No matter how much the guy opposite looks like a cute young lady, he is still an old man, and he is an elder who is familiar with my old man, not to mention that he has been chased by me for two or three rounds...
Just throw it, as if it can do some damage.
When Wendy saw that Gu Sanqiu's expression didn't change, she couldn't help but feel a little angry. She immediately opened two more bottles of good wine and started to drink.
"You have to control your speed when drinking, otherwise it will be easy to drink no matter how much you drink."
Gu Sanqiu kindly reminded me.
"Hiccup, you think I am that old man from your family, hiccup."
Wendy, who was almost drunk, began to burp: "I, Barbatos, claim to be able to drink a thousand cups and never get drunk. How can I be drunk with just such a small amount of wine?"
If you were not drunk, even if you drank ten thousand jars of water, you would have died of water poisoning and starvation long ago, unless you, as a demon god, used all your strength to expand your stomach space.
Gu Sanqiu ate the vegetables with an expressionless expression.
"Hey, good wine."
Wendy giggled twice: "Hey, don't you have a lot of storytellers in Liyue? How can you have good wine without stories? How about you tell me two stories?"
"My appearance fee is very expensive."
Gu Sanqiu glanced at the drunkard. The old man didn't even let him speak!
"Oh, what's the matter? I'm happy today~"
Wendy walked up to Gu Sanqiu and put her arm around his shoulders: "How about you tell me what you did at Dao Wife? From what you said just now, have you ever fought against that person?"
"It's not a fight, it's a unilateral crushing."
Gu Sanqiu corrected him: "If I have the ability to fight with General Thunder and Lightning without losing, maybe there will be a second ruler in Liyue."
"Oh, that's right."
Wendy held the bottle and thought for a while: "General Thunder and Lightning, she was pursuing the ultimate in martial arts when she was a shadow warrior. She should be even more powerful now."
"Regardless of whether she is the ultimate or not, if she doesn't have some magical power that can hide everything from the outside world, I probably won't be able to visit Daozhu again in this life."
Wendy chuckled: "Oh, don't say that, I can tell you what the weaknesses of that arrogant guy are~"
"Listen up, that guy's weakness is sweet desserts. Thank you to the great Lord Barbatos. This is a secret that only the gods, or the followers of the gods, can know."
...
Gu Sanqiu was helpless: "It sounds like I can hit her with a lot of sweets. It's not like if she kills me, there will be no sweets in the world. What's the use of my weakness?"
This isn't some love plot guide. With his current relationship with the cook, it's definitely not a love affair between fans, but the other party wants to send him directly to the grave.
"That guy saw my identity, but he still killed me without hesitation. Do you think knowing such a non-critical weakness is of any use in this situation?"
"real or fake?"
Wendy was half awake and asked: "People who know who you are still dare to take action?"
"The extremely concentrated elemental light of the thunder and lightning element pierced me like a sieve, what do you think?"
"Although I have the impression that that guy was indeed more serious when he was a Kagemusha, but he is not such a person."
Wendy shook her head: "That big change might have been a heavy blow to her."
"Big change? Let's talk about the details."
Valley accumulation
"Hey, I can't tell you this, otherwise I will be thrown into the rock gun by your old man."
Wendy poked Gu Sanqiu in the ribs with her elbow: "Don't think so much, little guy. If the sky falls, there will be someone taller to hold it up. As long as my old friends are still there, except for that extreme guy, No one has the guts to touch you."
Of course I know that the old man has great intimidation power.
Gu Sanqiu's face was expressionless.
But this is only before he retires.
He seriously suspected that after his retirement, his old man was overtaken by the young lady in front of him. He listened to books, drank tea and tasted delicious food all day long. From time to time, he also bought a lot of useless but "valuable" things and wasted his fortune.
If he doesn't think of ways to come up with something now, will he really have to rely on Lao Kong to save the world in the future?
How can online battles rely solely on junglers? To fight, you still need to be tough yourself, which is the right way in the world!
"Let me ask you something, have you met my family before?"
Barbatos thought about it carefully: "I've seen it before, but you also know what happened during that period. Your family members basically accompanied the emperor to travel around and conquer the four directions."
"Only when the Seven Gods gather in Liyue can we have more contact with your family during that time."
"Then have you heard of Gu Shen?"
"Of course, that guy who was said to have unparalleled fighting power in the world at that time knows about it."
Wendy took a sip of wine and said, "My old friend told me about this. The militant madmen in Munata didn't accept this title, so they braved the dangers along the way and came to Liyue to challenge your ancestors."
"The results of it?"
"Oh, it seems that the result is that Gu Shen killed them all unilaterally, and then in the name of exchanging martial arts, he took part of Munata's martial arts secrets, split them and fused them, and used them to improve the combat effectiveness of the Qianyan Regiment. ,Quite fun."
"Then when you rulers came to Liyue to meet the old man, who was the head of my Gu family?"
"Well, if you ask that, I really can't think about it for a while. Anyway, it's not Gu Shen."
Wendy looked at Gu Sanqiu with a look of disgust: "But, you are definitely not as powerful as Gu Shen."
Gu Sanqiu's face was expressionless: "Understand, I'm only in my early twenties now. If I grow up for another ten or twenty years, believe it or not, I can hold you accountable."
"Hey, you're holding me up to fight? How is that possible? Although I'm not as good at fighting as my old friends, I'm still a demon after all."
Wendy staggered: "If you want to hang me and beat me, at least you have to..."
Gu Sanqiu's eyes lit up, "Come on, come on, tell the truth while drunk!"
"At least you have to pay tribute to Lord Barbatos with ten years of good wine. In this case, you can beat me any way you want, even if you put me in a frying pan, fry or stir-fry me."
Wendy said proudly: "How about it? Doesn't this deal sound worth it? It only takes ten years of good wine to achieve the victory of defeating the devil~"
Gu Sanqiu couldn't remember how many times he had been silent today. Wendy's ability to raise other people's blood pressure was far higher than that of Hutao Xingqiu's small group of people.
"Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore, how about we make a deal."
Wendy put the wine bottle aside and took the first bite of the night.
"What kind of deal, what's the benefit."
"Well, of course there are benefits."
Wendy looked at Gu Sanqiu: "Do you want to give you a chance to compete with a strong person?"
Gu Sanqiu narrowed his eyes: "It's not like I'm being asked to catch someone, and then this process is just a reward for me."