Wu Wei let out a shocking scream and rolled around the ground with his crotch.
The gangsters around him were so scared that their hair stood up. They instantly felt that the knife was inserted into their legs no longer hurt. Compared to the broken balls, what is the knife?
"Bitch, you, you dare to kick my egg! Ah~~ It hurts so much~"
Wu Wei screamed on the ground, wishing he could get up and kill Lan Fan.
But the pain of the broken balls is not something that ordinary people can bear. It is said that it hurts a thousand times more than a woman having a baby. Now he wishes he faints, but he just doesn't faint.
Lan Faner ignored Wu Wei and gave Long Xiaoshan a resentful look: "Master, you actually want to give me to this ugly monster. I will ignore you again and I will not let you touch me in the future."
After saying that, she walked out.
Long Xiaoshan pulled her into his arms, slapped her on the butt hard and said, "Who wants you to always be a witch?"
"Yes, I just want to be a monster, I want to be a monster. Give me a gift to someone else. I don't want to wear you ten or eight cuckolds, find a man who is stronger and more handsome than you, and it will anger you to death." Lan Huaer said coquettishly.
"Are you willing to bear it?... Besides, I believe I can find someone who is more handsome than me, and I am stronger than me... Haha." Long Xiaoshan was not angry at all and said with a smile.
"Shameless... why is there no more? There are so many stinky men in the world, so I don't believe it and can't find one."
Lan Huaer drew circles on Long Xiaoshan’s chest with force.
"Don't you know if you have any?" Long Xiaoshan hugged Lan Fan and gave her a passionate kiss.
Lan Fan kissed him softly, his eyes were crystal clear, and his eyes were red with red eyes holding Long Xiaoshan's face and said, "I like you so much, Master, even if I do something wrong in the future, don't give me to others, okay, otherwise I will die to show you."
Long Xiaoshan's heart was almost melted. This little monster was always a monster. The first time I saw her so pitiful, weak and affectionate look, he felt very guilty and said, "I'm joking with you. You little monster, you are so good at pleaseing men, it's too late for me to like you. How could you be willing to give you to others? I like you to be a monster. If you don't do anything, I will feel uncomfortable all over. Then it's not you. I don't want you to become a little sheep who can only be obedient."
"whee!"
The weakness and sadness on Lan Hua'er's face disappeared in an instant, and she showed a smug expression like a change of face. She stretched out a finger and hooked Long Xiaoshan's chin and said condescendingly: "I'm cheating on me again, the stinky master, and she also said she would be willing to give me to others. The guy who talks about right and wrong knows that you can't bear to leave me, and knows that when I cry, you will feel sorry for you if you don't want me."
Long Xiaoshan couldn't laugh or cry, and this little monster was making a fuss again.
But what he said just now was all the truth.
There are all kinds of women around him, such as the pure and obedient Chuntao, the cold and arrogant Shen Yuerong, the mature and caring Jinlian, the heroic Qin You, the very gentle Bai Susu, the beautiful royal sister Su Wan, and the very domineering CEO Song Yijie. However, none of them can make him so relaxed and indulgent like this little monster. Although this little monster often makes him frightened and something happens again, if you really want to turn this little monster into a little sheep, it will be less fun and too much stimulation. He would rather this little monster be a monster from time to time to stimulate his heart, and many of them have been dull.
I have to say that men are sometimes pretty cheap.
"Let's go, let's talk somewhere else!"
Long Xiaoshan pulled Lan Fan'er, and now there was blood stinging here, and there was another person who was howling constantly. He originally wanted to discuss the mystery of life with Lan Fan'er, but the atmosphere was completely destroyed.
The two of them have not yet walked out.
A middle-aged woman with a vicious energy rushed in outside. Seeing Wu Wei lying on the ground, her face changed, she hurried over and said, "Mr. Wu, who hurts you like this?"
Her face looked so ugly.
After just a little check, I knew that Wu Wei would probably be a eunuch in his life.
Although she was just a worshipper invited by the Wu family, she used people's money to eliminate disasters and was beaten to become a eunuch, so she had to bear some responsibility.
When Wu Wei saw the middle-aged woman coming, he looked happy and struggled to point at Long Xiaoshan and Lan Fan who were about to go out and said, "Master Male, it's them, these two bastards, hurt me like this, you must avenge me, arrest them, and give them the most poisonous technique. I want them to die than life."
The middle-aged woman's face turned cold and she quickly said to Long Xiaoshan and Lan Fan'er: "Stop for me, I want to run away after hitting someone."
There was another woman in Long Xiaoshan.
However, this woman had a special yin energy on her body, and she looked like a savior. But what about the savior? This woman was worse than the Wu Qin he had met before, let alone the saviors he killed.
He said without hesitation: "I advise you not to meddle in other people's business and be careful to get into trouble. As you are old, isn't it embarrassing to serve this kind of garbage?"
Marley was so angry that the Three Corpse Gods were furious. She was a sapist. When did she be taught this lesson in person? This kid was more than enough to be her son, and he actually dared to teach her how to be a human being. She said sternly: "Little bastard, it's not your turn to teach me how to do things. I'm conscious and knelt down immediately, otherwise I'll let you taste the taste of the Five Poison Generals."
After saying that, five poisonous substances crawled out of Marley's body, namely snake, centipede, scorpion, spider and toad.
These poisons are obviously specially cultivated. They are twice as big as ordinary poisons and are colorful all over. They are obviously highly toxic varieties.
I thought these two people would be so scared that they immediately knelt down and begged for mercy.
Who knew that the faces of the two of them had not changed at all. The delicate beauty beside Long Xiaoshan said with a smile: "Master, why do they always like to ask you to kneel down? You are not a woman. Even if you kneel down, she can do anything else. Could it be that you are a gay man or an O-number?"
"Okay, you dirty demon king, see if I look back and don't let you kneel all night..." Long Xiaoshan twitched Lan Fan's butt hard and said.
"I don't want to kneel down, I want to be on it!"
Male's cheeks twitched.
The two of them treated her as air and actually started to flirt in front of her.
Marley's face turned cold and he squeezed a spell. The five poisonous substances rushed towards the two people like they had taken spring medicine.
In the blink of an eye, the five poisons arrived in front of the two of them. Lan Fan suddenly stretched out her white palm, and a strange light appeared in her dark blue eyes. The five poisonous substances that were originally irritable actually calmed down in an instant, and they crawled onto Lan Fan's palms like obedient babies.