Chapter 719: Unintentional Entertainment Lei Movie
After knowing the details, Gu Sanqiu had no plans in this regard.
No matter whether Dad and the others relied on Uncle Ruotuo or the devil's perception ability to solve this problem at that time, and finally ended up with Guo Ba's dispersion of kung fu, this was not something they could touch.
The idea of bringing some tools from Xumi was also shattered.
By the way, in the academic environment of Xumi, as long as Gu Sanqiu has a voice in the secret library, those scholars are destined to become tool men.
Probably similar to a screwdriver?
"Don't think about it. Everyone sweeps the snow in front of their own house. The scale disease has been recurring over the years. It's not something you, a fairy with small arms and legs, can solve."
Xiao Hei patted Gu Sanqiu on the shoulder: "Between this, you should think carefully about what you are going to do after you go back."
"Go back. Is it possible that there will be anything going on with me after you go back?"
Gu Sanqiu shrugged: "I am an immortal. If it is not a matter of life and death, an immortal will never show up. Do you understand?"
"Of course this is also a reasonable reason to fish."
Xiao Hei sneered: "When the strange old man asks you to do something, you probably won't dare to explain the reason in front of him."
"How is it possible? He is my father. He must give me some privileges at this time."
Xiao Hei was not angry: "We are still the older generation who accompanied him in the war, and I don't see him being nice to me."
Gu Sanqiu was quite calm: "If you change your language habits, maybe dad will treat you better."
He felt that the form of insanity of the man in front of him might be a little different, and his abilities were most likely used to give others nicknames.
Dad, blame the old man.
Uncle Ruotuo, Mr. Fatty.
Guoba, the old chef.
He is really brave and not afraid of death.
"Tch, how is that possible? I helped them come up with this after thinking hard."
Xiao Hei's tone was a little incomprehensible: "Your children don't understand. This is a nickname. Do you understand the nickname?"
Gu Sanqiu smiled strangely: "This explains it easily. Uncle Ruotuo letting you support him is also a form of love, isn't it?"
"By the way, I've always heard you talk about the old saint, are you really familiar with that strategy warrior? He should have the elegant image of a feather fan and a turban."
Xiaohei:?
"Old Saint Feather Fan Lunkerchief, elegant?"
Xiao Hei's tone was a little weird: "The word '文' can only be slightly attached to it, let's forget about the feather fan scarf. Her living habits really can't control that kind of outfit."
"And who told you that the old saint is a man?"
!
Gu Sanqiu was shocked: "Gu Sheng is a female, a female ancestor gave such a name?"
"Although it doesn't match up well, it's true, but I'm going to tell you in front of the old man that this generation of Fengxiang people has sexist tendencies."
Xiao Hei said: "Old Sheng is a girl. She is a cute and pretty girl. Even though some of her enemies have never seen her, but they are plotting against her, they also think she is a boy."
...
Well, this news probably qualifies as the most shocking news of the year.
"Then Gu Shen is always a boy, right?"
"of course."
Xiao Hei's tone was full of energy: "Ancestor Gu Shen is my idol!"
Gu Sanqiu nodded: "The things here are over, when will you go back?"
"It won't be that fast. After all, I don't know if there is such a thing as a return ticket, so I'll just take it one step at a time."
Xiao Hei shook the wine jar: "There is no more wine, and you should stop blowing outside. If you come in and have a few drinks, you won't think about so many things."
"People are still thinking about this and that, and they are either idle or tired. At this time, they must have two drinks."
Gu Sanqiu waved his hand to Xiao Hei to go play by himself. It wasn't like he couldn't get something like wine by himself, he just wanted to relax for a while.
Oh, if you fall asleep directly after being dazed for a while, then maybe someone drugged you.
At his current level, sleeping has a power-on button and a power-off button in a sense.
"We'll see, it'll be tomorrow."
The next day, Gu Sanqiu came to the castle tower quietly without telling Jin Mao or even Xiao Hei.
"What kind of behavior is there to tiptoe?"
Ying stood in front of Gu Sanqiu with his hands folded: "You are a subordinate of the devil. Even if you are not required to be elegant in every move, there is no need to be so sneaky."
"My father never cared about me like this."
Ying frowned: "It seems that I need to give you some relevant etiquette training."
"Stop it, stop it."
Gu Sanqiu said confidently: "I came here today because I want you to repay my kindness. You have to admit it, although I am still thinking about what I should ask you to do."
Ying took out the rolling pin: "If you still want me to meow like a cat, why don't you come here and help you taste the power of this 'weapon' for yourself?"
Ying deliberately emphasized the emphasis on the word weapon.
"How could this be?"
Gu Sanqiu looked disappointed: "Understand, you are repaying a favor, can't you satisfy the benefactor's little wish?"
Shadow turned around: "Come in, this is reality, not those weird light novels."
“In novels, repaying a favor requires a person to show his/her body, and there are even strange settings like ‘an apology requires exposing one’s breasts’ written by an unscrupulous author.”
"But in reality, if you say this to others, you will probably be arrested by Shanluo in Daozhu and taken to Tianling to be worshiped."
Gu Sanqiu folded his hands behind his head: "Tsk, I thought you would be more polite to me, my benefactor, but I didn't expect that you would still lecture me everywhere."
"I am not preaching, but giving you advice. It's just because you are used to being undisciplined or free, so everything you say and listen to seems to be preaching."
"Don't use the tone of elders talking about children."
Wait.
Gu Sanqiu discovered something was wrong: "How do you know the plots in those light novels? Is it possible that you still read those things in the Pure Land?"
Shadow's steps were not messy, and even his breathing remained steady.
"As a rice wife, I am the most special and noble existence. Everything my subjects do is reflected in my eyes. Isn't it normal to know this?"
Gu Sanqiu expressed doubts about this. He even wanted to use the incident on Baling Island to stimulate the cook. If he really wanted to know everything, what would happen?
At this moment, Yishin Pure Land suddenly opened, and a book fell out of the entrance with a clatter.
Ying's progress suddenly froze.
Gu Sanqiu quickly reached out to fish it out, guarding against some tsundere destroying the evidence.
"Well, "A Foodie Can Become a Demon God", "Thunder Sword Master Wants to Live a Quiet Daily Life", "A Cute Dessert-like Deskmate", you've read quite a lot."
Shadow turned his head and took a deep look at the Isshin Pure Land that quickly closed.
Then he shook his head very firmly.
"This is not a reading for this person. It is a reading specially sent to her from the Eighth Hall by the Son of God because she was afraid that the Fox Palace would be lonely in a pure land."
"Huzhaigong likes to play and play, and he always reads loudly to disturb my pure practice, so I can't help but overhear some of the content."