This is the good thing about being a hands-off shopkeeper. When you are happy, you can publish some results, and when you are not in a good mood, you can disappear from the world. Everything is handled by professional managers.
As soon as Yang Chen released the news about his robot girlfriend, which aroused heated discussions among netizens, he put down his mobile phone and continued to be his online ride-hailing driver.
"Hello, welcome to Bibi Taxi. Is this Ms. Chen whose last number is 3689?" Yang Chen asked.
Two girls came up from the back row, and the one on the right replied in a loud voice: "Yes."
Yang Chen subconsciously glanced back, wondering what kind of girl could speak so eloquently.
Originally, Yang Chen thought she was a little loli-type girl, but she turned out to be a "strong girl" whose arms were almost as thick as Yang Chen's.
When the girl saw that Yang Chen looked back at her and was quite handsome, she smiled and asked, "Handsome boy, do you think I speak too quaintly? Does it sound good to you?"
Yang Chen smiled and said: "It's a bit coy and sounds good."
Yang Chen just didn't want to offend anyone, so he said it casually. As a result, the girl seemed a little unclear about her situation, and asked with a smile: "Really? Everyone says I'm very coquettish. People of your level
Man, have you never seen such a coquettish girl?"
Yang Chen smiled and asked: "What is the level of a man like me?"
"You are at the bottom of society. You are driving an online car-hailing service, but you still don't have a clear understanding of your social status? No wonder you are driving an online car-hailing service. Alas... God is fair, you are handsome, but you are
You have no ability and can only do such a low-level job. Those rich people and officials are uglier than the other, but they are capable. So, if you are given a chance to choose, you are willing to be a capable person
Ugly man, or should you continue to be the handsome but incompetent loser you are now?" the girl said.
Yang Chen smiled and replied: "I am very satisfied with who I am now, and I don't need a chance to choose."
The girl on the left immediately said: "Xiao Ju, please stop talking and don't disturb the driver."
The strong woman still said in that damn voice: "It's more than ten kilometers away. It's so boring not to talk. Handsome guy, you don't mind if I speak too directly, do you? In fact, people around me have said that I am too direct when I speak.
Yes, it’s easy to hurt others. But I think you should tell the truth when you speak. Isn’t it deceiving people by deliberately saying nice things? Handsome guy, are you right?"
Yang Chen nodded and said: "You are right. You should tell the truth and you should not lie and deceive others. Hey, beauty, why don't you ask me what I think of you?"
"Then what do you think of me?" the strong woman said.
Yang Chen pulled over, turned off the engine, pulled the handbrake, unbuckled his seat belt, turned to look at the strong woman and said: "I think you are almost getting stronger than me, why are you pretending to be such a sweet little lolita? Any female in my family
If she looks like you, I would have to starve her for at least a month to lose weight. It would be too embarrassing to take her out. Also, with your skin color and wrinkles, you must be in your early 30s at least, right? How old are you?
No matter what you say or what you do, normal women at this age have children in elementary school. Who would talk with such a disgusting voice? You don’t have a boyfriend anymore because you have nails on all your fingers, except for the one with nails.
I don’t have a nail on my right index finger. Is it because I couldn’t sleep for a long night and relied on it to comfort myself?”
Strong woman: "You..."
Yang Chen was the first to say: "There's more! Look, the clothes you are wearing are also from the supermarket, right? This bag is also a high imitation found online, right? You are in your early thirties, and you can't even buy a decent piece of clothing.
I can't afford it, how can you get away with it? And ah! You are in your thirties, you wear all kinds of fancy clothes on your head when you go out, and you can drink a cup of milk tea for a long time. Please, if you have a stable job at your age,
At least you have to have some decent clothes and a baby, and you have to have a cup of coffee when you go out, instead of running around the streets with a cup of Mixue."
Strong woman: "You..."
Yang Chen continued: "What's more! I drive an online ride-hailing service to at least prove that I can afford a car. You are about the same age as me, and you can't even afford a car. Why do you have the nerve to say that the online ride-hailing driver is
The bottom of society? Then who do you think you are? The bottom of the bottom?"
Strong Girl: "You... are so abominable! I am a woman! As long as I get married, I have everything!"
Yang Chen: "..."
Damn it, Yang Chen was speechless for a moment.
The strong woman continued: "You are right. I am 32 years old, have an unstable job, and am a moonlight earner. I still owe more than 300,000 yuan. It is true that I don't have many decent clothes, and the bag was indeed bought online for 19 yuan.
Free shipping. And I also told you that after I bought it, I applied for a refund. I really couldn’t bear to drink coffee and could only drink Mixue Bingcheng. I really couldn’t afford a car, and I didn’t even have a driver’s license.
I am not willing to spend money to take the exam. But so what? As long as I am willing, it is not a problem to ask for a bride price of 388,000 yuan for marriage, right? Don’t rush to refute me, my hometown is the same price, and there is a gift loan, have you heard of it? As long as
I’ve had enough fun getting married. The house, car, and jewelry have been bought by the man. I’ve paid off the foreign debt of 380,000 yuan as a bride price and still have tens of thousands left. I can become what you call a normal woman overnight. Can’t I?”
Yang Chen: "..."
Unable to refute.
It can only be said that the men in the Dragon Kingdom are really miserable, and the men in this woman's hometown are even more miserable.
The strong woman said with a proud look on her face: "How are you, have you lost your temper? Now let me ask you again, do I have the qualifications to be arrogant?"
Yang Chen: "..."
The version is strong, even if it is stronger than Yang Chen, there is nothing he can do about it.
The strong woman said with contempt: "Are you done venting? When you are done venting, continue driving and take me to the place. I will give you a bad review in front of you and call you to complain. There is no way, this is mine
right."
Originally, Yang Chen wanted to drive her off. Since she wanted to give negative reviews and complaints, he might as well send her to her destination. After all, the other passenger in the car was innocent.
Yang Chen smiled while fastening his seat belt and said: "You can't be arrogant for long. Now that the robot girlfriend is out, you can customize a robot girlfriend that suits your own aesthetics and can get pregnant according to your own wishes.
Your 388,000 is probably a little overhang."
The strong woman smiled and said: "Stop making trouble, how can you be so advanced?"
"It's really that advanced. Just wait, it's already in internal testing. If there is no problem in the internal testing, it will be launched on the market. It won't be long. You'd better get yourself married before the end of the year, otherwise your thirty
The foreign debt of tens of thousands of yuan is not worth paying back to you with a betrothal gift." Yang Chen said.
"You think Yang Chen is a god! You believe whatever he says. You losers like you have this common problem, blindly seeking strength. You used to worship Boss Ma, but now you worship Boss Yang brainlessly. If you really have this kind of technology
, it is absolutely impossible for ordinary people to use it. You don’t understand anything, and you still make fun of it." The strong woman said with disdain.
Yang Chen smiled and did not answer any more words.
Not long after, Yang Chen sent them to their destination, and the strong woman immediately took out her mobile phone and gave Yang Chen a negative review.
"Young man, are you not convinced? As a woman in your next life, you can be as arrogant as me."
After leaving the negative review, she called the customer service to complain about Yang Chen's personal attack on her, and asked the customer to deal with Yang Chen seriously and preferably restrict him from accepting orders.
The customer service said a few perfunctory words and then hung up the phone.
At this time, the system issued a reminder.
"Congratulations to the owner for getting a negative review. The system will reward the owner with space station technology."
"It is detected that the owner has been complained, a critical hit reward is triggered, and the system rewards the owner with moon base technology."
"Wow..." Yang Chen couldn't help but sigh.
So awesome!
This is to send him to heaven.
The strong woman smiled and said, "Wow, what? How are you? Are you convinced now?"
"Half convinced, not very convinced." Yang Chen joked, but he was in a good mood anyway.
"Haha... you are just being arrogant. Just keep being arrogant. Anyway, it's not me who is being punished." The strong woman said proudly.
Yang Chen laughed loudly and said: "That's not necessarily true. What if the customer service blocks your account?"
"Stop farting. I'm complaining about you. Why did she block my account?" said the strong woman.
However, she still glanced at her account subconsciously, and it actually logged out automatically. She quickly clicked to log in, and a pop-up window appeared.
"Because you are suspected of illegally using the platform account, your ID card and mobile phone number have now been banned by the platform, and the unblocking date is July 18, 3024."
The girl next to me also saw this pop-up message and said in shock: "Ah? Is your account really blocked? And it will be blocked until 100 years later?"
Yang Chen said with a smile: "Is it true? You have been banned for so long! Tsk, tsk, tsk... The platform is really ignorant, how can it be so cruel to girls. 100 years is not a long time. Get married and have children as soon as possible. You are important.
After your grandson retires, he can handle the suspension procedures for you."
Strong woman: "..."
The companion said: "How could this happen? Didn't you tell the customer service clearly? The customer service thought you were physically attacking the driver?"
The strong woman immediately replied: "How is that possible? I'm not a fool, can't I explain this clearly? There's something wrong with the customer service! I'll call again and ask!"
The strong woman said and dialed the customer service number again.
"Hello, the user you dialed is temporarily unavailable, please call again later."
The strong woman dialed a dozen times in a row and got the same prompt.
The companion said: "Are you blocked?"
The strong woman said with an innocent face: "Why? What did I do to block me? Is there any way to rule this Bibi platform? I didn't do anything wrong, why should I be blocked? This
The driver assaulted me personally, why wasn't he punished?"
Yang Chen immediately said: "Madam, I need to correct you. The things I said about you just don't sound good, but they are all true. You admitted it yourself, and you even repeated my words to show off to me because you are a woman, and you can get married.
Solve all problems. Right? So, you can't say that I am attacking you personally. How can the fact be called an attack? Just like if I say that you are your father's daughter, this is stating the facts. You cannot say that I am attacking you personally.
.right?"
Strong woman: "..."
At this time, a sexy Rolls-Royce parked next to Yang Chen's car and pressed its horn twice.
Yang Chen turned around and saw Wang Nianming lying on his girlfriend's lap waving to him.
"Brother Chen, are you still driving? I thought you were testing your robot girlfriend." Wang Nianming said with a smile.
"Haha... That's not my job. There are professionals testing it. Your car is really cool, just like you." Yang Chen said with a smile.
Wang Nianming laughed loudly and said: "This is in line with my style. I won't disturb you anymore, I'm leaving."
Yang Chen waved his hand, and Wang Nianming quickly sat down and drove away.
The strong woman looked at Yang Chen in shock and asked: "You... do you know Wang Nianming?"
The companion asked: "I just heard him call you Brother Chen, and also said that he is a robot girlfriend. Are you Yang Chen?"
Yang Chen smiled and nodded, saying: "Yes, I am Yang Chen."
The two girls immediately covered their mouths in shock.
The strong woman quickly called customer service again, wanting to cancel the bad review and complaint, but she was indeed blocked. No matter how she called, the other party was still on the phone.
"Xiaoli, quickly use your mobile phone to call Bibi's customer service number. I want to cancel the bad reviews and complaints. Quick, quick!" the strong woman urged.
The companion nodded and quickly called Bibi’s customer service number.
Yang Chen smiled and said: "No, no, I can accept bad reviews and complaints from passengers. I never blame passengers who give me bad reviews and complaints. You go down, I still have to take orders."
The strong woman cried anxiously and said: "Boss Yang, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know it was you. If I knew you were Boss Yang, if you gave me ten thousand more courage, I wouldn't dare to say those words. I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
, I will call immediately to withdraw the negative review and complaint.”
"There's no need. You guys get off the car, I really have to leave." Yang Chen said.
The strong woman cried and said: "But if I leave like this, I will feel very sad and I will not be able to sleep at night. I must call the customer service in front of you to cancel the negative review and complaint."
Yang Chen shook his head and said: "No need! You guys get out of the car quickly, there are my bodyguards in the car behind. If you don't get out of the car, they will think that I am in danger, and they will come over and force you out of the car. That will
It doesn’t look good. Be good, be obedient, and get off the car.”
The companion quickly pushed the strong woman out of the car. She didn't want to make Yang Chen angry, not to mention that there were bodyguards following behind.
But the strong woman said: "Xiao Li, get out of the car, I want to apologize to Boss Yang."
The companion was speechless and immediately said: "Xiao Ju, listen to my advice and get out of the car. Do you have to make the bodyguards drive you away to look good?"
"Get out of the car and leave me alone," the strong woman said.
The companion sighed silently and quickly opened the door and got out of the car.
The strong woman immediately said: "Boss Yang, I am really sorry. In order to express my apology, I am willing to work as a nanny for you as compensation. From now on, all your daily life will be left to me. I can't do anything else, so I will definitely be able to help you in this regard."
