Chapter two hundred and ninety-eight: the teachings of the ancestors
Gu Sanqiu poked for a long time without seeing any reaction, so he could only pretend that the other party was pretending to be dead. There was no other way.
He had said a lot of good and bad things for eight hundred years, and even threw a few barrels of explosives, but this thing was just pretending to be dead.
Now the old man put him in solitary confinement, but he took out a computer for himself.
He seriously suspected that this thing had secretly contacted the old man!
"Forget it, a computer will be a computer, as long as it's not full of study materials and condiments for spreading bread."
Gu Sanqiu placed the technological notebook on the stone table and fell into silence.
How should he charge it?
Gu Sanqiu snapped his fingers: "Try an electric arc?"
Buzz——
"Available energy detected, absorbing...power on successfully."
"Master, I miss you so much~~"
Listening to this weird startup sound, coupled with the dynamic wallpaper on the screen that might make young people uncontrollable, Gu Sanqiu subconsciously looked at the door of his home.
"Well, luckily no one came over, otherwise the society would really be dead."
Gu Sanqiu pressed his cheek with one hand and began to search for various information that he could use on the computer with the other hand.
However, it is obvious that except for some very familiar games, other files that may reveal the specific age and other information have been completely deleted.
Real game book.
"By the way, can this thing be connected to the Internet?"
Gu Sanqiu glanced at the network display and then began to think about this problem.
He recalled the over-the-border enforcement powers that had been requested in Mondstadt.
The rampant treasure stealing gangs are still a troublesome phenomenon on the border between the two countries, but if a network can be set up, they can directly cooperate with law enforcement, and the information communication rate will definitely be high.
Maybe the treasure thief group had just rushed over, and the West Wind Knight, who had received the message long ago, was already waiting. What stood out was despair.
"Well, the focus should be on how to set up a server, and then set up a LAN within Teyvat, and use Liyue and Mond to pilot it first?"
Gu Sanqiu yawned, or should we first create a small local area network that can be used within their small circle?
"How long has it been? It's already starting to get boring. You don't really want me to play the game for ten days."
It seems that the time is not right for me to come back this time. All my friends are outside and no one is in Liyue Port.
He was too idle, really too idle, to the point where he didn't even know what he should do.
What the old man requested was to be banned at home, not in Liyue Port. Otherwise, he could go to the port to play chess with a group of old men, and he could also go to the deck of Qunyu Pavilion to lie down and take a nap with an exquisite
fruit dish.
Salted fish life is quite happy.
But it won't work at home. Does this mean I want him to sleep for ten days at a time?
"There seems to be some progress in setting up a network, but I'd better leave this matter to the guys in the secret library. This kind of thing that requires long-term study is not suitable for me."
Gu Sanqiu threw the computer aside with a wave of his hand, and then continued to lie on the stone table pretending to be dead, hoping that the old man would be merciful and lift the ban after seeing him like this.
However, this approach seems to be of little use.
Three days passed. Gu Sanqiu ate takeaways from various restaurants. He was not even interested in cooking a meal himself. Apart from sleeping, he basically just sat at the stone table and pretended to be dead. Anyway, with his strength, he was completely
Just don’t worry about lumbar disc herniation.
Although this feeling of letting oneself rot naturally is very strange, Gu Sanqiu seemed to be in such a strange state. If he didn't worry about his image, he would have wanted to lie on the ground and squirm back to the room.
"Wait a minute."
"Isn't this grounding a move that the old man specially came up with to torture my family?"
For a family that is good at and likes to commit suicide, letting them stay in one place without being able to do anything is simply the ultimate torture, just like being a prisoner in a dark room.
"No, I must show my vitality. This is my silent resistance to the old man!"
"That's it, start the first action, prepare a fishing line with enough distance, and throw the fishing rod directly from here to Yunlaihai for fishing!"
Gu Sanqiu suddenly raised his head, with a very excited look on his face, and then slammed it down again.
_(:з ∠)_
So tired, that's all.
Bang bang bang.
There was a low knock on the door, and Gu Sanqiu was stunned for a moment before standing up.
It seems that Wanyu and the others have been arranged to work outside. Who else would come to their home at this time?
"It's not another bill."
Gu Sanqiu took a deep breath, then casually picked up a big ax and put it on his shoulder, clearly showing what he wanted to do.
"Xiao Guzi."
At the door, Qi Qi put a finger to her lips, holding a small medicine basket in her other hand, tilting her head and looking at Gu Sanqiu.
"What are you going to do?"
"Oh, hello, ancestor."
Gu Sanqiu let go, and the ax fell from behind him. Then he was kicked by Gu Sanqiu into the courtyard field, and the yam and apple tree next to it was almost affected.
"Nothing to do. I just prepared to loosen the soil."
"Use an ax to loosen the soil?"
Qiqi walked in carrying a medicine basket: "This won't work. You have to use special tools."
"Yes, the ancestor taught you right."
Gu Sanqiu poured a cup of coconut milk for Qiqi: "Why did ancestor think of coming to my house?"
"I'm going to deliver medicine to a customer today. Come and sit here."
Qiqi put down the medicine basket, picked up the coconut milk with both hands and took a slow sip, then licked the coconut milk that accidentally spilled from the corner of her mouth, and then put the cup down.
"Why don't you go out to play?"
Gu Sanqiu was helpless: "For special reasons, I can't go out these days."
"what reason."
Gu Sanqiu stretched out his hand and gently wiped the remaining white stains on the corners of Qiqi's mouth: "It's just that he was grounded. He was grounded by the Emperor."
Qiqi was stunned, and then extended her right hand to Gu Sanqiu.
The latter lowered his body and leaned his head over. Qiqi touched Gu Sanqiu's head gently.
"Xiao Guzi, if you make a mistake, you have to admit it, you know."
"Can't do it, he's a bad boy."
"Ancestor, did you come here specifically to teach me a lesson?"
Gu Sanqiu couldn't hold himself any longer, so he just got a computer. Qiqi, who had not run towards him for a long time, also came over, which made him feel like everything was happening together.
Qiqi's right hand paused for a moment, then moved along the hair to the side and grabbed Gu Sanqiu's ear.
"Little Guzi, you must be obedient. If you don't, you are a bad boy and you will be spanked."
Spanking?
Which generation of ancestors suffered so miserably?
Gu Sanqiu was still thinking about the dark history of his ancestors, but Qiqi had already jumped off the chair, summoned a long sword and opened Gu Sanqiu's clothes with one move.
?!
Qiqi looked at the scars on Gu Sanqiu's body that were pierced by the light.
"Sure enough, Xiao Guzi was seriously injured."
Qiqi took out the herbal medicine bag from the medicine basket: "A few days ago, I suddenly felt a little uneasy. I wanted to come to you, but then I found that you were not there."
Qiqi signaled Gu Sanqiu to squat down and slapped the medicine in his hand directly on Gu Sanqiu's wound.
"Myself, Tu."
Gu Sanqiu smiled helplessly. Did this indicate that he had encountered something dangerous? It was an inherited emotion.
Qiqi put away her sword and touched Gu Sanqiu's head again with one free hand.