention to join the Fools?"
"A young talent like you, in this era, can only show off your extraordinary prowess by joining our team of fools. What do you think?"
"That's not necessary."
Gu Sanqiu turned around and planned to pet the cat, taking care of the arrogant cat who was happily chewing fish fillets.
"Meow!"
Got slapped by the tail again.
Emoticon package - [Mortals, don’t overstep your bounds! 】
"Please also ask this gentleman not to solicit my customers in the restaurant. This will make our restaurant very distressed. If you don't leave, I will call the Knights of the West Wind."
"Oops, I seem to be disliked."
The passerby seemed to have a thick skin, and after being ordered to be kicked out, he sat across from Gu Sanqiu.
"Well, then, let me be treated as a diner deserves. May I have a good portion of Mond's grilled fish and steak, and an apple pie, my fair lady?"
"Although I won't join the Fools, can you do me a favor?"
"Oh? Please tell me, as long as you pay enough, there is nothing that fools can't do."
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After Yaya's impression of "fools outnumber fools", the guy in front of him gave him another impression of fools outnumbering them.
Is this some kind of weird pyramid scheme?
"Help me, bring a letter to one of your executive officers."
Gu Sanqiu's face had the four characters "with bad intentions" written all over it.