The so-called wish comes true, or something about "whatever you think about comes true" will always happen when you least expect it.
Just like when you draw a lottery or strengthen a weapon, you obviously just want to raise the water level, but you think it is unlikely that there will be a small probability situation such as shipment.
As a result, when you get started, it comes out with something you don't want at all, and it also uses up a precious opportunity.
At this time, you will especially hate your bad hands.
But this time, the situation Gu Sanqiu experienced was not bad. When he thought of Youra, her voice happened to be heard from the small garden behind the West Wind Church.
"One more drink, keep going, I can still drink!"
It was already night, and even the tiniest insect chirping was extremely clear to his ears, not to mention the soprano who sounded extremely drunk.
"Well, it's interesting. Does this mean drinking openly in a place where the Fengshen is watching? Although there is no doctrine that obviously restricts this, you are sure that you won't be slapped by the Fengshen guards hiding in the dark?"
As a church that believes in the wind god but does not know that the wind god is an alcoholic poet, certain religious restrictions still exist even in a country of wine like Mondstadt.
Although it was unnecessary for Wendy, maybe it was for this reason that he did not choose to pretend to be a devout believer and join the church to earn wages.
Gu Sanqiu walked slowly and leisurely from the roof, and happened to see Yula waving a wine bottle in the small garden below, and Barbara who was stamping her feet next to her, unable to do anything to her.
Well, I thought that Yura had become bolder, but it turned out that there was a rising star of the church guarding her next to her.
The gentle prayer priest will always heal the pain of Mondstadt people in some subtle ways.
Bennett, the blushing injured unfortunate, and Yura, who is now drunk, but why isn't Amber here? Doesn't the tsundere want to show her weak side in front of Amber?
Of course, it is very possible to be sent out to investigate matters.
Yora was sitting on a bench, with a small wooden table in front of her. The captain of the guerrilla team was half-lying on the wooden table, waving a wine bottle with his right hand, and holding on to Barbara's wrist with his left hand.
In addition to the praying priest whose force value was suppressed, it seemed that the poor wooden table also suffered its unbearable weight.
"While drinking in a place like this, it would be interesting to take a photo and give it to the reasonable guests and bards."
Yora was suddenly startled, and for a moment she let go of Barbara and tightened her grip on the weapon. However, after seeing the person clearly, she breathed a sigh of relief and continued to grab poor Barbara.
"I want to drink more!"
"Teacher, save me!"
Barbara looked at Gu Sanqiu pitifully: "Yora was drunk and kept grabbing me. Teacher, please think of a way!"
Gu Sanqiu glanced sideways at his disciple: "Didn't they let you go just now? As a young priest who wants to improve in combat, shouldn't he learn to seize opportunities?"
Damn teacher, you actually add insult to injury at this time, it’s really too much!
Barbara gritted her teeth, and then he saw Gu Sanqiu take out a jar of wine and put it in front of Youla.
"Today I will teach you another interesting thing. When such a troubled drunkard wants to drink, don't persuade her, and don't give her any hangover soup or honey water. Just let her drink it all the time.
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Barbara was confused: "This is not good for your health."
"That's true, but as long as she drinks to death this time, she will know it's serious when she gets a terrible headache tomorrow morning, and from then on she will know how to control the amount of alcohol she drinks."
Gu Sanqiu had a subtle smile on his face: "It's a once and for all approach, isn't it?"
"Teacher, please stop teaching me evil ways!"
Barbara covered her ears and ran away. She realized that treating the other person as her teacher was a huge mistake!
The way she learned to behave in the West Wind Church will be tainted!
"But this is how adults deal with it. It's just a helpless way to deal with the world."
No matter how much you drink or how little you drink, you will always have to face life after waking up, so why not indulge a little in your rare free time? Of course, there are many examples of people who want to drink themselves to death.
I don’t advocate bad habits, but if life goes well, who doesn’t want to live a healthy life? It’s nothing more than choosing to self-mutilate on the road to survival, or drinking poison to quench thirst.
Gu Sanqiu snapped his fingers, and the rock elements formed into a thick and solid boss chair. He sat opposite Youla with two side dishes in his hand.
"Hey, wake up, I brought you wine at the risk of lowering your rating and image in front of my disciples. If you continue to sleep like this, I will send you to sleep in the Cider Lake."
Barbara rolled her eyes cutely. It was clear that her image and ratings had been reduced, and she was even considering whether to unilaterally terminate the master-disciple relationship.
"Tch, I can swim back through Ningbing."
"Can Ning Bing still swim? Are you trying to squirm like a worm instead of swimming?"
Gu Sanqiu took off the plastic wrap on the side dishes, and the warm fragrance finally woke up Youla's mind. At least she was able to eat the vegetables with her hands.
Although such behavior should not happen to her who came from an old noble family.
Gu Sanqiu rubbed his eyebrows: "Barbara, go and get a handkerchief. There should be a Fengshen Guard nearby. Let's go and forget it. You go and ask Albedo to help with this, and ask Amber to come and take the people."
He originally wanted to ask the Fengshen Guard to deliver a message to Amber, but when he thought that spies might be watching, he decided to let Abe work harder.
In Liyue, when you encounter any problems, you can ask your dad. In Mondstadt, you can ask the magical teacher Albedo.
As for Wendy?
If it's not a serious matter, forget it. I'm already very grateful to the guy for not helping.
If Wendy were here, she would definitely be able to hold a small drinking party despite Barbara's supercilious look, and not get drunk until she was lying on the floor and refused to leave the table.
"No need to go, I'm already here."
Amber appeared at the entrance of the small garden with her hands on her hips and a helpless expression: "I knew she was drinking."
"Hey, Amber, come together. The wine Sanqiu brought is really good."
The smile on Yura's face had already developed into a silly direction, and the wine was flowing down from the corners of her mouth.
Gu Sanqiu pointed at the drunk woman: "What's going on with her?"
Amber spread her hands: "The family has been angry, and there has been something special recently. The mission of the guerrilla team has been taken over by others, and she is now considered a semi-unemployed vagrant."
"Damn it, I'm not a vagrant, I want to work, I want to go to the snowy mountains!"
Youra stood up suddenly and held the wooden table with both hands to prevent her from falling to the ground. Of course, this was also thanks to Gu Sanqiu who was holding the table beside her.
If she leaned forward, she would definitely fall on him. Although it was indeed a good experience for a drunken beauty with a busty figure to touch him, Gu Sanqiu did not intend to do laundry.
How should I put it? In addition, in order to maintain his image in front of Barbara and the many Fengshen Guards, he was also worried that after he sobered up, Yura would chase him with Song Lai and chop him down.
He didn't want to lose a fun drinking buddy.
Youra staggered over and hugged Amber.
"Amber, I feel so uncomfortable. I obviously didn't do anything wrong, why do I keep encountering these things?"
"I'm so irritable. I don't want to stay in Mondstadt anymore. I want to travel and relax in other places. How about you come with me."
"I don't want to be here anymore, I don't want to face things that cannot be changed after all these efforts."
Yula's voice gradually became weaker, perhaps because she really let down her guard in front of Amber and said some words to escape reality.
Gu Sanqiu sighed, then clapped his hands to attract everyone's attention.
"Okay, some things should still go according to the original plan, but now it seems that some changes have to be made."
"Who makes me kind-hearted? Maybe I can get a sympathetic evaluation."