Chapter three hundred and ninety first: Wendy's money-making coup
Gu Sanqiu is very fast. Although he cannot compare with Brother Mandrill's teleportation across map levels, at his speed, he can still catch up with the nightclub activities in Mondstadt.
Well, does that mean he has to pay some fish monster for drinks?
Forget it, it's not a big problem.
"Where are you going?"
Green light flashed across, and Mandrill came to Gu Sanqiu's side.
"The earth's pulse has been very turbulent recently, so you'd better not run away casually."
"Brother Mandrill, I'm going to Mondstadt for an appointment."
Gu Sanqiu said hello: "What level do you mean when you say there is a lot of movement?"
"There are some ghost gods who have absorbed part of the power of earth pulse fluctuations and awakened early, but I can solve them all."
"Haha, is this a sign of the coming times?"
Gu Sanqiu smiled and cupped his hands to Mandrill: "Then please leave it to Brother Mandrill. After a while, do you want me to ask Liyue to give you an award, a banner or something?"
"No, just be careful."
After Mandrill finished speaking, he left and listened to a book in Liyue Port. Zhongli, who had just returned to the Hall of Purity, raised his teacup and then put it down again.
Lift up, put down.
Forget it, leave him alone, the daughter said otherwise, since the son wants to go out and have a career, then let him.
Zhong Li drank tea in peace. Just now, he had planned to directly drag Gu Sanqiu into his domain, and then tell this brat to go back to Liyue Port and stay there.
As for the mind falling from the sky after being pulled into the realm?
It's okay, it's amazing if you can break through that kid's physical defense.
"If you want to try it out, then go ahead."
Zhong Li put down his tea cup: "Barbatos, you are an alcoholic poet who doesn't mind the excitement. Are you really so sure about letting them come into contact so early?"
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"Yohoo~, eldest nephew, this way, this way!"
Gu Sanqiu had just found a deserted place to land when he saw a guy wearing a hat crookedly waving to him.
"When I was flying just now, I inexplicably encountered three small-scale storms with clear targets. As the God of Wind, please explain to me what happened."
Gu Sanqiu looked at Barbatos with an unkind expression: "If there is any problem in the explanation, no one will pay for your drinks tonight."
"Hey, how could that be? Am I the kind of person who likes to tease younger generations for fun?"
Wendy looked serious: "Also, why are you so embarrassed to ask your eldest nephew to invite me? As the God of Wind, I am also a person with a name. Who do you think I am?"
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To tell a joke, Mondstadt's beloved wind god would be embarrassed if he wanted to face him.
You might as well say that the law of heaven belongs to my wife.
Gu Sanqiu had no expression on his face, put his hands in his pockets, and looked at Wendy with a calm expression.
Come on, please continue your performance.
Wendy became angry and said, "Really, don't look at me like that. Believe it or not, I'll let your old man beat you up, you bastard!"
"The way you act is like a child who can't beat his parents in a fight."
Wendy put her hat straight on and rolled up her sleeves.
"Forget it, I won't wait for your old man anymore. I'm going to beat you now to let you know what the majesty of the elders is."
Gu Sanqiu calmly took out a jar that exuded a strong fragrance.
Item: Thousand Sun Soul Soul Liquor
Quality: purple
Source: Red Flame Great Realm
Remarks: The burning taste coupled with the tranquility that cleanses the soul, the beautiful taste combined with the peak pleasure deep in the soul, is a popular product in the Red Flame World and is often sold in limited quantities for a limited time.
My good-for-nothing Goldfinger finally did some human work. To be precise, he should have done something that fit Goldfinger's "predictive" function.
This thing took out two jars at once, one jar was given to Brother Mandrill when he met him, and the other jar was kept by him to deal with the drunkard poet.
Judging from the Shenma Pill, in order to have an effect on beings of the ruling level, the quality of the items must be gold level, so he did not want to leave a jar for the old man.
Although it's not very useful in terms of effect, I can't help but think that this thing is fine wine. It's a weapon for Wendy!
A certain bard with a main profession, a drunkard with a secondary profession, and a guy who also serves as the ruler of a country couldn't wait to grab this jar of wine.
"Hey, eldest nephew, my great nephew."
Wendy put away the jar of wine, then walked over and grabbed Gu Sanqiu's right arm, dragging him directly into Mondstadt.
"Come on, come on, I'm happy today, a gift from an angel, I'm treating you!"
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Gu Sanqiu didn't believe it: "The kind where you treat me and I pay for it?"
"Hey, hey, I told you not to underestimate your elders."
Wendy took out a crystal clear gemstone from her purse very proudly, and then replaced it with an elemental crystal fragment.
"So, now I believe that I am a rich man."
Gu Sanqiu took out the gem from Wendy's purse, then put it to his nose and smelled it.
"It smells of earth and dust and decay. Have you gone to rob a tomb?"
"...Don't you have a department called Huishan Hall in Liyue? It's a real loss for them not to ask you to be a special adviser. How many strange things have you learned?"
Wendy was helpless, then smiled shyly, and Gu Sanqiu felt a chill in his heart. This guy must be holding back some big news when he smiles like this.
"Actually, it's nothing. I just asked Tevalin to go around a few places with me. If I remember correctly, those places were all used as places for me and Tevalin to make offerings."
"So it's not a tomb robbery. There are still many well-preserved antiques and gems offered to me. Strictly speaking, I just put my salary back into my pocket."
Gu Sanqiu was speechless and looked up at the sky.
The breeze blows, and the white clouds dotted on the blue sky move slowly, and you can even hear the roar of Tevalin's dragon that is almost collapsing.
"Do something serious, Barbatos!"
Gu Sanqiu wiped his face. He didn't care how Wendy made money, but did this mean that he could take advantage of the big customers today?
etc.
Gu Sanqiu remembered: "You guy, didn't the pub refuse to sell alcoholic drinks to you? Then the question is, how are you going to invite me to drink? Do you want me to go in and buy it?"
Wendy patted Gu Sanqiu's waist generously.
"Calm down, nephew. If I were to go there alone, the staff at the tavern would definitely not sell it to me, but it's because of you."
Wendy showed a smile that said "everything is under control".
"As long as you guarantee that I am an adult, with your reputation in Mondstadt and your familiarity with the tavern owner, they will definitely be willing to believe it."
"And with you by my side, as long as you accompany me to the Knights of the West Wind to apply for a guarantee certificate, I can sit in the tavern and have a drink openly!"
Wendy's eyes shone: "This is why I chose Angel's gift. With your help, I can easily open the gap from here. From now on, I can choose any tavern in Mondstadt!"
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Due to the place of origin, even if Wendy is a bard with a stable income, the cost of drinking is not very high, otherwise the people of Mondstadt will not develop the habit of drinking two drinks casually.
It's not a problem to get a certificate for Wendy. At least it will be more convenient to find this guy in the future, which will also be good for myself.
Very good, there is another super drunkard who will give headaches to many tavern owners in Mondstadt.