Chapter four hundred and sixteen: why do men make it difficult for men
"cheers."
The two clinked glasses, and then they finally talked about some topics that normal young people should talk about.
Although he almost evolved into a younger version of an old-fashioned academic who was a poor man since he was a child, an artificial human who is at least five hundred years old should not be associated with normal young people.
You said something to each other, and then it escalated to a high level of difficulty. They started asking each other whether they had any girls they liked, and whether they had begun to think about what their married life would be like.
"I said, you must have met a lot of girls in Mondstadt. Why are you still single now?"
Gu Sanqiu launched a normal attack [State the Facts], causing physical damage.
Abedo drank calmly: "Then I can't compare to you. The head of the family can still eat so freely in Liyue Port. It's different without a significant other. From this perspective, you are even worse."
Abedo also activated [State the Facts] as a counterattack, causing damage and falling silent for a second.
"It's different, it's different. I have something to be busy with. Just working every day makes me very tired. How can I find time to fall in love?"
Gu Sanqiu tried to use his own time arrangement to make Abedo believe that he was extremely busy all day long and had no time for romance.
Abedo was stunned for a moment, then looked at Gu Sanqiu: "Then you figure it out for yourself. After you have been in Mondstadt for a few days, do you go to the pub to drink with people every night?"
"It's not that you're busy with work, you're just unwilling to spend your rest time with other people. You can't even be with someone else. No wonder no girl will fall in love with you."
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I really want to fight with this guy. Could you please not be so straightforward?
Gu Sanqiu was helpless: "If I have time, I would also like to take into account the feelings of girls while satisfying my own entertainment needs. To be honest, it is difficult to balance the relationship between two independent individuals and private space.
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Abedo put down his wine glass and looked at Gu Sanqiu calmly.
"Sorry, your thinking seems to have fallen into a logical loophole. What I just said requires a premise, that is, you really have a girlfriend."
Gu Sanqiu's face suddenly stiffened.
Abedo said: "Judging from your usually quick thinking, you should not have made such a low-level mistake, but you just did it."
“When a person cares more about something, no matter how much he conceals it, he cannot escape the observation of discerning people.”
Abedo spoke in a tone of "you are the murderer".
"To sum up, you are very worried about the fact that you are still single, and you are even extremely entangled, which is why you fell into my little trap."
"There may be reasons from relatives, or it may be the accumulation of emotions after seeing a couple. I don't care about these things."
Abedo showed a smile: "I won."
Gu Sanqiu picked up the spear and said, "Let's have a fight."
Abedo's smile remained unchanged: "Oh? If you invite me to fight now, it will only make people think that you are angry, incompetent and furious. Are you sure you want to do this?"
"You are not my wife. Why should I care about your impression of me? Is it possible that you still want to come back to Liyue with me to salute and swear in front of the emperor's statue?"
Abedo's smile suddenly froze on his face.
Gu Sanqiu nodded with satisfaction and the counterattack was successful.
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The breeze blew through Mondstadt, and the light from the God of Wind blew away the veil of the night, sending the rays of the sun and the aroma of breakfast to the nostrils of passers-by.
Well, it’s another day where you need to work hard to make money!
Lord Fengshen's power has not yet ceased, so Mondlanders cannot stay in bed!
With this belief, the workers got up and prepared for work one after another, trying to be as energetic as possible to face the new work.
Of course, they are also supported by the idea of having a drink after get off work.
And at the Goethe Hotel, an ordinary employee of the Fools was leading the way for a certain praying priest like an attendant.
"Here we are, Lady Barbara. Your Excellency is resting in this suite."
Employee A smiled and said: "In my capacity, I cannot disturb your distinguished sir's rest, so whether I can wake your distinguished sir, I can only rely on you, sir."
"You, you're welcome, thank you for your guidance."
Barbara bowed to employee A. To be honest, when she saw the Fools in the past, no one was dragging them down for 25,000 to 80,000, as if the people of Mondstadt didn't cooperate with them.
To be honest, the feeling is the same as dealing with anyone from Lawrence except Yura.
But today, after she revealed that Gu Sanqiu was her teacher, the faces of the many fools stationed in the hotel changed, and their titles also changed from "Little Prayer Priest" to "Sir Barbara."
Obviously, in the eyes of these people from the Winter Country, Barbara's camp logo has added the word "Winter Fool".
"Teacher, are you there? How about we go have breakfast together."
Barbara started knocking on the door. As for whether Gu Sanqiu was sleeping?
Don't be ridiculous, it's normal for her sister to have a liver attack and not sleep for several days, not to mention this idiot teacher who came to Mondstadt for a trip and invited everyone to drink last night.
She, the prayer priest, was reborn without Albert's entanglement.
Squeak——
The door opened, and inside was a man offering incense wrapped in a sheet, with only half of his hands and one head exposed.
"What are you doing here? Don't you know that disturbing people's dreams so early in the morning can easily drive people crazy?"
"Early in the morning?"
Barbara looked shocked: "Teacher, have you really read the time correctly? I was almost busy with the affairs of the West Wind Church before I came to you. It doesn't matter that you are still sleeping, but you still said it was early in the morning?
"
"It's morning as long as the sun is still overhead."
Gu Sanqiu pushed the door open with his head, turned around and continued to lie down.
"Why are you here? If the nun from your church has something to do with me, please tell her that I am not here, or you can tell her directly that I have returned to Liyue."
"Oh, that's not what happened."
Barbara immediately started to pull off Gu Sanqiu's sheets.
"Get up quickly, teacher. It's rare that your students have something to ask you for today."
"Then should I also thank you, the student who keeps me busy?"
Gu Sanqiu turned over and continued to wrap himself into a ball. Barbara's efforts were in vain.
"It's okay if you don't think about it. Now you've come so early in the morning and asked me to help you. Is the Knights of the West Wind short of people?"
"If you are short of manpower, go to Keli. A high-power bomb can definitely help you clear the way."
Barbara was angry: "That's not it. It's a friend of mine who wants to ask you for help, or to teach you fighting skills or something."
Gu Sanqiu was extremely lazy: "Which of your friends has this kind of hobby, or a little girl who likes fighting actually has a common topic with you."
Barbara was so angry that she pressed a ball of water element directly onto the sheets.
"You have met that person, Noelle, the maid of the Knights of the West Wind. She heard me say that you were in Mondstadt, so she asked me to ask if you have time to give her some advice."
"Oh, Gundam, okay, no problem, just let me sleep for a few hours and then I'll follow you."
"no!"
Barbara gritted her teeth and made seals with her hands, deciding to try the new spell she learned from Sister Lisa on Gu Sanqiu.