"Damn it! I'm a crime even if I laugh?" Ye Fan couldn't help but complain and said.
"Don't laugh at me or not, but laughing at my wife will commit crimes! Turn off the lights and go to bed!"
Lin Ruobing smiled proudly and turned off the lights directly.
Suddenly, the room fell into darkness, and Ye Fan held the pillow and was alone in the darkness with his thoughts messy.
After a long time, Ye Fan recovered and said in confusion, "Wife, are you turning off the lights so quickly to go to bed? I haven't gone to bed yet!"
"The same goes for washing in the dark!"
"Take a shower in the dark? I'll go!"
Suddenly, Ye Fan was so puzzled that he was about to vomit blood.
It is said that a woman’s heart is a needle under the sea!
I was sleeping together last night, but a day passed and I returned to the time before liberation?
It's a cheating father!
......
the next day!
Ye Fan was still sleeping, but Lin Ruobing came over and told him to get up.
"Ye Fan, don't sleep anymore. Get up quickly and accompany me to meet a customer!" Lin Ruobing gently kicked Ye Fan in the arm.
At this time, Ye Fan woke up in a daze, and saw him yawning while opening his eyes, "Wife, it's early in the morning, I haven't slept enough, you..."
As a result, Ye Fan was halfway through his words, but the next second, his half-closed eyes suddenly opened wide, as if he had seen something beautiful.
On top of long legs?
hiss!
Pink?
Seeing this awakening scene, Ye Fan suddenly lost all sleepiness and was a little excited.
At this time, Lin Ruobing was wearing a nightgown. In the past, Ye Fan had no chance to see anything, but he was lying on the floor now, and Lin Ruobing just kicked his arm with his feet.
From this perspective!
It's all in sight!
At this time, Lin Ruobing was stunned and suddenly found that Ye Fan stopped talking, his eyes were straight and he looked lustful.
"Swish--"
Suddenly, Lin Ruobing seemed to have reacted, and subconsciously clamped his legs, and said angrily and shyly: "Ye Fan, you...you hooligan!"
"Wife, where am I a hooligan! I lie down and sleep? Didn't you tell me to sleep on the floor last night?"
Ye Fan teased and said teasingly as if he had taken advantage of it and refused to admit it even if he was beaten to death.
"Where did you put your eyes just now? You...you look lustful. Do you think I don't know what you are looking at?" Lin Ruobing waved his pink fist in anger and protested.
"Wife, I just woke up and saw nothing!" Ye Fan lied and didn't even have to write a draft.
"real?"
Lin Ruobing asked half-believingly.
"Of course! I am a pure person!" Ye Fan said with a righteous look on his face.
"Really not?"
"No!"
"What's my name?"
"Lin Ruobing!"
"And you?"
"Ye Fan!"
"Are my underwear black?"
"No, it's a fan..."
"I'm going? Wife! Are you humble me?"
Ye Fan realized that he had been trapped, and when he recovered, he realized that Lin Ruobing had already picked up his pillow and "chasing" him.
"Wife! Don't be angry, I...I just took a look!"
"Wife!! Don't hit my head with a pillow. What if I get dumb?"
"Wife! Let's talk about it. If you hit me, can you stop slapping my handsome face?"