"To be precise, our life span is much longer than that of ordinary people, so the perspective of normal people may not be appropriate for us."
Abedo's tone was stiff: "Don't worry, we won't trick you. We just want you to come over and help us this time. Only by coming together can we show our solemnity."
Gu Sanqiu sneered: "It's okay, I understand. The meal before beheading was quite sumptuous and solemn."
Yu Yu looked at Abedo: "I have already mentioned it to you, if the matter is unclear, Sanqiu will not come with us."
Abedo was helpless: "Okay, okay. Actually, before I came here, I spent a little money to find Wendy and wanted to ask him how to solve this matter."
Gu Sanqiu's face darkened: "Let me guess, he accepted your gift with a smile, and then told you to let me run errands?"
Abedo nodded: "That's probably what he meant. He said there are very few things you can't do now, and it's most convenient to come to you."
My good uncle really doesn't look like a demon.
Gu Sanqiu wiped his face: "From what you say, this matter cannot be solved through force. Could it be related to the Fools?"
"No, if it has anything to do with the fools, what kind of parent-child cooking class are you talking about? Is it just a pure excuse?"
"No, the parent-child cooking class I just mentioned does exist, and Keli wants to participate."
Abedo's face twitched, and his expressionless face showed a little helplessness, or in disbelief.
"The problem is, it's the property of fools."
Gu Sanqiu was curious: "Does it have anything to do with you? If you really make a fuss, even Mondstadt is not enough for you to tear down, so what are you afraid of?"
"No, if you want to suppress them, you still need to take action."
Abedo said: "The person who is responsible for teaching other people to cook is a woman, who is at least a hundred years old."
For more than a hundred years, women, members of the Fools, can control themselves
Gu Sanqiu's mouth twitched heavily, somewhat disbelieving the calculation result.
"Miss?"
"Yes, it's her."
Abedo said in a strange tone: "The eighth seat of the Executive Officer of Fools [Ms.], Rosalind Kruzhika Loefat."
"In the poems sung by the bards of Mondstadt, there is the witch of fire who stands under the night sky and burns out all black."
Gu Sanqiu:
"You two must have been fooled by lard. You came here from Mondstadt specifically to make me happy, right? It's okay. When Keli and the girl come back from shopping later, I will ask the girl to treat you two."
"Shengshengtang technology, you are trustworthy."
Gu Sanqiu took out a long golden stick with no expression on his face and gently weighed it in his palm, making a dull sound.
"Or I'll give you both a stick on the head right now. If that doesn't work, I'll personally escort you to Daozi for electrotherapy."
"Don't worry, my face is still very reliable. I can show my face in many places."
"Sanqiu, we are not joking."
Yu Yu said: "The teacher responsible for teaching cooking skills is indeed the executive officer of Foolish People. His makeup, mask and temperament are exactly the same, so there is no possibility of someone else impersonating him."
"As for the reason, maybe you can ask."
Abedo nodded: "The real reason why we want to come to you is that we are worried that some of the lady's speaking styles may have a negative impact on Keli."
"So, we need someone who can calm the lady and let her teach cooking honestly using normal language habits. You are indeed the best choice."
Gu Sanqiu finally accepted this somewhat outrageous fact.
"I guess you heard it. You're playing chess here, right?"
Are you so sure that I can control Rosalind?
Oh, it seems that he consulted Wendy. This demon may have watched the movie remotely through the wind and saw the deeds of his violent beating of Rosalin.
Gu Sanqiu wiped his face: "It's really just a parent-child cooking class. Isn't it used as a cover for any strange business, or a secret operation to fool everyone?"
"Even if it's a cover-up, the Fools wouldn't be stupid enough to use this method. The coming and going of people is not conducive to hiding at all."
Abedo nodded and confirmed: "I checked it and it's very formal. I even had to wait an extra day when going through the formalities because of the backlog."
"And among all the fools, no one has made trouble in the name of complaining."
Is it really that mysterious?
Rosalin is planning to learn some cooking skills so that she can be more sophisticated when cooking herself, and also add some seasonings to enhance the flavor?
This is the serious "treat yourself as a dish".
"Okay, I'll go to Mondstadt with you. I want to see what kind of magic this damn cooking class has that can make a century-old witch willingly stay there."
As someone who had beaten up Rosalin, Gu Sanqiu could only say that he had considerable say in this aspect.
That's a crazy woman.
If it hadn't been for that violent beating that made her judge and fear the devil and his relatives, Rosalin would have been chopped into ashes by the rice cook sooner or later, even if Rice Wife stirred up troubles on her own.
Would such a lunatic want to be a cooking teacher?
Gu Sanqiu would rather believe that the big sister with white hair and golden eyes in the sky rushed out from the island, hugged him and kissed her twice.
It would be strange if there was no special reason.
Gu Sanqiu felt that he could even give himself a flag for washing his hair upside down.
"Okay, I'll take over this matter. I want to see what Rosalin was doing after she disappeared for a while."
Gu Sanqiu remembered that whether it was the collapse of the country or Yaya, they had occasionally mentioned that Rosalin's recent "whereabouts were a mystery", and even their superficial colleagues did not know what the other party was doing.
Looking at this posture, could it be that Rosalin calmed down and learned cooking?
The impact of this topic is as exaggerated as if Brother Grace suddenly burst out of the abyss and then bowed three times and nine times to the Sky Island and the Green Lantern Ancient Buddha every day.
"Okay, let's rest in Liyue Port for a day and set off tomorrow morning."
Abedo nodded: "I hope my thoughts are not true."
Otherwise, it would be too scary.
"what idea?"
Gu Sanqiu narrowed his eyes: "Is there anything else you haven't told me?"
"No more, no more."
Abedo immediately launched a series of denials, which almost raised Gu Sanqiu's blood pressure.
As Abedo became more and more human-like, he was somewhat exaggerating. How could he have concealed so much in the past?
Gu Sanqiu suspected that what the other party said about Rosalin's cooking classes was just a drop in the ocean, a drop in the bucket!
"Don't worry, we won't trick you."
Yu Yu took a sip of tea and said, "We are not the kind of people who would trick our brothers and friends into death. Trust us."
I won’t dig into death
In other words, there is more or less a secret behind this matter?
Gu Sanqiu suddenly felt that he might need to call a few more brothers to support the scene.
The dark figure in the house has been confirmed by his father and cannot be taken out, otherwise Gu Sanqiu will definitely pack him away!