"Well, it looks like you won't be able to escape a beating today."
Gu Sanqiu disappeared: "When it's time in the evening, remember to come over for dinner with the girl, dad, don't forget it."
"A beating?"
Zhongli picked up an ancient book quite calmly, but the corners of his mouth raised unconsciously while reading.
"Not always."
Gu Sanqiu, who had no idea what was going on, rushed to Guiliyuan, then raised his head and shouted lazily.
“Brother Mandrill—save me.”
He was so lazy that no one who heard him would think he was in danger.
Mandrill showed up helplessly: "What's the matter?"
Seeing the real owner coming, Gu Sanqiu's face changed instantly, and he took out the scroll and held it in his hand.
"This is the purpose of the emperor's law. General Jinpeng obeys the order!"
"Invite Xiao Hei to come to my house for dinner tonight. Dare to disobey orders and disobey orders!"
elf:
He saw the god's name representing the Rock King Emperor at the end of the scroll, but the golden light and rock elemental power on the god's name were a bit erratic. It was obviously something he had just made at random, and the signature was not stable.
To describe it in human terms, the ink of the emperor's decree in front of me has not even dried yet.
"Mandrill, take the order."
Mandrill took the blank scroll and looked at the proud Gu Sanqiu in front of him, his face full of helplessness.
"As for that."
"Nonsense, of course."
Gu Sanqiu rolled his eyes: "Brother Mandrill, you have a criminal record. Will you listen to me if you don't take dad's decree?"
Eliminate all possible happenings directly, quickly and accurately.
Gu Sanqiu patted Brother Zhu on the shoulder with a smile on his face: "Don't worry, we are all acquaintances tonight. Remember to come. If you don't come, I will file a complaint."
"knew."
Mandrill nodded and watched Gu Sanqiu fly in the direction of Fulongshu. Xiao Hei asked him to shout. It was indeed no problem. He knew where the other person was hiding and sleeping.
Grandma Ping and Yao Lu Weng don't have to take care of themselves. According to the custom, Grandma Ping takes turns going to the two apprentices' homes to celebrate the New Year, and Yao Lu Weng must also go there to join in the fun.
Sister Beidou was kidnapped by the crew in a fancy way and can't come this year.
Gan Yu and Shen He must be returning to the mountain, and they don't know what kind of strange gifts this spicy woman will prepare for their apprentices this year.
I'm a little outrageous myself.
The closer he got to Fulongshu, the "heavier" Gu Sanqiu's mood became.
Anyone who faces the prospect of being doomed must be like this, roughly similar to the Caishikou player who is about to be beheaded.
"Then what, uncle, are you at home?"
Gu Sanqiu knocked on the seal and flew back without even bothering to listen to the sound. The speed was extremely fast thanks to the power of the gale.
"It seems like you're not at home. Let's go call the others first."
Then, the core vortex of the seal circulated, and a huge dragon arm stretched out from it, dragging Gu Sanqiu into the seal.
"You boy, you are very courageous."
Ruo Tuo looked at Gu Sanqiu with a "You're dead" expression on his face: "Tell me, how can I beat him so that it won't affect your cooking at night?"
Gu Sanqiu:
The Fengxiang man was cautious: "It's best not to hit me, otherwise if there is any discomfort on my body, it may affect my control of the heat."
"Do you think it's possible?"
Ruotuo directly chose to take action: "Come here and let me weigh your current strength!"
"Suffer death!"
Seeing the huge fist coming directly towards his face, how could Gu Sanqiu not know that this was clearly the force that wanted to knock him to the ground with one punch!
"Then come on!"
One minute later——
"Be gentle, uncle, you must die, you must die, you must die."
Gu Sanqiu was lying on the ground with a bruised nose and swollen face, while the big man in golden armor stood aside with his arms folded.
"Yes, there has been great progress."
Gu Sanqiu's eyes lit up: "Then can we leave?"
"Let's go? Where are we going?"
Ruo Tuo showed a smile that frightened Gu Sanqiu: "This injury is nothing to you."
"Oh my bones are broken and I can't get up. I'll probably have to order a New Year's Eve dinner out tonight."
Ruotuo patted Gu Sanqiu's head with a kind look on his face.
"I know that as time goes by, your skin will only become thicker and thicker, and the same force hitting you will become lighter and lighter. The key point is that I am afraid of beating you to death, so I don't dare to use more force casually.
"
"So, I thought of another way to deal with you, kid."
Gu Sanqiu stammered: "So, what can we do?"
"Then you should keep an eye on it."
Ruotuo waved his hand, and several boxes quickly flew over from the depths of the seal.
"Xiaxian skirt with phoenix and cloud pattern, elegant skirt with lotus and green leaves"
As Ruotuo introduced them one by one, Gu Sanqiu's face became paler and paler.
"This is your collection, Mr. Moruotuo."
Rock Dragon Supreme:?
Ruo Tuo raised his eyebrows: "You will never change your nature, right? You kid, I also said I would give you a chance to admit your mistakes, but now it seems there is no need for this."
"Choose which one you want to wear."
It’s really (beep——) it’s women’s clothing!!
Gu Sanqiu looked at Ruotuo pitifully: "Can I not choose?"
Ruotuo's smile became more and more kind: "Okay, how about you spend this year's Sea Lantern Festival with the energy of the earth's veins."
Gu Sanqiu still wanted to struggle: "If the earth energy and I have passed, what will you eat at night?"
"You said it yourself, we can order a table of dishes without having to cook them ourselves. Anyway, it's not like that guy Morax doesn't know what's going on here."
Ruo Tuo (kind version): "Why, do you still have any questions? I happen to have several complete sets of makeup props here."
"It's been thousands of years since we've been out of the ordinary world. Why don't we call Morax and let us tidy up and take a stroll in Liyue Port?"
Finished.
This is almost like asking yourself which one you should choose between a small-scale community or a full-scale Liyue Hong Kong community.
There is no third option anyway!
Gu Sanqiu lowered his head and sighed: "Okay, okay, I'll wear it."
"But accordingly, Uncle Ruotuo, you have to go out with me."
Ruo Tuo happily touched Gu Sanqiu's head and said, "Okay, it's not a godson, it should be a daughter. These are the New Year clothes prepared by your godfather for you. It would be too heartbreaking if you refuse."
After a sound of getting dressed——
Gu Sanqiu, who had her skirt tied up and sleeves rolled up, had an expression on her face that showed she had seen through the world of mortals.
"Let's go, uncle."
"Whose girl wears a skirt like you!"
Ruotuo slapped the back of Gu Sanqiu's head: "Put it down and wear it properly. You don't have to fight at this time!"
"I've never seen any elder hit his little girl with such force!"
Gu Sanqiu put on her skirt as usual: "Do me a favor, uncle, use the earth's veins to move to Jingshan Palace, and let's call the governor of Xumi over to celebrate the New Year."
Ruo Tuo glanced at Gu Sanqiu strangely: "Are you going out like this?"
Gu Sanqiu sighed: "Yes, I regret it. I should have come to see you last."
"Come on, you boy, you are a man, keep walking."
Ruotuo grabbed Gu Sanqiu's arm, and one person and one dragon instantly disappeared into the seal, and the next moment they appeared directly on the top of Jingshan Palace.
A bizarre scene happened underground in Sumeru. The first time Ruo Tuo set foot on the land of Sumeru, the death zones in all directions shrank instantly. The black and red vines and cores dug into the earth desperately to hide, as if they sensed something.
A terrible existence.
Some little guys emerged from the earth and looked at this strange scene in shock, but they didn't know why.
Ruotuo, the original builder of the figurines, pressed the roof of the Jingshan Palace.
"With divine power, there is also an early warning layer of unknown power. It is not very convenient to break through."
"Calm down, Uncle Ruotuo, this place may collapse if you take action."
Gu Sanqiu reached out and patted the roof: "Just knock on the door."
"It's you, it's really rare."
Nacida was stunned.
With long black hair and a heroic face, she is definitely Sanqiu.
But why are you wearing a skirt?
"Anyway, the matter is very complicated, but I am here to invite you to Liyue for dinner."
Gu Sanqiu still maintained a Buddha face: "Is it convenient?"
Nasida nodded blankly: "It's convenient, just leave a projection in Jingshan Palace."
But she still wanted to know what happened.
"Okay, don't laugh, don't ask, let's go."
Ruo Tuo took the two of them to teleport, and their destination was directly the courtyard of Gu Sanqiu's home.
call--
Gu Sanqiu drifted into the kitchen like a gust of wind, locked the door with ten or twenty formation seals, and started cooking.
"What's wrong with that kid?"
Ning Guang, who was drinking tea, was a little confused, then got up and knocked on the kitchen door.
"Can I come in to help?"
"No! Sister, just sit down and greet them, and I can cook the food alone!"
Golden Retriever, Paimon:?
This voice sounds so panicked.
Ning Guang feels the same way.
But Ningguang chose to respect his brother, and then he knelt down and smiled at Nasida with a gentle face.
My brother is cooking, so he can be responsible for entertaining other people.
Ruo Tuo and Zhong Li looked at each other and successfully activated the team voice.
Zhongli: Is he really wearing it?
Ruo Tuo: Nonsense.
Zhongli showed an expression like "I really don't know what to say."
Although emotionally, he really hoped that the traitor would be punished severely, so that he would remember to respect his own life.
But he really didn't expect that Ruotuo would think of such a method, and he was shocked at the time.
Sure enough, Ruotuo has been influenced by the Gu family.
There was a knock on the door, and Zhongli looked up: "It should be the hall master and his friends who have arrived with wine. I'll open the door."
"No, I'll go."
Ruo Tuo stood up and opened the door, and Ning Guang took the opportunity to sneak up on Emperor Yan Wang.
"Mr. Zhongli, is this also my brother's friend? He always looks very majestic and domineering."
Zhongli drank tea silently: "Under the Fulong tree."
Ning Guang:?!
real or fake!
He originally thought that this was just a certain green forest hero whom a certain younger brother with a wide circle of friends called over for dinner, but it turned out that this person's identity was so exciting!
"Qiuqiu, our hall master is here!"
Hu Tao hugged the petite Qi Qi, behind him stood a handsome man with green hair and a snake, and at the end stood a young man wearing a hat crookedly.
"Oh! What a strong brother, thank you for opening the door for us."
The calm Hu Tao patted Ruo Tuo's thick arm and walked in with Qi Qi. Bai Shu also nodded to Ruo Tuo and remained polite.
Wendy looked at the strong man in front of her in shock.
"Why are you here, too?"
Ruo Tuo glanced at him: "I should say this, and there is that little dragon beside you."
"Tvarin is sleeping in the Source of Thousand Winds, repairing his injuries and resisting wear and tear. He will not be able to survive."
Wendy smiled: "It's interesting. I didn't expect that everyone could come so well this time. It's also rare."
"It's a pity that there is a guy over in Mondstadt who can't leave the ruins for the time being. Otherwise, if he were called over, you two would be very interested in a fight."
"Yes, it's rare."
Ruo Tuo closed the door, and the group sat in the courtyard. Under Ning Guang's suggestion, they started the process of "one game for one day" in Liyue for thousands of years.
To be honest, after seeing the extremely well-behaved Naxida playing with Liyue for thousands of years, not only able to maneuver in front of a group of people, but also maintaining some slight advantages, Ningguang already understood what kind of existence the other party was.
A demon-god-level existence, and based on past intelligence, this person is most likely the "Little Lucky Grass King" from Xumi who is unknown to the world and very few people know what she looks like.
Ning Guang didn't panic at all. Anyway, these were Silly Brother's connections, but he felt a little complicated.
The Rock King Emperor, the Rock Dragon Supreme, the Demon-Conquering Great Sage, Xumi's Little Lucky Grass King, and a younger brother revealed that Mond was in charge.
There is no need to even calculate high-level battles among immortals like my brother, there is no need.
With this kind of lineup together, if anyone really has the guts to make trouble in Liyue Port at this time, considering that this is a big holiday, he should be able to leave a whole body.
Or simply disappear without a trace, without even having to collect the ashes.
Due to too many participants, this area of Liyue for thousands of years has turned into a situation of multi-national melee.
Even if she was laughing and joking like Wendy, she put her hat straight on her face seriously and thought about ways to strengthen herself.
Everyone here is a monster. If you are not serious, you will easily be kicked out immediately. This is too embarrassing.
The god of Mondstadt wants to play Liyue's game on Liyue's territory, and he wants to kill everyone!
"Qiuqiu, open the door, this hall master is here to help you!"
"No, let's go play!"
Hutao gritted his teeth and looked down at Qiqi, who was looking at the seal.
"Ancestor, Qiuqiu doesn't give me face, can you break this seal?"
"Yes, it's not difficult."
Qiqi stretched out her little hand and tapped on the door: "The power is not complicated, but it requires a little external stimulation to distract Xiao Guzi."
Hu Tao rolled his eyes: "Qiuqiu! There are evil spirits and demonic remnants outside who want to invade Liyue!"
"What? They're all resurrected again?!"
As soon as Gu Sanqiu had an idea, the majestic and powerful golden light of the sun swept in all directions with Liyue Port as the center, rectifying some evil spirits that had just emerged.
"That's not right. There is obviously no evil spirit that invaded Liyue Port and Qingce Village. Girl, are you mistaken?"
Hu Tao showed an evil smile: "You read that right, Qiuqiu."
boom!
Qi Qi clenched her small fist and punched open the door. Hu Tao threw herself at Gu Sanqiu with an "ouch".
"Bold Qiuqiu, this hall master wants to help you with good intentions, but you are such a monster!"
Hutao was so frightened that she summoned the staff of Huma and waved it at the "monster"'s back!
"Calm down, it's me."
Hearing the familiar voice, Hutao stopped attacking abruptly, rubbing his arms with a distressed look on his face, and forced himself back to make his hands sore.
Hearing the exclamation, he immediately became vigilant. To be precise, the Golden Retriever, who had failed in the IQ competition, also moved over instantly, but after seeing the inside of the kitchen, the edgeless sword in his hand fell down with a clang.
He saw a woman dressed as a woman?!
With her long black hair tied into a ponytail, the "beautiful lady" turned around amid the smoke and fragrance, like a fairy coming to earth, or like a virtuous housewife carrying out the meals from the kitchen on time after get off work.
All in all, it's beautiful. It would be even more perfect if the Buddha's face could bring a smile.
In other words, the expressionless expression that can see through the mortal world is a flaw, which is why the "peerless beauty" in front of her looks like a human being.
Even Qi Qi was stunned for a moment and stared closely for a long time before reacting.
"Yes, Xiao Guzi, that's right."
"Hahahaha, why did you become like this?"
Hu Tao laughed and hugged Gu Sanqiu: "Qiuqiu, no, sister Qiuqiu, you have really become a sister now!"
The golden retriever looked horrified, but that didn't stop him from joking.
"So this is the real reason why you called me over for dinner? You actually prepared such a program for me. You're so polite, Sanqiu."
Gu Sanqiu glanced at the golden retriever: "There is also a skirt, do you want to wear it?"
Kong shook his head decisively: "Forget it, I can wait for the meal and help you set the tableware."
"I know what you guys will look like after seeing this."
Hu Tao ran out happily: "Sister Ningguang, Qiuqiu has become sister Qiu'er!"
Gu Sanqiu:
Should I finish cooking under the dragon tree before coming out?
After hearing the news, Ning Guang immediately entrusted the card game in his hand to Hu Tao, and Wendy, who was not too big a deal, also handed the card game to Sora and came to enjoy the women's autumn.
Only Zhongli, Xiaohei and Baishu remained calm.
Anyway, I'll definitely see you later when I'm having dinner, no rush, no rush.
Xiao Hei planned to give face to his family.
Ningguang put her chin on her hand and gave a fair comment: "Well, it's very beautiful."
Wendy also nodded: "If you like it, eldest nephew, the next time I come, I will bring you some women's clothing with Mond's characteristic style?"
Gu Sanqiu had veins on his forehead: "No, just go out and wait for dinner. Please don't come in."
Ningguang asked in a low voice, with a somewhat distressed tone: "What's wrong?"
Gu Sanqiu said with a sad face: "I'm angry."
Wendy exposed it with a chuckle: "Don't listen to him. He did dangerous things on his own and was punished by the two elders."
"Well, you should be punished."
Ning Guang instantly changed sides: "Why can't you just wear a skirt? Makeup should also be arranged."
"Sister, get out quickly!"
"Very good, just the last dish is missing."
Gu Sanqiu, who was already ready, walked out with the last soup dish.
"Now that you're seated, everyone, let's wrap up the card games and play again after dinner. Anyway, we still have enough time."
Bai Shu and Mandrill were stunned at the same time. Although they had heard other people say it, it looked really amazing with their own eyes.
Xiao Hei covered his face, and then secretly said some nonsense about how each generation is stronger than the previous generation.
"It suits you quite well."
"Thank you, I feel the same way."
Gu Sanqiu put down the dishes: "We have juice, wine and tea, okay?"
Gu Sanqiu glanced at the dining table, and then looked in front of his father.
The sea and land are auspicious, and the world is full of joy, so Gu Sanqiu can cook all kinds of dishes.
No, dad doesn’t eat seafood, so I deliberately avoid that position when setting the plate.
What does it mean to be facing a pile of seafood?
Gu Sanqiu turned the plate, Wendy smiled and turned it once before turning the seafood in front of Zhongli.
Gu Sanqiu, who did not believe in evil, turned again, but this time it was Ruo Tuo who took action.
Oh, I got it.
Okay, you old naughties have your own fun.
Gu Sanqiu was too lazy to care and glanced around when he sat down.
I went. Judging from my superficial status, I was the one calling people and I was the one cooking. It seemed that I was the only one who could get up and speak.
"Forget it, don't do those weird things, just eat something to drink."
Gu Sanqiu was the first to move his chopsticks: "Let's eat!"
Hu Tao looked at Gu Sanqiu with a smile: "Qiuqiu, why don't you change your clothes? Could it be that you have fallen in love with this skirt?"
Gu Sanqiu ate the food with a straight face, then picked up his own glass of wine and put his arm around Kong's shoulders.
The golden retriever sitting next to him: What's going on?
Gu Sanqiu instantly changed his appearance, pretending to be gentle and put the wine glass to Golden Retriever's mouth.
"Master, let's have a drink with the slave~"
Click.
Mandrill and Xiao Hei accidentally broke their chopsticks, and everyone present looked at Gu Sanqiu in horror.
Are you too into the drama?
"Damn it, I also want to be treated like this by Qiuqiu, but I don't even have this treatment!"
Hutao gritted his teeth and moved the chair to change seats with Golden Retriever.
Sora, on the other hand, was tightly grasped by one sleeve by Paimon, who looked wary, and looked at Sanqiu as if he saw a hateful girl who wanted to poach him.
Kong subconsciously patted his chest. He was indeed frightened just now.
But after seeing Miqiu's "That's it?" expression, Sora instantly understood.
Sure enough, there is a price to pay for watching the excitement, not to mention someone like Sanqiu who would never take revenge overnight.
Kong raised his glass to Gu Sanqiu and raised his eyebrows to show that he was not scared at all.
It was completely different from the tense and restrained atmosphere that I had expected. It was very relaxed. Sora liked this atmosphere.
It's great to be able to sit here with Paimon and reunite with everyone.
Hutao, who had not gotten over what he had just done, handed the juice cup in his hand to Gu Sanqiu.
"Talk to me like you just did, Qiuqiu!"
Gu Sanqiu rolled his eyes: "Dream, who are you? I want to have a good meal."
"Ahhhh, damn Qiuqiu!"
Ning Guang smiled helplessly: "Don't look at it, everyone. We eat our own food and don't worry about these two children."
"It's true what you say."
Wendy nodded hurriedly: "Come on, everyone, I'll do it first as a courtesy!"
When he came back, Gu Sanqiu looked at Hu Tao, who had puffed up her cheeks and looked unhappy, and couldn't help but reach out and scratch her nose.
"Okay, Mr. Hu, can you give me a face and drink this cup?"
"Slave family, slave family!"
Gu Sanqiu shook his head, and then gently rested his head on Hu Tao's shoulder.
"Master Hu, my family is here to wish you a happy new year, good fortune and good health."
Hutao put her arm around Gu Sanqiu's shoulders and drank the juice happily, even looking like she was drinking a full glass of alcohol.
"Okay, okay, little lady, you listen to what you say!"
Gu Sanqiu twitched the corner of his mouth, sat upright again, poured himself a glass of wine, and quietly looked at the people who were already competing for drinks. To be precise, Wendy should be using her drinking capacity to challenge others.
There are relatives and friends in the eyes, and good wine in the cup.
The sea lanterns dance in the sky, and Qianyan rocks the treasure port.
Joy rises to the sky, and peace fills the earth.
I only want to focus on concentration here, and I don’t want to be pure in Zen.
Gu Sanqiu drank a glass of wine and joined the lively drinking party.