"Qiuqiu, does the method you mentioned really work?"
Gu Sanqiu shook his head decisively: "How do I know if it's useful? The next performance has nothing to do with us, okay?"
Gu Sanqiu and Hutao squatted behind the bushes, watching the scene happening in front of them with expectant faces, or to be precise, gossipy faces.
In the center of the street square, that is, the square in front of the Liulic Pavilion and the Crescent Gate, the man in front of him was looking at the man in front of him with a smile.
"What a coincidence, Mr. Zhongli, are you out for a walk at this time?"
"It seems that we are traveling on the same road, how about we go shopping together?"
Zhongli:
Face-to-face "encounter", you said we were on the same road with me?!
And there’s that bastard next to me!
Zhongli glanced at the bushes not far away, and at the passers-by who were accustomed to turning a blind eye, and closed his eyes.
He really made me cry to death.
As the strongest person in the three realms, Nizi can obviously hide in the void with Hu Tao without being noticed by others.
But he just pretended to be squatting behind the bushes, and together with Hu Tao, he held up small branches with four hands to pretend!
This is somewhat disrespectful!
But Zhongli also understands.
The so-called "accidental encounter" plan means that Gu Sanqiu is saying that now that the world is at peace, Dad, you should consider finding a wife.
And this "hiding method" that has no respect for intelligence has another meaning.
It's probably like "Dad, I know you really don't feel anything in your heart, and I respect your personal thoughts."
It's contradictory and abstract, but when you think about who is the "mastermind" of this plan, everything is so harmonious and reasonable.
Then, when these two meanings were combined, it turned into a scene of Gu Sanqiu taking Hu Tao to have fun.
Although, Zhongli can swear by his wallet that he often forgets to bring, this kid is definitely here to have fun!
After the plan is implemented, you have to go to the "crime scene" to observe the reaction of the "victim", right?
Although he was reluctant to admit it, based on the situation on the court, Zhong Li knew that he was the "first victim" tortured by Gu Sanqiu.
Perhaps he is the only victim.
What kind of outlaw are you, a traitor!
Zhongli was a little numb. The situation was unstable in the past, and finally he and others were hiding in a false reincarnation, waiting for resurrection.
but now
Zhongli felt that even if Nizi took him to wander around in various worlds in the universe, it seemed that he wouldn't be able to avoid it.
"Little Troubles of Peace (Zhongli)"
"In terms of universal rationality, I am now"
Zhongli suddenly shut up. If he told Gui Zhong about his next trip, what would be the difference between this and cutting off his own retreat?
Fortunately, Xiaoshen and the others are still mining in the mining area. If they wait until they come back, it will really be the combination of ancient and modern times that puts pressure on themselves.
Run!
Zhongli responded with a smile, finished his superficial words of socializing in an instant, and then walked away quickly.
Finally:
He spoke a little too fast just now, and she didn't quite understand what he was saying.
"After all, Auntie, come on!"
Hu Tao became anxious: "Hurry up and take down that old man Zhongli. Don't you want Qiuqiu to call you mom?!"
After all, he scratched his head: "But, Zhongli is him."
"What are you afraid of? If he wants to travel in this world, then you should catch up and join him!"
Hutao jumped out from the bushes: "Look, isn't there a living example around us? Isn't this how Sora and Paimon got here!"
"As the saying goes, companionship is the longest confession of love. If you deal with an old man like Zhongli who doesn't understand the charm, you should accompany him fiercely!"
Gu Sanqiu silently added: "It's like mud for him."
"Don't talk!"
Hu Tao covered Gu Sanqiu's mouth: "This is how it ends, Auntie, come on, grind Zhongli's iron pestle into an embroidery needle, and then you can take it down!"
"Oh oh oh, it's on fire!"
Finally, he made a strong man's gesture with his hands to cheer up.
"Then I'll chase you now and wait."
Finally, he gently tapped Hu Tao on the head: "Xiao Taozi, you actually called me aunt, haven't you changed your tune yet?"
"Hey, we are still young and have no plans to get married yet. I want to live a normal young life with Qiuqiu for a few more years before I think about getting married."
"He used to spend almost all his free time with me, now it's my turn to do this to him!"
Hu Tao chuckled: "We are not in a hurry, anyway, Qiuqiu will definitely be mine in this life, he can't run away!"
Hu Tao said with a smile: "But as for this matter, it all depends on your own efforts, Aunt Gui."
Hutao began to use the devil's whisper: "Sister, you don't want me to keep calling you auntie."
"Do you want me to change my name?"
The final spirit is infected!
The devil's whisper is judged successfully, and the bewitchment begins!
Gu Sanqiu pried away Hu Tao's hand: "Based on common rationality, if I want to run away, I should be able to move outside Teyvat in a blink of an eye."
"Don't talk!"
Hu Tao jumped on Gu Sanqiu's back, and then "hardly" covered his mouth again.
"You two, father and son, are simply a tough rock and an iron pestle created by the same module!"
Finally:
Finally, he silently followed Zhongli on his journey through the world.
Anyway, if you stay where you are, your scalp will be numb because of the show, so you might as well run away.
Me too!
Morax, no.
Zhongli, don’t run!
I will also learn from my good daughter, you will never escape from the palm of this girl in your life!
In front of the Yujing stage, Liuyun and Gechen held hot tea in their hands to maintain their health in old age.
"Ge Chen, do you think we will be liquidated by then?"
Grandma Ping took a sip of tea and said, "How could it be? When we were drinking tea, the young master and Hu Tao came over to drink tea, and they 'accidentally' revealed our thoughts during the 'unintentional communication'."
"So, what we did was just an honest mistake at best. The emperor is so tolerant that he probably won't care about our unintentional words."
"Liu Yun, put your heart back in your stomach. Even if you get beaten, the young master will be there to support you. When Marshal Wushuang and the others take a break and return to Liyue, there will be a brand new group of matchmakers pestering the emperor. No one will pay attention to us."
Grandma Ping put down her tea cup: "At that time, the emperor will really be a little too busy to take care of himself."
Liu Yun took a sip of tea and said, "Well, that makes sense. It's you, Ge Chen."
The three immortals Yao Luo Weng, Cai Yue and Lishui next to them looked at each other, raised their buttocks in unison, held their own small stools and moved away from Grandma Ping and Liu Yun Jiefeng Zhenjun.
It's too scary, the routine is too deep!
Although there are always people seeking immortality and Taoism in Minlin, they are all "ordinary people" who have relatively simple minds and can at least tell what they want at a glance.
These two people next to you
It’s better to be in the mountains, at least it’s quiet and comfortable!
Xieyue silently prayed for Zhongli in her heart.
Master, I really can’t help you as a busy disciple, you can only rely on your own efforts.
Even if Lishui and I join forces, we are still no match for Gechen Liuyun and Master Guizhu!
Or to say the least, Li Shui is not necessarily willing to join forces with him!
Sure enough, Liyue Port is only suitable for stopping by for a cup of tea in your spare time!