Chapter 1238: Do you like egg fried rice or omelet rice
The big one is coming, right?
The time travelers are gathered together. If the main world is destined to usher in the end of the world, please leave.
Gu Sanqiu didn't know about the others, but he was definitely going to leave.
After saying the last sentence of "Be careful", the content of the letter has come to an end. It seems that this is B re-recording the files left by Gu Sanqiu back then.
If he had not had the experience in the Sumeru World Tree space, Gu Sanqiu might not understand this very well, but he understood it after that.
If I don't save a little extra, I'm afraid I won't be able to come back, and even if I come back, I'll be violently killed by the boss in an instant.
"Although it's a little strange, I finally figured out my life experience. I should say it's partly clear."
Gu Sanqiu felt a little weird inside. Unexpectedly, what he said to Hanhan back then would come true.
It is very difficult for a powerful and inhuman being to transform into a human being.
And there's that guy.
The old man with programmed intelligence buried deep under Heguan.
The sentence he said to Gu Sanqiu back then, "Rocks are flesh and blood, jade is bones and muscles," may not be a rhetorical device after all.
The main theme is a realistic one.
Gu Sanqiu looked at the letter candy in his hand, and then swallowed it into his stomach without hesitation.
There is no need to find such a weird carrier to give information, and there is no need to say "it's edible, it's really edible" in the note ten thousand times.
This is no longer a hint, but a pure explicit statement, as simple as you can think of it with a slight change of thought.
Letter, and a second one.
Most of what is said in it is content that is not safe even if it is recorded in otherworldly texts, so that the power of the world can fight against it.
[Aha, there was a loud sound in the sky, and I made a shining appearance, and I knew I was not a fool!]
[This thing is indeed edible, but it is a pity that the deep sea that represents sweetness has been dug out by me, and inside is a complete gramophone]
[You kid, why didn’t you think about finding a partner when you went out five hundred years ago? You wait for her to grow up for five hundred years and then I go out and hug her. Maybe I can bring her back to find a husband and kill Teyvat’s backstage.
Black Hand]
【Isn’t soft rice delicious?】
Gu Sanqiu's face darkened. He refused to answer such nonsense questions, nor did he intend to admit that he had a close relationship with him.
But this seems to be a problem. Since the two Gu Sanqiu are already obvious, how did this one escape?
[Okay, I won’t talk to you anymore, the following is a fairy tale segment, it is only once, please listen to it carefully]
[This is the fairy tale that I spent a lot of money to hire someone to simulate and write.]
[Once upon a time, there was a glorious kingdom in the sky... Sorry for the inconvenience, I'll start over]
[Once upon a time, boundless chaos gave birth to all the heavens and worlds, and a newborn world reflected seven stars of different colors]
[If the chaos of the world is like a chicken, then this cute new world is a magical seven-yolk egg. Wherever you put it, it will be a very precious world research material]
[One day, passerby A saw this seven-yolk egg while passing through the vast chaos. As a glutton and a greedy cat, passerby A subconsciously wanted to take it for himself]
[I’m hungry and want to eat egg fried rice]
[Passenger A stirred up the seven-yolk eggs into a mess. All seven yolks were badly beaten and even had to be mixed with the egg whites.]
[It’s only one step away from becoming a complete and pure egg liquid]
[Passenger A was very satisfied with his actions. He used his own strength and the energy of chaos to set up a tent to block the wind and rain, confuse the beasts, and prepare to feast.]
[But usually at this time, the plot twist appears, just like if you stay in the temple at night, there is a high probability that there will be strange guys who want to harm you]
[It doesn’t matter whether he is a beautiful woman or a path-cutting bandit, he doesn’t have any good intentions anyway]
[Passenger Yi, who is also an old glutton, appears, and he also discovers this precious seven-yolk egg]
[But the problem is that what he wants to eat is curry beef brisket omelette rice, not egg fried rice, and he doesn’t want to share it with passerby A. Both of them want to have it exclusively]
[As a result, egg fried rice lovers and egg roll fanatics started a fierce battle, each wanting to prove that the other party's favorite dish was heretical and that they were the most orthodox]
[But here comes the second blunt twist. If it is written into a novel, readers will scold it for being too blunt and dramatic]
[The egg yolk is about to be mixed with the egg white to become egg liquid and become essence. The terrifying egg yolk king has absorbed the power of the egg white and the chaos of the outside world and used it for his own purposes. Today he is going to fight to the death with Passerby A and Passerby B]
[Passengers want to cook with seven-yolk eggs, and the Egg Yolk King also wants to make two passers-by into a barbecue platter with various flavors]
[The battle became more and more intense until both passers-by were wrapped in half-finished egg liquid, just like ordinary people trapped in a swamp]
[If this is another channel, then there will be some strange plots that you can’t watch even if you pay]
[The Egg Yolk King is no match for passers-by, but he doesn’t make it easy for them either]
[The two passers-by who were wrapped in egg liquid have a headache because they can’t peel off the egg liquid that looks like strong glue]
[Under two blunt and very disgusting turns, the passers-by who were supposed to be diners were successfully trapped together by the egg liquid]
[If there is a similar and additional twist, as gourmets, they may become the ingredients themselves]
[But there is no turning point after that. It seems that the cute new author named Destiny also thinks that too many such reversals would be bad]
[It is a pity that the Egg Yolk King has lost his power, but the two passers-by cannot continue to process the semi-finished egg liquid]
[To put it simply, it’s stuck there]
[The goal of the Egg Yolk King can basically be regarded as a dead end, so he will not consider it. The two passers-by are also very confident in their cooking skills]
[But they were fooled anyway, or in other words, even if they realized that the breaking of the eggshell would allow the power of chaos of unknown ingredients to invade, there was nothing they could do]
[The same sentence is stuck]
[This card lasted for thousands of years, until one day, the golden star twins arrived. After traveling across a vast sea of stars, they were instantly spotted by two passers-by.]
[Excellent materials, or if explained by the symbolic concept of alchemy, they should be ultra-ultimate existences similar to the Philosopher's Stone, and can even be regarded as holy objects]
[That is a real miracle, an absolute panacea]
[Perhaps in an unknown corner, the remaining will of the Egg Yolk King has also cast its gaze, intending to do something]
[This is the ending of the fairy tale, or a fragment that makes people feel disgusting, but it is called a blank space by people with high emotional intelligence]
[Some people may have a rough idea of the subsequent story, but the subsequent legends can only be known by those who have actually experienced it personally]
[Or, you can re-write your own legendary path on this continent]
[Oh, by the way, one last thing, I still prefer to eat poached eggs with sugar filling, the kind with a little soy sauce. After eating the poached eggs, you can also mix rice with the soy sauce at the bottom of the bowl, it tastes very fragrant]
Gu Sanqiu: "...Grass."
He really couldn't hold it in this time.
Is this a fairy tale?
Are you telling me this is a fairy tale?!
The special terms that appear throughout the article are all full of extremely dangerous metaphors. This is a fart fairy tale.
In the Seven Kingdoms of the World, if a book full of dangerous metaphors like this can be put on the shelves for one day, it will be a serious dereliction of duty by the regulatory agencies and intelligence agencies.