Chapter 1312: Finally: Look at my devious tactics!
Gu Sanqiu was knocked to the ground by Zhongli's iron fist of love. His vision went dark and he completely lost his ability to fight.
The shadow opened the door, stretched out his hand and dragged one of Gu Sanqiu's legs out, conscientiously playing the role of a floor scrubber.
[Morax, how can you beat my good son like this? What should I do if I can’t be smart enough to hit my son in the head? Educate your children not to use violence blindly and to be patient]
Zhongli took a deep breath: "I hope he can become a little stupider, so that I won't be worried all day long, for fear that he will do something difficult to end."
"Also, he is my son, and I have my own way of discipline."
[Oh, that’s right, that’s right, your son is my son]
The corner of Zhongli's mouth twitched heavily: "Maybe I thought wrong at the time, and I shouldn't have placed the tripod in his home."
[Liyue Port, where thousands of years of blood and sweat have been condensed, is the place with the strongest willpower. This is already the best place. Only in this way can we deceive the one in the sky]
"No, I mean, having you here makes me feel like I have contracted some weird habits."
[Hmph, you don’t understand this, stupid Morax~, we are the smartest dust demon after all]
[If I can’t deal with you, the most stubborn person in Teyvat, then I’ll deal with my good son first!]
[Mother and son are united, watch my devious tactics!]
Zhongli:
I'm tired and want to go to Yunhan Club to drink tea and listen to a play.
I really can't talk anymore today.
"Well, I should have told him this matter a long time ago, but I didn't expect that he could bear to come to you until now. Maybe he felt that he couldn't deal with such a level of matter before."
Zhongli shook his head: "You, forget it, I guess he has sorted out all the connections. It's already too late to tell you that there are some things you shouldn't tell him."
[That’s right, I am the embodiment of wisdom, how can my good son’s IQ be any worse?]
"I'm too lazy to refute you."
Zhong Li was helpless: "His talent or he just came here to verify it. As long as we understand the context, I think he will be able to scare you soon."
"That's it. I will let him hang around less in the future to avoid some unplanned changes."
Zhongli turned around and left without hesitation, letting the shadow close the door.
[Damn it, Morax, come back here!]
In the end, I was frustrated.
[If you can’t explain it, I actually want to ban our mother and son from seeing each other, you damn stubborn head!]
Regarding the final speech, Zhongli could only say that he was completely immune.
What a joke, even though so many people had ill intentions towards him and sided with him in the end, Morax was not affected at all.
Now that Zhongli's mind and experience have become more mature, it is impossible for this incompetent and furious way of speaking to have any impact on him.
"No, Dad, you are really so harsh."
Gu Sanqiu held an ice element crystal and put it on the back of his head to apply ice.
"Even I fainted for a moment, which would have caused a concussion for others."
"The traitor."
Zhong Li said with a cold face: "Don't listen to other people's fabrications. Do you understand? It seems that you need to be reminded of the history of Liyue again."
"No, no, no, if you do it again I might really pass out."
Gu Sanqiu shook his head repeatedly: "I don't know anything, and I didn't say anything."
"What do you mean by not knowing? These are things you should know."
Zhong Li sat at the stone table: "Originally, if Xiao Hei's health deteriorates, the job of collecting sprouts will definitely be handed over to you. After all, it is not convenient for others to take action."
"Since when did you guess that?"
Gu Sanqiu smashed the elemental crystal and applied it to ice: "It was the time when Ying first came."
"The black shadow can move. After all, it is more in line with my family's teachings, but it is outrageous that the power of the cauldron can also beat people."
Gu Sanqiu said: "In the final analysis, what the incense burner is guarding is the incense of the gods. In other words, judging from the fundamental type, the incense tripod can only be regarded as a sacrificial vessel. It is sacred but does not fight, which is very different from the golden bell.
"
"It is enshrined to the immortal gods, so from a fundamental point of view, except for you, dad, the commander of the immortal gods, it should be impossible for anyone to mobilize the power of the Fengxiang Cauldron, and neither can I."
"Unless they do it themselves, whether it's the remaining power or the nature of the immortal gods guarded by the power of incense and incense, it proves that there may be 'ancient living creatures' in the cauldron."
Gu Sanqiu snapped his fingers: "Then it's very clear. Brother Fushe's Thunder Vein Crystal and Xiao Hei's laughter are just evidence at best."
Zhongli shook his head: "If that's the case, then why did you ask her about reincarnation this time? Don't you want to ask me?"
Gu Sanqiu blinked: "What, I'm not cursing you, dad, but the problem is that you are not dead."
"To be precise, you have never died, so it doesn't feel right to ask you the answer to this kind of question, so I'm going to ask someone who has had this kind of personal experience."
Zhongli continued to ask: "Then why isn't it Yaksha?"
Gu Sanqiu Xiao Xiong spread his hands and said, "Young Master, although I am very smart and have never let Brother Mandrill get into a situation where his karma has entered his mind and he cannot recognize his relatives, it doesn't mean that I don't know what it is like."
I didn't know the details at the beginning, but when I used the power of my second child to strengthen my strength, I felt a bit out of my wits.
"Reincarnation, this question is not suitable to ask Yaksha. Perhaps in their original concept, they who kill to protect the Dharma may not even be able to enter reincarnation, and they must have died halfway due to karma invasion."
Zhongli was speechless for a moment, because there seemed to be nothing wrong with this traitor's philosophy.
If you are not someone who has actually experienced reincarnation, it is difficult to understand it thoroughly.
It's like someone saying that a certain disease is very painful, and people who haven't had it just say "I think it's nothing" and get over it.
Because they have never experienced such pain, they cannot empathize with it.
"Are you planning to be promoted to Demon God now? It should be very simple for you."
All the necessary conditions are already in place. As long as he completely uses the power of the sun for his own use, Gu Sanqiu will be able to smoothly become a brand new demon god.
"No, I have to wait a moment."
Gu Sanqiu touched his chin: "If nothing else happens, the changes in the big day will definitely attract some people's attention, so I have to find a time when I won't be specially noticed and advance in one go."
Zhong Li understood: "When Zhi Dong takes action, it will be your chance to be promoted to Demon God."
Gu Sanqiu was surprised: "Dad, you actually know that it wasn't me who eavesdropped when I was talking to Jin Mao and the others."
"Bastard thing."
Zhongli lightly slapped Gu Sanqiu on the head.
"This is not something difficult to analyze, but you do have to be careful. It should only be a matter of a short period of time."
Gu Sanqiu wondered: "Really or not, could it be that they have already collected all the Hearts of God?"
"Who knows, if Queen Winter can sign a contract with me, can't she make any agreements with other demon gods?"
Zhongli shook his head: "Besides, there are only two of the seven elements left. Although I don't know the specific actions of the Fools, the requirements should not be that demanding."
"Even if you choose to destroy the Heart of God directly, the negative impact brought by five Hearts of God is already huge enough."