Hearing this, I immediately turned to stone on the spot.
I never thought that my second target would be the fat and strong Zhang Feng.
Thinking back to Lin Min's attitude towards me just now, and then thinking about the scene that might happen next, I inexplicably felt a wisp of cold wind blowing behind my butt.
Lin Wei came over and after seeing the message on my phone, she couldn't help but smile and said: "Ye Yan, the most important thing is to complete your homework now, you should go find Zhang Feng."
I gritted my teeth and immediately replied desperately, "Wait a minute, we'll go there right away."
Zhang Xinyu quickly replied: "Okay, hurry up."
Even if there is a mountain of swords and a sea of fire ahead, I have to bite the bullet and jump in. This is my second goal.
Lin Wei and I came to the fourth floor together. Next to the Academic Affairs Office on the fourth floor, we saw Ye Yuyou and Zhang Xinyu with evil smiles on their faces.
I walked over with a painful look on my face and asked worriedly: "Where is the heart-shaped sticker?"
Zhang Xinyu smiled and said: "Just stick it on Zhang Feng's butt. Go quickly. If you go slower, be careful that other contestants will get on first." After speaking, Zhang Xinyu pointed to the Academic Affairs Office next to him and said: "
Zhang Feng is inside."
"Ye Huohuo, come on, I'm optimistic about you!" Ye Yuyou also said with a smile.
I patted my forehead, gritted my teeth, and walked in.
Zhang Feng was looking at the computer at this time, and he didn't know what he was working on.
I knocked on the door, and Zhang Feng said without raising his head: "Please come in."
Anyway, I had to get him to stand up from his seat first, so I said: "Director Zhang, boys from two classes in the second grade of junior high school got into a fight, and there is chaos downstairs. Shouldn't you personally take action?
?.”
"What?" Zhang Feng stood up and said with an angry look on his face: "They are so lawless when they fight in school. This classmate, where did they fight?"
"They were in physical education class, and they seemed to be fighting over the basketball court," I explained.
"Okay!" Zhang Feng walked out aggressively.
I took this opportunity to take a look, and hey, there was indeed a red heart-shaped sticker stuck on Zhang Feng's huge buttocks.
I covered my head and struck his plump buttocks with Cupid's arrow with a painful look on my face. Then Zhang Feng seemed to be electrocuted, trembled violently and stopped.
Lin Wei, Ye Yuyou, and Zhang Xinyu looked at me with gloating at the door, while I looked at Zhang Feng with a worried look on my face, not knowing what would happen next.
Soon, I was shocked to see that, like Lin Min, Zhang Feng had a blush on his fat face, but this blush made my scalp numb.
"Director Zhang, don't you go downstairs to deal with the fight first?" I swallowed and asked cautiously.
"Handle that shitty fight." Zhang Feng suddenly shouted angrily. That loud voice made me breathe a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he didn't pretend to be a soft voice...
Just when I was thinking this, Zhang Feng continued: "Xiao Yanyan, I miss you so much, but you want to drive me away. How bad are you? People will hit you on the chest with their little fists."
When I heard this, I almost spit out a mouthful of blood. Saying such disgusting words in such a loud voice was even more lethal!
Several people at the door were also stunned at this scene.
I said with a painful look on my face: "Director Zhang, I have something to go out to deal with. How about you stay in the Academic Affairs Office and don't move?"
Zhang Feng said shyly: "Xiao Yanyan, I am so tired every day, and you don't come to accompany me, you are bad!"
I resisted the urge to punch him in the face and said slowly: "Director Zhang, I still have to go to class. Can you come here after I finish class?"
Director Zhang seemed to have just realized that I was a student, so he frowned and said, "Then you must come here after class, otherwise they will come to your class to find you."
I nodded immediately and ran out quickly.
I ran to a place far enough away from the academic office, opened the window, and breathed in the fresh air. I was really sick just now.
Zhang Xinyu could no longer hold back the laughter in his heart, and laughed loudly: "Haha, Ye Yan, Zhang Feng is really amazing, I call you Xiao Yanyan... Oh, let me go, I am so happy."
Ye Yuyou also sighed: "Punch your chest with a small fist... Oh my god, such words came from the mouth of Zhang Feng, who has a face full of flesh. It's terrible!"
Lin Wei patted my back thoughtfully, and then said with a smile: "Just be patient, you have one last goal and you can complete your homework."
"Yes." I nodded and said, "More than twenty minutes have passed, and I still have to go find Lin Min. If I don't go back, my heart rate will drop below 60."
"Lin Min?" Zhang Xinyu said in shock: "Ye Yan, you are not at a loss for this. Lin Min is beautiful and has a good figure. You..." Zhang Xinyu was glared at by Lin Wei midway through his words, and immediately
He closed his mouth, and after a while he said humbly: "Then Ye Yuyou and I will continue to search on the fourth floor, and you two go find Lin Min."
"Okay." After saying that, Lin Wei and I returned to Lin Min's office.
Nearly thirty minutes had passed by now, and Lin Min was pacing back and forth anxiously in the office.
"Xiao Min, you have been walking around since just now. Are you worried about something?" an older female teacher asked worriedly.
"Well, a little bit, I fell in love with one of the people I teach..." Lin Min was interrupted by a knock on the door just as he said this.
"Ye Yan!" After seeing me, Lin Min's eyes immediately showed joy, and she couldn't help but exclaimed: "Why have you been away from me for so long? I miss you so much!" After saying that, Lin Min jumped in.
In my arms.
Lin Wei looked at Lin Min quietly, not knowing what she was thinking.
I said calmly: "Well... I have something urgent here. I'm sorry to keep you waiting for so long." Although I said that, my heart kept roaring, and I thought that it was less than half the time.
For an hour, what the hell are you thinking about?
I glanced at the dazed middle-aged female teacher in the office, and then said to Lin Min, "Let's go to the playground."
If Lin Min is left here, the middle-aged female teacher may not necessarily say anything, but I estimate that she will most likely persuade Lin Min sincerely that you two are teachers and students and cannot fall in love. If this lowers Lin Min's
If the heart rate is high, I'll be out of luck.
So in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, I had to ask Lin Min to change places.
Lin Wei was worried that continuing to be with me would arouse Lin Min's resentment, so she found an excuse to leave. Before leaving, she shook her cell phone and motioned for me to contact her through my cell phone.
Lin Min and I had just walked to the stairs on the third floor when we saw the sturdy Zhang Feng walking down.
Zhang Feng looked at me who was stunned, smiled, shook his fat body, ran up to me, and said: "Xiao Yanyan, what a coincidence, we met so soon, I miss you so much.
"
Fortunately, I have become accustomed to Zhang Feng's loud voice saying such disgusting words. I frowned and said, "Director Zhang, didn't I ask you to stay in the Academic Affairs Office?"
"Hey, Xiao Yanyan, didn't I come out to check the class?" Zhang Feng was very responsible, and then he smiled and said: "Xiao Yanyan, it turns out that you are a man and woman, but I am very generous and won't mind if you go.
Looking for a woman, let alone a beautiful woman like Teacher Lin."
Hearing this, Lin Min's face turned very ugly. She glared at me and said in a trembling voice: "Ye Yan, who is this fat pig of yours? I heard his tone sounded like the two of you.
The relationship is not normal?"
At this time, I noticed that Lin Min's heart rate dropped rapidly, to 80 in the blink of an eye.
"Oh, Teacher Lin, of course our relationship is extraordinary." Zhang Feng said with a smile.
"Ye Yan..." Lin Min said with mist in her eyes and a slightly crying voice: "You actually like a man, and he's actually a fat pig!"
I saw Lin Min's heartbeat suddenly dropped to seventy-five, then seventy, and finally stopped at sixty-five.
My face turned pale with fright, and my heart was in my throat.
"Teacher Lin, what are you talking about? I..." Seeing that he was called a fat pig, Zhang Feng immediately became unhappy, but he asked me to interrupt him as soon as he started speaking. "Okay, Director Zhang, you go check the class first."
Well, Teacher Lin and I have something to do, let’s go out for a while.” After saying that, I took Lin Min’s hand and ran down quickly.
We can't let Lin Min be stimulated anymore. If Zhang Feng just says a few more words, I'll be finished!
"Okay." Zhang Feng might have something else to say, but I deliberately made my footsteps louder, so Lin Min didn't hear clearly.
I took Lin Min downstairs, and Lin Min shook off my hand, glared at me and said, "Ye Yan, please tell me clearly what is the relationship between Zhang Feng, that fat pig, and you."
At this time, I saw that my heart rate was already sixty-two.
I quickly summarized the words in my mind and said: "Lin Min, think about it carefully, do you think I will fall in love with that fat pig? Ah? If I don't want a beautiful woman like you, I will go find him?
"
Lin Min's face obviously improved a lot, and she asked again: "If this is really the case, then why did Zhang Feng say that just now?"
I tried to persuade her earnestly and said, "Oh, you believe what he said. Let me ask you, do you believe him or me?"
Lin Min said without hesitation: "I believe you!"
I said, "That's alright. Don't believe what outsiders say easily."
At this time, I saw that Lin Min's heart rate had risen to eighty-five.
I was almost scared to death just now. It seems that we won't be able to let Lin Min and Zhang Feng meet again for a while. It's too dangerous.
So I led Lin Min to the playground, where Lin Min would not meet Zhang Feng.
Lin Min almost scared me to death before, how could I not take advantage of the high heart rate to take care of her now? So I said: "You will be here jogging around the playground in a while. Our class will be physical education in the next period."
Class, I will come to you when the time comes, and during this period you will keep running and you will not stop, do you understand?"
The fifth class on Thursday is physical education. In the past, Ye Yuyou and I would skip school and go out for lunch.
Lin Min was obviously very reluctant. She whispered: "There are still more than twenty minutes until the next class. You just left me alone on the playground...and why do you have to run for so long? I'm so tired."
..."
I looked at her and said seriously: "Teacher Lin, first I have to go back to class. This is the reason why I can't be with you now. As for why I want you to go running, Teacher Lin, don't you think you have been a little fat recently?
?You have to know that no man likes fat women."
In fact, I am just lying. Lin Min is actually not fat at all. Not only is she not fat, she has a very good figure.
But Lin Min didn't think so. After hearing this, Lin Min said in a panic: "Ah? That's it. Then I should go for a run. Ye Yan, I will definitely lose weight. You must not hate me...
"
"Yeah." I said, "Go ahead, just jog."
"Yeah." Lin Min nodded and started running around the playground.
I thought to myself, is it because Lin Min is a little stupid, or is it because the power of Cupid's arrow is too strong?
I returned to the teaching building and found Lin Wei.
At this time, Lin Wei had already gathered with Zhang Xinyu and Ye Yuyou. They were looking for a target on the second floor. Seeing me approaching, Lin Wei asked worriedly: "Are you okay?"
"Well, it's okay." I smiled and said, "Finally we have separated Lin Min and Zhang Feng, and then we can find another target and be done with it."
"Ye Huohuo, then Zhang Xinyu and I will go to the first floor, and you and Sister Lin Wei will go to the second floor." Ye Yuyou always gives Lin Wei and I a chance to be alone.
"Yeah." I nodded.
Then Ye Yuyou and Zhang Xinyu went to the first floor, while Lin Wei and I focused on the students in the classroom.
At this time, no one noticed the faint heart-shaped sticker stuck in Ye Yuyou's smooth black hair.