"Speaking of which, it seems that the only thing that can make Uncle Ruotuo feel stinky is that filthy and rebellious statue?"
Whose statue is that?
I don’t remember. If it wasn’t my father’s statue, I might have taken this opportunity to laugh at the ruler whose statue was stolen.
Well, he doesn't have the guts to laugh at his own guy, for fear of death.
Many years later, maybe Xinglaoer would start storytelling directly after drinking.
"When the Emperor of the Rock King scolded the traitor, the world turned upside down, and the rock spears filled the sky, submerging the incense devotee under the endless earth."
"When the dust has settled, all that's left is a mouth that keeps opening and closing, adding more laughter."
This kind of situation must never happen to you!
Gu Sanqiu lowered his head and looked at Golden Retriever, who was still lying on the ground: "Hey, are you awake?"
"Sanqiu, when you went to see this elder before, did you always have to endure an experience like this?"
Kong was still a little slurred: "No wonder you are so strong. Not everyone can bear the intensity of this kind of training."
Being stepped on and being thrown at high speed like a stone, these two points alone are enough to build a person's super strong body, provided that he can withstand it.
"Blood and tears, it's such a tragedy if we talk about it too much."
Gu Sanqiu sighed, then pulled up the golden retriever and used his mental power to calm the opponent.
"But Mr. Ruotuo, Long is still very good. You have something to do."
"I'm going to find trouble with the Abyss Religion. I'm going now. Uncle Ruotuo said your sister seems to be there too."
Sora suddenly woke up: "Really?"
"Of course, the coordinates have been given to me. Prepare supplies and manpower. We can set off now."
Gu Sanqiu patted the golden retriever: "Oh, by the way, maybe for you personally, you might have to make some mental preparations. This should be the first time you see your sister with your own eyes."
Kong nodded heavily: "Sanqiu, if she does something harmful to Liyue..."
"kill."
Gu Sanqiu smiled easily: "I don't know what your sister wants to do, but I know that everyone's stance is different."
"She is the princess who is extremely respected by the Abyss Order, and I am the incense devotee of Liyue. If she really does something, then we will have no choice but to fight against each other."
Gu Sanqiu pressed Jin Mao's shoulders: "I'm still waiting for you to wake up your sister and introduce her to me."
"Golden Retriever, I have always wanted to be called uncle."
Gu Sanqiu said earnestly: "Think about it for yourself. For everyone who protects the country, your existence is completely a destabilizing factor."
"No matter how good our relationship is, we can only speak with swords when it comes to stance issues. You should understand what I mean."
"After what I told you today, when you go to other countries, just don't be stupid. What people say goes in one ear and out the other. Don't believe everything. Do you understand?"
Although I treat you as a tool, you are still my buddy and brother.
Yandere's remarks: You can only be my tool.
vomit--
Why is it not my sister who is traveling? In this case, I can say this openly.
Oh no, judging from how much I care for him, this guy Golden Retriever is at most his little brother, just like Hanhan.
Kong was a little frustrated: "Can't there be a compromise, or a way to get the best of both worlds?"
Gu Sanqiu thought about it seriously: "It may be possible, but that is not the height we can reach now."
"So, work hard to improve your strength, buddy. At least you can't live up to the resources I provide you."
Gu Sanqiu smiled meaningfully: "If the situation I mentioned really happens in the future, you must have enough strength if you want to participate."
"Either stop her or stop me."
Paimon looked at the scene where the two people's eyes met in front of her in shock. How could she see such an explosive side as soon as she woke up? Sanqiu and Sora were about to fight?
Gu Sanqiu returned to his playful smile: "Actually, there is a third option, that is, if you are strong enough, you can beat up your sister and me, and then do what you want, or else continue to beat us.
"
"Scared me."
Paimon patted his chest: "Really, what on earth are you two talking about?"
Gu Sanqiu replied casually: "I am discussing with Jinmao how much money I should give when you two get married."
"If you plan to live in Liyue permanently in the future, I can easily give you a big house."
"Gu Sanqiu!"
Paimon was furious: "What nonsense are you talking about, you lunatic!"
"What are you afraid of? I can make the final decision on most things in Liyue, unless my sister and father interfere. What's more, I still use Mora to make formal purchases."
Gu Sanqiu said with a smile: "Don't worry about the house coming from a wrong place. If it doesn't work, I can buy you a piece of land. You, the young couple, can decide on your own what style of house you want to build."
"Is this what I'm talking about!"
Paimon went a little crazy, and in the end he simply shrank behind Sora and buried his face to cover up his face that had been burned to the bottom of the pan.
Kong has no choice but to choose to smooth things over. At such times, he always has a strange illusion that "he is the oldest and should take care of the children."
"Okay, okay, when do we leave?"
"Go to Mondstadt to find a more advanced assistant. Let's go now."
No one was found in Mondstadt. In the end, Gu Sanqiu found Albedo in a corner of the snowy mountain.
"Why do you run to the snowy mountains every day with nothing to do?"
"Experiments here will not easily affect other people. You only need to be careful at all times to cause large-scale avalanches, just like Keli would choose to experiment with new gunpowder formulas in the wild."
I always feel like you are talking about something very dangerous.
Gu Sanqiu glanced at Abedo sideways: "Keli couldn't have been taught a bad lesson by you, right?"
"If you analyze it carefully, that's not the case."
The amazing teacher Abedo calmly tied up his hair and simply tied a ponytail on himself.
"Is there a possibility, I say it's possible, that some of Keli's behaviors have subtly affected me?"
...
"That's your sister. Could you please clearly see who you're dealing with when I blame you?"
"This is not a scapegoat, this is a reasonable guess based on scientific and reasonable circumstances."
However, being able to tell jokes in such sentences is enough to prove Albedo's change.
fine.
Gu Sanqiu laughed out loud: "You must bear historical responsibility for speaking like this, or you can withstand a severe beating from Ms. Alice."
Abedo said with a cold-faced madman's face: "Ms. Alice will not beat me severely, of course on the premise that you don't tell anyone."
Gu Sanqiu moved his eyebrows provocatively: "What if I choose to report directly?"
The cold-faced madman showed signs of collapse, but it only happened for a moment.
Full marks for expression management, but not up to standard.
Judging from this posture, she must have been punished by Ms. Alice in some way before. This chapter has been completed!