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Chapter 103 She is real! I cried to death

She staggered and almost fell to the ground.

Princess Lingshu suddenly stabilized her body again, changed the originally set dance steps, and spun in circles a few times. However, after a few seconds passed, the dull pain in her abdomen continued, and her thighs suddenly became weak.

"Don't drink things you shouldn't drink, and don't mess with people you can't afford to mess with."

Lan Yunyi's warning voice sounded in her ears, and her face gradually became serious.

The accompaniment of the piano became more urgent, but Princess Lingshu could only keep spinning in circles, her back almost wet with cold sweat.

She looked at Lan Yunyi frantically with her peripheral vision, and saw her holding her chin in one hand, with a harmless smile on her face, and her dark eyes looking straight at her, as if she was looking at her very seriously.

.

Could it be that Lan Yunyi just put Ruanjinsan in that cup of tea? She is so vicious!

Princess Lingshu thought in panic, her inner fear of Lan Yunyi had reached its peak. When she heard people whispering at the table, she knew that she had to take action.

She gritted her teeth, jumped forward two short steps, then pointed her toes, exerted all her strength, and turned over.

The smile on Lan Yunyi's lips deepened.

"puff--------"

The sound of the piano suddenly stopped at the climax. This was originally her ingenious design, but at this moment, there was an inappropriate sound.

It's like...a fart sound.

The fart sound was very long, with a crisp sound like a firecracker first, and then sparsely lasting for several seconds. Princess Lingshu realized that it was the sound she made, and her legs weakened and she fell to the ground.

"Set off firecrackers? Onion-flavored firecrackers?"

Mrs. Lin, who had been dozing off, was suddenly awakened by the sound. She looked at the Queen with some confusion.

The queen was a little confused about the situation. She smiled, and just when she was about to speak, she smelled a stench.

That fart was smelly and a bit mean, and contained some resentful wishes from Green Onions and Mushrooms.

The air in the entire lobby seemed to turn green visible to the naked eye.

Mrs. Shi, who was eating big braised pork, took in a lot of air the moment she opened her mouth. She retched and almost vomited it out.

"This...what does this smell like?"

"I smell...it smells like shit..."

"Isn't it from Princess Lingshu?"

"The dance is pretty good, but why do you fart so smelly?"

Several ladies who were close to her frowned, covered their mouths with handkerchiefs in one hand, and whispered.

Princess Lingshu felt the changes in the ladies around her. Their faces became paler and paler. The music in her ears continued. Only by continuing to dance would they feel that the fart was not caused by them.

So she endured the dull pain in her stomach, held her breath, and completed a perfect kick in the direction of Mrs. Shi with an expressionless face.

"puff------"

There was another loud noise, even louder than the one just now. Princess Lingshu felt that her large intestine was roaring, and there was a torrent in her stomach.

She didn't hold back when she kicked her legs and accidentally released her large intestine.

Mrs. Shi smelled the smell and put down the chopsticks in her hand with some disgust. She watched Princess Lingshu perform a beautiful kick towards her.

Her vision suddenly went dark, and she felt something wet, smelly, and soft flying into her face like a hidden weapon.

When she wiped it with her hands, she found that her hands were covered with shit-yellow stuff.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"

As she burst into a scream of terror, several ladies around her touched their faces and then burst into screams.

Their hands were hanging in the air, their faces were ferocious, and they ran out as if they were crazy.

This is simply a disaster.

Princess Lingshu looked at the people who were fleeing, scrambling to run out. She was so weak that she collapsed on the ground in despair.

It's over...it's all over...

She recalled the way the queen looked at her and imagined what people in the capital would say about her in the future. She felt that all her thoughts were lost and the world in front of her was bleak.

Lan Yunyi... Lan Yunyi must have put the laxative in the teacup for her...

How dare she, a cheap maid!

She wants her to die! She must want Lan Yunyi to die!

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After this disgraceful farce, everyone who came out of the Duke's Mansion returned to the Duke's Mansion again.

When everyone sat back down at the table, they let out a long sigh of relief.

"It's better that Yunyi held a birthday banquet. When I returned to the Duke's Mansion, I felt like I finally came back to my senses." One of the ladies touched her nose with a handkerchief, still feeling a little nauseous when she thought of the scene in the Lin Mansion just now.

"Princess Lingshu is simply harming others and ultimately harming herself. In order to humiliate Yun Yi, she deliberately drank the cold tea in her hand. She said she was afraid that Mrs. Lin's gastrointestinal problem was not good, but she didn't see how good her gastrointestinal condition was.

This is the first time I’ve seen a fart like this.”

"Don't mention the disgusting things anymore," Concubine Zhen called the servants to clean the hands of the ladies.

She recalled Lan Yunyi's neither humble nor arrogant appearance just now, and the Queen's extremely ugly expression. Originally, she was just trying to humiliate herself, but she was asking for trouble, which made her look very ugly.

She looked at Lan Yunyi with some admiration, thought for a moment, and then said: "Yunyi, you did a great job hosting this birthday party, and the cake is also extremely delicious."

"Autumn will begin in one month, and I will hold a chrysanthemum appreciation banquet in the palace. Why not let you organize it, so that Your Majesty can also try your craftsmanship."

"Yes, Yunyi, thank you, Concubine Zhen, for your love." Lan Yunyi grasped the hem of her skirt with some excitement, stood up and thanked Concubine Zhen.

Not only because of the great success of the birthday banquet, but also because she was finally... closer to the mystery of her past life.

After hearing Concubine Zhen's words, all the ladies present began to get a little excited.

"Ms. Zhenfei is right. It will be my old lady's birthday in half a month. Can you please come and hold a birthday banquet for my ancestors? I can give you any money!" One of the ladies shook hands warmly.

He held Lan Yunyi's hand and even had a flattering smile on his face.

Lan Yunyi recognized her and was the first person in Mrs. Gu's room to question her in the morning.

"Come on, Mrs. Zheng, you didn't look down on Yunyi this morning. But I've always been curious about it. My eldest grandson is going to have a birthday party soon, so I'd better let Yunyi stay close to me first."

A lady drank a cup of tea and smiled at Lan Yunyi.

"There is a young man in my house who is similar in age to you. He seems to be a good match for you."

The ladies present were joking again.

From this moment on, the name of Zhiwei Pavilion has been completely established. No matter what means Lan Wanru uses, she can no longer shake Zhiwei Pavilion in the slightest.

Lan Yunyi's heart, which had been hanging for two months, finally relaxed.

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The birthday banquet was held for an unprecedentedly long time, and the ladies were not distracted by the affairs of the Lin Mansion. The birthday banquet was held until the sun was setting, and then one after another they left the banquet.

Huang Yue'e and her group had already gone back first. Lan Yunyi rubbed her painful temples and walked out of the Duke's Mansion with tired steps. As soon as she turned a corner, she bumped into a tall and hard chest.

She raised her head somewhat sluggishly, and saw Lan Guangfu's obscure face reflected in the moonlight in the darkness.

Lan Guangfu lowered his head, looked at Lan Yunyi's face seriously, and found that he couldn't understand Lan Yunyi's expression.

Only those who have attended today's birthday banquet know that Lan Yunyi's expression now looks like Mrs. Shi has seen shit at the birthday banquet.

Lan Guangfu stood motionless in front of Lan Yunyi, licking his lips. His throat was dry and he felt a little unsure of how to speak.

He clenched his fists, ready for Lan Yunyi to get into a fight with him.

He even prepared some sermons in his mouth, thinking that in the worst case, he would step back and allow her to return to Lan Mansion.

"You...what happened in the past...actually Wanru didn't do it on purpose!"

His tone was a little heavy.

As soon as he finished speaking, Lan Yunyi seemed not to hear him and ignored him. She walked around his tall body and walked out.

When he saw Lan Yunyi, it was as if he had not seen him at all. His brain was confused and he froze in place in shock.
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