Dear guests, last time we wrote, we mentioned that the little demon girl woke up naturally from her sleep and was happily reviewing her text messages with Squidward. The demon mother suddenly barged in without knocking on the door and started nagging the little demon girl.
The girls were arguing. The demon dad saw that "the situation is not good, pee quickly" and ran to the bathroom to hide. The demon mom couldn't get out, so she went to the bathroom door to vent her anger on the demon dad. When the little demon girl finished washing and eating breakfast, she suddenly received
Squidward's phone number.
?The little demon girl was having breakfast when she suddenly received a call from Brother Squidward.
?The little demon didn't pick up the phone, but first looked up at the room of the demon father and the demon mother, and found that the door was still closed. They were probably still comforting each other, so he answered the phone relaxedly.
?Little Demon Girl: "Hey, Mr. Cockroach, what do you mean by calling me so early in the morning?"
?Brother Squidward: "It's still early in the morning? It's almost 12 noon, sister!"
?The little demon girl looked at the clock on the wall, and sure enough, it was less than 10 minutes before 12 o'clock, so she said again: "Oh, it's true! I overslept! I drank too much wine yesterday and fell asleep again
It’s late. What’s wrong? Why are you calling me so early in the morning?”
? Brother Squidward: "It's nothing. I just suddenly saw a message from a friend, saying that now is the best season to travel to Yunnan. Their company has organized a group tour, which will start next Sunday, but there is a couple who can't go because they have something to do. I asked
If you don’t charge me to go or not, I’ll just think of you. Let’s see if you are free and let’s go traveling together.”
?The little demon girl is straightforward and not as frivolous as Squidward, who is engaged in spy work.
?When I heard that such a good place in Yunnan offered free travel, I didn’t think much and said: "Wow, your friend is too kind to you! She can’t be a girlfriend! If so, my good friend will give me a car!"
"
? Brother Squidward smiled and replied: "If you had a girlfriend, I wouldn't dare date you, beauty."
"Don't tell me I haven't been to Yunnan. Lijiang Ancient Town, Dali Erhai Lake, Shangri-La, Meili Snow Mountain, Xishuangbanna, Nujiang Gorge, Lugu Lake, there are so many beautiful places!"
?"To be honest, it seems that I haven't traveled out of the province much since I graduated from college. Most of them are just passing by on business trips. Unlike in college, I go to different places almost every holiday and are hosted by my classmates. Thinking about that
What a happy time!" The little demon girl said with infinite nostalgia.
?"You are so lucky! During the first three years of college, I worked summer jobs here and there to earn tuition for the next semester. It was only at the beginning of my junior year that I started selling phone cards, books and movie tickets in school, and the economy barely recovered.
Get up." Squidward said with a smile.
"That's right. I knew you were poor at that time. You haven't even eaten Kung Pao Chicken or Fish-flavored Shredded Pork, and you haven't even drank beer! I went back and told the people in our dormitory, and they didn't even think about it.
believe!"
"By the way, I seem to remember that you borrowed 200 or 500 yuan from me. I went to the bank with you to withdraw it at that time! Hey, did you pay me back the money later? I'm afraid the interest has been added up until now.
It must be several thousand, haha." The little demon girl said with a smile.
?"I think I paid it back, I remember. At that time, I planned to borrow the money without paying it back and pledge myself to him, but it didn't work out, right?" Brother Squidward deliberately teased the little demon girl.
"Just you? You were so shy and dull at that time, so simple and scary, and so childish that it was ridiculous. You didn't even dare to look at me when you talked to me, and you were blushing and shy. How could you have such evil intentions at that time?! Only a ghost can believe it.
Got it!"
"But to be honest, you have changed a lot!" said the little demon girl.
?"Tell me, what changes have happened to me? Why don't I feel anything at all? If I feel anything, it's a regression." Brother Squidward deliberately pretended to be stupid and pointed at things. This is the most basic principle of spy work.
By belittling oneself to please the little demon girl, he tries to make the little demon girl think that he is extremely smart, knows everything, and talks more about what is on his mind, so that the relationship can be promoted better and faster.
?The little demon girl was very straightforward, so naturally she was not aware of Brother Squidward’s motives. She thought she had guessed Brother Squidward’s thoughts, so she was very pleased with herself and continued to express her self-righteous opinions:
?"The biggest change is that she is no longer as pure and simple as a rural child, but has become glib and speaks very informally. It is said that men who go to the south will learn bad things. It seems that this is true!"
"The other biggest change is that you have become thicker-skinned and bolder. Maybe it's because of the high wages and benefits in the south. It feels like you are no longer the child from the countryside when you were in school!"?
?"What you said is true. I have never summed up the changes in myself. Today, you have seen through it all. It seems that we are really destined!" Brother Squidward continued to fool the little demon girl.
?"Then do you think my change is good or bad?" Brother Squidward deliberately continued to be serious and pretended to be stupid, allowing the little demon girl to express more opinions and insights in order to analyze and understand the little demon girl's heart, habits and thinking.
?This is exactly what it is: A hundred-foot silk thread leads to another courtyard. When I walk to the door, I suddenly see Zhang Lang's face. I want to turn around, but my hairpin trembles for a moment, but there is no one to see me when I get close. It's hard to hold hands for a long time. I'm afraid that people will know, but I fan myself.
Score strong points and fight secretly happily. Don't change your beauty when you return.
?Predict what will happen next, and listen to the explanation next time!