Chapter 1085: Kong: This Liyue can't stay for a minute
Sora was dragged by Paimon to change his clothes. Judging from his posture, it looked like he had prepared at least five or six outfits.
All I can say is that skin lovers are ecstatic.
Before he died, no, to be more precise, Kong took a deep look at Gu Sanqiu before leaving.
It seems that he wants to leave some words through the team voice.
Anyway, it definitely can't be "Where is my private money?" There must be at least two or three swear words.
If he hadn't met Gu Sanqiu by chance, Kong might have played some football and left the clothing store using food temptations and other means.
But it can't be done now. If he dares to leave, he may be rejected by Paimon.
But Gu Sanqiu lowered his head and was marking his measurements on the clerk. (crossed out)
Just some basic data for changing clothes.
Since the clothing store can do this business, then it would be better to postpone the plan of finding a salesperson to get the materials and make it yourself.
In short, it means unilaterally rejecting the team's voice application permission.
"Wait a moment."
Hu Tao realized something was wrong: "Why can Paimon follow Sora when he changes clothes?"
Gu Sanqiu:?
Why is this girl focusing on such a strange place?
But it seems to be true?
Gu Sanqiu was shocked, and looked at Hu Tao, as if he was thinking about whether to remind the clerk of this common sense mistake.
Well, it seems that the existence of Paimon cannot be described by common sense.
Maybe, maybe, the store clerk thought Paimon was a magical creature like Guo Ba, or simply a unique pet.
People from the cultivating lineage bring their ancestral spirit beasts with the blood of fairy beasts down the mountain. When going shopping in the city, they usually have to go to the General Affairs Department to register first. The store clerk may not be surprised.
"But to be fair, it's one thing whether the clerk responded to this question."
Hu Tao put her hand on Gu Sanqiu's hair and rubbed it to generate electricity. It seemed that she wanted to overload his head and create an afro hairstyle.
Gu Sanqiu continued: "Paimeng followed him in naturally or even as a matter of course. This is the most problematic part. You want to say this, right?"
"Yes, that's it. Qiuqiu and I really have a good connection!"
Hu Tao vigorously patted Gu Sanqiu's head, shook his hair, and then skillfully braided Gu Sanqiu's hair into a double ponytail.
"Don't mess up my hair."
"What hairstyle do you have."
Hu Tao looked with disdain and stretched her right hand to the side to tug at Gu Sanqiu's earlobe.
"Don't you just wear your long hair casually? There is no such thing as hairstyle. Don't underestimate the importance of hairstyle."
Hu Tao was quite confident: "Think about it, if you make a double ponytail like me, you might be able to use the twin ponytails as a pair of short daggers when fighting, and the strike will be a surprise."
Gu Sanqiu smiled: "Then I might as well keep my hair disheveled. When I have the opportunity, I can just strike with a thousand arrows. If the opponent becomes a sieve, I will also be bald."
"Well, bald Qiuqiu?"
Hu Tao began to rub Gu Sanqiu's head again, as if he was intertwining strings of bracelets.
"It doesn't seem impossible. It should be very interesting."
Gu Sanqiu was helpless: "Forget it, if I were bald, you would be able to see the reflection effect even in the dark."
Do you understand the value of the great sun as the destiny star?
There is no light source, right? So it shouldn’t be a problem if I produce and sell it by myself, right?
Not only can I become the sun that shines on all living beings, I can also shine light on my own head.
"Ahhhhhhhhh-"
Soon, an unidentified white-haired flying object rushed out of the fitting room and almost hit Gu Sanqiu.
In the end, Hu Tao took action, gently fishing out and using skill to protect Paimeng, so that Kong would not have to buy all the clothes in the clothing store today to compensate for the loss.
Qiuqiu and Taotao looked at each other again, and then they both discovered the problem.
This is not because Paimeng has a big heart and there is no difference between men and women, but simply because the two of them basically did everything together before, so their senses in this area will naturally be weakened a lot.
It's like an old married couple, or like after students have lived together in the dormitory for a long time, whenever they wear underwear and wander around in the dormitory, their roommates are used to it.
Don't even think about taking pictures.
Apart from the reasons such as eye irritation, the main reason is that I have seen too much.
But the problem is that these two traveling companions are not an old married couple, but at most they are half roommates.
Calculating the time, it was probably that Paimon had already changed one or two sets of clothes before he realized something was wrong and ran out after the red temperature was overloaded.
Gu Sanqiu was quite calm and even wanted to ask the clerk for a cup of tea.
Very good, the dark history of golden retrievers has been revealed.
Young Master, I am still too kind. At this time, I have to rush in and open the door of the fitting room as soon as possible, and then take two photos.
Paimon's red temperature was overloaded. No matter how slowly the golden retriever's brain turned at this time, he must have reacted after hearing the "scream" of his partner.
Outside is a red-faced white-haired Feifei.
The golden-haired monster inside is probably also a big steamed crab.
When he was free and carrying the remaining sets of clothes with a dull expression, Gu Sanqiu clapped his hands slowly.
"Very good. You know how to play. You are indeed a visitor from another world. Your actions, Golden Retriever, are indeed different from those of us Teyvat people."
Don't worry about why Gu Sanqiu calls himself a Tiwat person. At this time, he will definitely start a confrontation and then push back.
Kong's expression suddenly fell: "Why don't you remind me?"
Sora was quite depressed and wanted to revisit the past.
Sanqiu, you traitor!
I think you just want to make me look bad on purpose!
Gu Sanqiu had no psychological burden: "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you two were used to this way of getting along. I apologize to you."
Paimon had already hidden behind Hu Tao. Hu Tao put one hand on Gu Sanqiu's shoulder, and covered his mouth with the other hand and snickered. From big to small, Hu Tao looked like a matryoshka doll.
Whether it was Gu Sanqiu's sincere apology or Hu Tao's weird snickering, they all inflicted a heavy critical damage on Kong.
As we all know, real injury is the most real injury in the world.
Then Sora broke through the defense, and in addition to brand new clothes, he also had the skin of a fully cooked crab, which was an absolutely limited level.
So he could only find something to say, hoping to get over this matter.
"Let's go after paying the bill. I'm craving for some food from Wanmintang. I heard that Xiangling seems to have come up with some interesting recipes recently."
"That's okay. Changing clothes or something can't be done that quickly."
Gu Sanqiu agreed, then raised his head and looked at Hu Tao.
"Lunch will be settled at Wanmin Hall?"
Hu Tao rubbed Gu Sanqiu's big face with disgust: "Just don't give me Qingxin Fried Slim Condensate."
"Slime condensation is fine, but Qingxin can have it, and children can't be picky eaters."
"Asshole Qiuqiu, this hall master is no longer a child, you can eat whatever you want!"
"When you say this, it proves that you are still a child and must be obedient, otherwise you will not grow taller."
"Ah ah ah, I will bite you to death!"
An inexplicable cool breeze blew by, and looking at the two people in front of them who were having a fight as if no one was watching, Kong felt a chill in his heart.
The happiness is all theirs, and I have nothing.
This matter is destined to be difficult to get through today.
With Sanqiu's extremely bad character, if everyone is really far apart in the future, he will probably record the incident on a piece of jade and give it to himself as a parting gift.