Chapter 59: The effect of the big pig's trotter tree
"Big pig's hoof tree? Why is there such a weird thing in this world?"
Gu Sanqiu was a little dumbfounded: "So what are the heads of those big guys made of? How could they come up with such weird things?"
"Then the question is, if I can claim to be king in Teyvat..."
Gu Sanqiu thought deeply, wouldn't it be interesting if he wrote in the rules "Everyone can have an emperor-level buttocks".
But there is a high probability that he will die miserably.
...
"Yoho, so you are still willing to go with us?"
"I'm afraid you will die in Guyun Pavilion."
Gu Sanqiu threw two big elbows at Xingqiu and Chongyun.
"Find a quiet place and eat it. I will protect you. Don't ask me where this stuff comes from. It's just good stuff."
Half an hour later, a noise-level wailing sounded from a mountain forest outside Liyue Port.
"No! I like girls, I don't like men, stay away from me, you bastard!"
Xingqiu's usually gentle and gentlemanly demeanor completely collapsed. The long sword in his hand was like a sword and a spear. The cold light emitted and receded, forming a field of cold light that was difficult to set foot on.
Chongyun, on the other hand, was sitting cross-legged on the ground with his brows furrowed and trying to support himself, but he was not as glum as Xingqiu.
However, everything within ten meters around him had turned into black. Only Gu Sanqiu, who opened the shield, helped to suppress the restlessness of the pure Yang body, so that he could ensure that the forest fire did not occur.
"Well, not bad. It seems that he has been pursued by many young girls. His resistance to attack is really good in this regard."
Gu Sanqiu turned around and glanced at Xingqiu, who was dancing his sword on the spot: "This guy... I guess he has quite a lot of experience in books, but due to his identity, not many girls dare to express their feelings, otherwise he wouldn't be crazy.
It’s like this.”
He also ate a spicy elbow when he was at home. When he came to his senses, he put on three or four layers of shields, but he even forgot the reason why he opened the shield.
As for experience... being able to force him to open his shield is enough to prove how outrageous the effect of this big pig's trotter tree is.
If it weren't for the fact that his mental power to control the elemental power was smoother and smoother, he would have suspected that what he just took was actually some high-level drug.
"Tsk, the cameras are out in Fontaine, why haven't they been deployed yet?"
Looking at Xingqiu who was crying like a ghost and howling like a wolf, Gu Sanqiu clicked his tongue regretfully. If there was a recording device, he might be able to blackmail Xingqiu severely.
"Am I still alive?"
Sword dancing, or aggressive self-defense, is a physically demanding job after all. After nearly an hour, Xingqiu finally collapsed on the ground and murmured unconsciously.
"You're alive and you're fine."
Just as Gu Sanqiu was about to go over and help him, he saw Xingqiu crawling back a few times in fear.
"Don't come here! I'm disgusted with all male creatures now!"
"...What did you just see?"
"I kept dancing with the sword, and the man's eyes contained tenderness, tolerance and love. Even if I opened the wound, it only showed a hint of pain at the right time, making me feel care, redemption and even distress...
..”
"wrong!"
"Why should I tell you, bastard! I order you to put what I just said out of your mind immediately!"
"late."
Gu Sanqiu looked at Xingqiu with a smirk on his face: "It's rare to get such explosive news from Master Xingqiu. Do you think I will listen to you?"
"Take my sword, you bastard!"
Xingqiu jumped up with a long sword in hand and stabbed Gu Sanqiu, but was easily blocked by a shield, and the force of the rebound sent him flying several meters away.
"Don't waste your efforts. I've arranged the boat with Sister Beidou. If there's more trouble, do you plan to land at Guyun Pavilion at night? What's the difference between this and ordinary people entering a haunted house alone in the middle of the night?"
Gu Sanqiu threw a bottle of treasure pills to Chongyun: "Here you go, swallow two of them, and you should be able to recover after meditating for ten minutes. However, recovery from mental exhaustion may be a little slower."
"I, I want it too."
∠(?』∠)＿
Xingqiu let out a weak cry.
In the end, Gu Sanqiu condensed the elements into two long chopsticks and fed the treasure pill into Xingqiu's mouth from a distance. This solved the problem of the eldest young master's current "rejection of male approach".
"Tsk, if we can't bear this small hardship, how can we go to Guyun Pavilion? Not to mention that our goal is to touch a piece of Demon God's residue. Don't even see the Demon God's residue by then.
Go home."
"This is different."
Xingqiu finally recovered a little and sat down against the tree.
"Why would a group of grown men come to test me? If it were a beautiful girl, I would show you in a minute what it means to pass through the test at the speed of light and remain calm."
"Wake up, no matter how many books you read, it's completely different from actually encountering this kind of situation."
Gu Sanqiu rolled his eyes: "Reading? Do you think my reading volume can't compare with yours? I opened four or five shields in a row, and then I was chanting sutras and pretending to be dead."
"Oh, I suddenly discovered the usefulness of the Eye of the Rock Elemental God."
Xingqiu shook his head: "Are you not ready for Sister Beidou's next voyage? Why haven't you left yet?"
"She said that it will take some time before the next voyage. After all, not all the crew members are steel men. They also need to rest and have a good time with their families."
A glimmer of light flashed in Gu Sanqiu's eyes: "Besides, there seems to be something wrong with Inazuma's situation. Sister Beidou told me that she plans to take advantage of this time to stock up on more goods at a time and make a lot of money."
"Alas, she is indeed the famous female devil of the sea in Liyue Port."
Xingqiu stood up slowly: "Then let's go?"
"Walk."
...
The sea breeze was howling, and the waves crashing up were slightly salty. Gu Sanqiu sat on the edge of the boat, watching the fishing line sink and rise with the waves.
"Is this the boat you borrowed?"
Xingqiu shouted to Gu Sanqiu from the observation deck: "Isn't this just an ordinary boat? We can both buy this thing casually!"
"This is not a small boat. It can be regarded as a small yacht."
Gu Sanqiu shook the fishing rod gently: "It's great that Southern Cross can find such a small boat. And if you think about where we are going, how could Sister Beidou lend us a big boat?"
"When the ship sinks, or we find another way to escape, how do you ask her to temporarily build a large ship that can easily cross the sea."
"Besides, the three of us can't sail this big ship. We are going to Guyun Pavilion. Do you think any sailor from a good family would go with us?"
"I wonder if you two are a little too leisurely."
Chongyun, who was at the helm, stuck his head out and shouted to Xingqiu: "Don't keep chatting. At least give me a direction or something. Otherwise, what will happen if we hit the rocks?"
"Don't worry, with this guy here, it's basically impossible to hit the rocks or anything like that."
It was very windy at sea, so the few people could only talk to each other by shouting.
"That guy is not fishing, but using elemental power to detect underwater fluctuations. Whether it is sea beasts or terrain changes, he will get feedback there!"
"Then what are you doing up there! Why don't you come and help me!"
"I'm thinking of a plot for a new book, and looking far into the distance is good for expressing inspiration!"
Chongyun curled his lips: "Anyway, it's a book that Wanwen Collection doesn't want to accept. What's the point of thinking about it?"