Time always passes very quickly, but for some people, the physical feedback in a very short period of time is that the days feel like years, just like staring at the watch before going on a long vacation to get off work on time, but being told that they need to work overtime.
Just like the social animals.
Gu Sanqiu, who was covered in charred black and had afro hair, was lying in the pure land of one heart. Although it was most likely that he looked like he was hopeless, his eyes were really hard to see from his appearance.
General Thunder and Lightning was meditating some distance behind Gu Sanqiu's head. He felt a strange sense of joy in his heart, but should this be considered a happy emotion?
If this was not the time for small punishments and small punishments, Ying felt that he was really interested in hanging Gu Sanqiu up and continuing to meow like a cat. Of course, other ways of playing were not impossible.
Oh, this childish action can actually make this body feel happy. It seems that it is not enough for eternal practice.
Ying Hui returned to his cold state: "Do you know that you are wrong?"
"No, I didn't do anything wrong!"
Gu Sanqiu groaned and said: "Obviously, this is a win-win request for everyone. Why is it that I am the one who suffers in the end?"
"I never believe in the win-win you talk about. Hu Zhai Palace has already explained the truth back then. A win-win means that you scheming guys win twice."
Ying unceremoniously revealed the truth: "Don't try to deceive me with this method. Hu Zhai Palace had tried almost all the tricks back then."
"Can such an operation still be possible? Sure enough, if you live a long time, you can do whatever you want."
Gu Sanqiu sighed. In fact, when he was oppressed by the demon boss, he should still have a chance to resist.
For example, when imitating a cat's meow, he suddenly meows passionately twice, then finds the opportunity to break away with all his strength, rubs his head against Ying's cheek like a real cat, and then sticks out his tongue to lick it gently.
, and ended with a cat meow.
Then--
Then Gu Sanqiu can go to Jiuquan to wait for the chance of resurrection. He doesn't know that Tiwat Branch does not support the option of Mora recharging resurrection coins.
To do this kind of thing is not to fight fire with fire, but to blatantly write the words "I don't want to live anymore" on your face.
Will die, will definitely die.
And to say the least, even if Ying wouldn't beat him to death because of this problem, after completing this set of actions, he basically wouldn't think about living in Teyvat.
Who knows if there are other gods in this pure land who can peek into the world of social death at the calamity level of heaven and earth.
Moreover, shouldn't only the good uncle at home have the honor to do this kind of thing?
I am from Liyue Fengxiang, a handsome young man in my twenties who is in my prime.
It still costs more or less face.
"This is not because of how long you live, but because you guys really can't stand loneliness in your hearts."
General Thunderbolt said calmly: "It's better than this. After the matter is over, you can stay in my pure land of mind to meditate and understand the Tao, and polish your mind. I will teach you well."
Gu Sanqiu raised his eyebrows: "Oh? Are you sure you didn't just find a reason just because you wanted to be alone with me?"
Boom!
A bolt of thunder exploded in Gu Sanqiu's ears.
"It seems that meowing like a cat can't really wake you up. Do you need a more in-depth lesson?"
General Thunder and Lightning came closer: "I heard that the photo camera can preserve the most beautiful moment of time. It seems that it can be used on you too?"
"Let me think about it, do I need to tie you up and meow like a cat, or do I need to put on animal ears and a tail like a puppy and force you to stick out your tongue and smile silly for photos?"
Gu Sanqiu was confused. Why did he feel that the cooking lady seemed to be a different person? Where did these strange things enter her brain?
Considering the normal development of the plot, apart from the progress, the most intuitive change I have made seems to be the white-furred fox who now calls the Pure Land his home.
Huzhai Palace, what weird things have you taught your demon god all day long?
Gu Sanqiu roared in his heart, and now he felt that Ying had completely moved towards a split personality trend, with a country girl character, a ruling character and even a yandere character that was about to be formed.
Could it be that it was affected by the remaining filth in Huzhai Palace?
Danger, danger, the subject must be changed immediately!
A thought flashed through Gu Sanqiu's mind, and he immediately spoke it out without thinking about it again.
"By the way, is there anything special about your meditating posture? Is it a secret that only a demon-level being can understand?"
"Well, you want to delay your escape, but with your strength you shouldn't be able to do that, not to mention this is a pure land."
The voice of the shadow was calm: "At the level of the devil, the so-called meditation posture has no restrictions for us."
"The so-called posture is just something developed to suit the training of the race. With the wisdom of the devil, he can only combine the strengths of hundreds of schools and create one that makes him feel more comfortable. That's about it."
Gu Sanqiu understood. If we extend outward from the meditation posture, wouldn't it be equivalent to saying that each demon god will have an improvement method that is more suitable for him?
The old man’s worldly wanderings, Wendy’s songs and wine, wind and clouds, the cook’s eternal road?
Gu Sanqiu subconsciously entered the thinking mode.
But I always feel that something is wrong. Why, except for eternity, the other two "cultivation methods" sound no different from fishing.
Well, it must be an illusion.
"Okay, the chat is over."
General Thunder stretched out his right hand: "As a vassal of Morax, this body allows you to choose the method you like. Of course, you can also think that I am tired of hearing meowing like a cat and want to hear you bark."
Gu Sanqiu couldn't think of anything to say: "It's nothing, I was just thinking, if it were normal times, forget it, but now it's not good for you to maintain the meditating posture."
Ying frowned: "Huh? What do you mean?"
"It probably means that if you maintain a meditating posture in mid-air behind my head, then when I raise my head, you will be exposed passively."
Gu Sanqiu subconsciously focused his gaze: "Speaking of whether this is a skirt or a dress, I have never thought about this issue all this time. What if it's exposed?"
boom!
The God of Disaster Armor was put on Ying's body, and a huge lightning blade was raised high by her, aimed at Gu Sanqiu's head and struck hard!
Damn little hooligan!
"In the end, all calamities will come!"
"Don't!"
"Hey, what do you think these two people are doing in there?"
Hu Zhai Palace's eyes shone: "Are the two of us doing something shameful? In that case, how about we find a way to go in and visit?"
"visit?"
Yae Shenzi was helpless: "You are talking as if those two are animals placed in an exhibition hall. Your mind is really broken, right? You dare to say this."
"Oh, what's the point? Anyway, Ah Ying has found his beloved little toy. No, he's his little boyfriend, so he shouldn't care about us."
boom!
The pure land of Yixin opened, and a man covered in charred black was blasted out, and a line full of the smell of scorched lake was drawn in the sky.
"Is that kid Gu Sanqiu?"
"It seems, right."
Yae Shenzi also sounded a little uncertain: "He should be the only male in Isshin Pure Land now."
Huzhai Palace nodded: "Aying is really good at playing."
Yae Shenzi nodded solemnly, showing a certain degree of agreement with this evaluation.