"That's right! You are the father of the turtle, and the entire Situ family is up to you!"
Finished!
Without waiting for Situ Changsheng to react, Ye Fan took the scalpel and carved a few slashes on Situ Changsheng's forehead back and forth.
"Swoosh!"
"Swish!"
"Swoosh!"
......
Soon, the "Father of the Tortoise" was accurately engraved on Situ Changsheng's forehead.
"Okay! Get it done!"
Ye Fan threw the scalpel aside and admired his "masterpiece" with satisfaction.
Situ Changsheng clenched his fists and tried his best to restrain his inner anger.
The father of the turtle!
This is simply a shame among shame!
But in order to save his life, he could only bear it!
He suppressed his anger and asked coldly: "Ye Fan! Now we have been punished. When will you give us an antidote?"
"Master Situ! Do you have a dog at home?" Ye Fan smiled playfully and asked lightly.
"What's the meaning?"
Situ Changsheng frowned slightly and asked with a vigilant look on his face.
Ye Fan grinned and explained lightly: "Dog shit can relieve toxins on your body! If your family doesn't have a dog, go out to pick up dog shit! Take it three times a day! Take it for a week! I promise you can cure the disease.
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"What? Dog shit is the antidote?"
In an instant, Situ Chang exclaimed out in anger.
Ye Fan carved a turtle on their foreheads, which was already humiliating enough. Now he still said that shit is the antidote. Is he deliberately trying to humiliate the Situ family?
"Ye Fan, are you killing someone? How could it be the antidote if you are so dirty?"
Situ Changsheng said coldly with a gloomy face.
At this time, Jack Jones, who was standing beside him, quickly spoke, "Master Situ, I can testify! Dog shit can relieve the toxins in your body!"
Situ Changsheng frowned and asked with a vigilant look: "Mr. Jack! Are you kidding? How could dog shit be the antidote?"
"I'm not kidding, do you know Su Yangqiu? He was also poisoned by you at that time, but he took shit and his body was fine soon!" Jack Jones explained.
"What? Even Su Yangqiu believes that dog shit is the antidote?"
At this moment, Situ Changsheng was stunned. He could not believe that even an old Chinese doctor like Su Yangqiu would believe such nonsense.
At this time, Ye Fan said coldly to him: "Master Situ, the antidote is shit. As for whether you believe it or not, it is your own business! There are other things, let's say goodbye!"
After saying that, Ye Fan turned around and left.
Soon, only the Situ family and others were left at the scene.
"Dad, what should we do? Is shit really an antidote?" Situ Fei asked with a puzzled look on his face.
"Since boys can use urine as medicine, maybe they can do it. No matter so much, they can only be treated as a living horse!" Situ Changsheng cursed with a gloomy face and angrily.
Situ Fei looked depressed and said, "Die is a living horse? Then what do you mean is that we want to eat shit?"
"I don't want to die! I can only eat shit... Someone is here! Come and bring me shit!" Situ Changsheng ordered loudly.
"Okay... OK!"
The people from the Situ family were so scared that they nodded quickly. In their eyes, Situ Changsheng was possessed by the devil. This chapter has been completed!