Chapter 349 The Double Murderer Variety Show Begins
Chapter 349 Double Murderers·Variety Show Begins
“Welcome everyone to our sea cruise!”
Director Li's cheerful voice came from the microphone.
[Ahhhh! I finally got you! Come back to life! My love!]
[You’re laughing so hard, don’t be so awkward upstairs, hahahaha]
[It’s airing now! The real-life scene of this program is so awesome, it’s actually on a cruise ship!!]
[The Maya program team’s funds are exploding, and this cruise ship is too luxurious]
[The makeup in this issue is so noble, hahahaha, it really has the vibe of a noble lady/doge from the upper class]
[The flying guest in this issue is Sister Bai! Oh well, we see Sister Bai and Linshen in the same frame again!]
[The same frame means cp (confirmed) so this is my cp’s second match (cheers)!]
[Laughing to death hhh, Teacher Jing is watching this time, please be careful when you kowtow/dog head]
"First of all, please introduce yourself."
As a new guest, Bai Yingying was the first to introduce: "Hello everyone, I am Bai Yingying, and I am also the eldest lady of the Bai family."
This was followed by Miaomiao's self-introduction: "Hello everyone, my name is Miaomiao. I am a reporter. This time I was sent by the newspaper to collect news."
Yu Lin took over: "Good morning everyone, I am Yu Lin, Captain Yu."
Next is the self-introduction of the boys group.
"Good morning, everyone! Have you eaten? If not, I will cook it for you! I am the chef of this voyage, Xu Yunqing."
"Hello, I am Ji Xiao, the cool boy who won the first prize. You can call me Ji Ouhuang."
Xu Yunqing looked at Bai Yingying, the only one who had not explained why she got on the ship, and spoke first:
"Miss Bai, what is the reason for your appearance on the cruise ship?"
Although this was something that everyone expected, everyone who rushed to the scene symbolically expressed their surprise.
Bai Yingying was not afraid at all, and rolled her eyes at Xu Yunqing: "I have to report my affairs to a cook like you? The reason why I boarded the cruise ship was of course to be invited to experience the first voyage of the Oedipus."
Xu Yunqing patted Ji Xiao's shoulder, couldn't help but laugh out loud, and said seriously:
"Xiaoxiao, you still have a long way to go."
As soon as they introduced themselves, all the guests entered into their characters.
The captain of the ship, and the accompanying ship’s doctor.
Ji Xiao applauded and praised: "It's perfect, it resounds throughout the sky."
Therefore, it is decided that this program cannot be just a simple secret room puzzle.
[Holy shit, ah, ah, who is so handsome!]
[The uniformity of the trio’s bows is really cool to me. This program looks so solemn from the beginning!]
[I don’t know for a moment whether Linshen is more handsome in the captain’s uniform or Teacher Jing in a white coat (looking in a trance)]
[Laughing to death, congratulations to Sister Lin for officially becoming a god]
Before the start of this episode of the show, everyone got their own character script. In other words, compared to the six episodes of the first half of the variety show, the setting of this episode is obviously more complete.
Jing Yan, who was standing next to Yu Lin, said elegantly: "As for Mr. Wang, you just took two seasickness pills from me ten minutes ago. You should rest in your room now."
Ji Xiao:?
While they were still chatting about home affairs, Yu Lin and Jing Yan had already broken in on the other side.
[Violence, too violent, but I like it (nosebleed)]
[(Nosebleeds spurting out) My cp really matches well]
[Ah ah ah, don’t be too outrageous, I will really kowtow/cover my mouth and cry]
Jing Yan skillfully took out two disposable gloves and handed them to Yu Lin.
Miaomiao held up the flat round eyes on her face and asked with a somewhat anxious expression:
"Captain Yu, have you seen Mr. Wang? I have something to see him."
[Oedipus?? always felt that this hinted at the tragedy of the story]
[??Why why, illiterate people can’t understand]
[Oedipus is a very famous tragic figure in Greek mythology. The name of the cruise ship should not be random, it must have deep meaning]
[I see, but everyone seems to have their own characters in this issue, I look forward to a ww]
[Teacher Xu is really miserable, hahaha. Everyone is either a crew member or a eldest lady. No matter how bad Xiaoxiao is, she is still a customer. Only Lao Xu is the cook hahaha]
[Correction from upstairs, it’s the head chef, so he has an official title after all/funny]
Yu Lin suddenly stood up, turned to face the crowd and said:
"Breakfast will be delivered to your room later. Dear tourists, you can go back to your room and take a rest."
[Pfft, there is a movie queen, a movie king, a gold medal host, an actor and an idol. Please pay attention to your expression management]
[Hahahaha, I am really laughing to death, everyone’s surprised expressions are really perfunctory]
[Although, you should also respect the plot a little bit! Why did those two get started directly hahh]
The first person to discover the "corpse" was Miaomiao. She drank some water and cleared her throat before speaking:
Through the glass sliding door, Mr. Wang's body was hanging on the balcony awning, and the only way to the small balcony on the deck was the sliding door in front of him that was locked from the outside.
So Yu Lin and Jing Yan kicked the sliding door open.
A flash of meaning flashed under Jingyan's gold-rimmed glasses, and he responded with a sentence that made people think wildly: "As you command, Captain."
After the three male group members introduced themselves, they all made a gentleman's salute to the camera.
"How about that high-pitched scream I just made?"
"Good morning, I am Jing Yan, the ship's doctor for this voyage. I wish you all a pleasant journey."
"By the way, he said he was going to rest for half an hour, and he didn't want anyone to disturb him during this period." Dr. Jing Chuan added unhurriedly.
[This issue really has a script WOC, exciting]
[Laughing, other variety shows wish they didn’t have a script, but once we have a script, it means the story is very complicated, and everyone is even more excited]
[This Mr. Wang’s death buff is completely stacked up/dog head]
After the opening interlude was performed, the six guests returned to their respective rooms according to their own timelines in the script, except——
After all the passengers had left, Yu Lin looked at Jing Yan and said, "Doctor Jing Ship, come to my room."
Everything seemed very normal until half an hour later, a scream tore through the tranquility of the entire cruise ship.
Xu Yunqing, the last one to leave, shouted a few words without fear of death, then rushed into his kitchen as fast as he could in his life and started preparing breakfast.
The latter put on gloves and began to examine the body.
[Let’s just say, are these two really not Coast Guards/Doubtful]
[Hahaha, I can’t stop laughing. Are you really not a joint murderer, captain and ship’s doctor? Why are you so calm!]
[According to Conan's law, the first person to appear at the crime scene is either the detective or the murderer/the dog's head saves his life]
Yu Lin glanced at the rest of the people who had not yet come over, lowered his voice and said to Jing Yan:
"Has the murder weapon been disposed of?"
There will be another update during the day and in the afternoon. I will post it after I finish writing it.