If you want to choose a Spring Festival item that is more suitable for both north and south than dumplings and is suitable for all ages, then mahjong must be the one to choose.
The future father-in-law asked him to play mahjong. Shi Wangyue couldn't refuse, but he had to tell him honestly, "Uncle Ning, you may not believe it, but I really don't know how to play mahjong, not even Landlords."
Director Ning, who was used to people in his circle shouting and playing a few games of mahjong when they had nothing to do, never thought that there were adults who didn't know how to play mahjong. "You've never played mahjong?"
He looked at Shi Wangyue with a shocked expression.
Shi Wangyue smiled sheepishly, "Sorry, I really don't know anything about playing mahjong."
Ming Jinxin watched happily, "No wonder you can get together with Youyou. When we were in our hometown, my father-in-law, mother-in-law, and sister-in-law liked to drag us to play mahjong during the Chinese New Year. You
Do you know why?"
Shi Wangyue understood instantly, and his teasing eyes fell on Ning Youguang, "Maybe it's because she's really bad at mahjong."
Ming Jinxin couldn't stop laughing, "That's right, she only looks at her cards when she's at the table, and dozes off next to her when she's not at the table."
"As long as you are happy." Ning Youguang really couldn't play mahjong well.
She doesn't want to play well either.
"Hey, it doesn't matter if I don't know how to play mahjong when I was young. I just made up the numbers for us. We can learn while playing and it will be natural to play a few games." Ning Yi felt that it would be too boring not to play mahjong during the Chinese New Year.
There were five people in the family, so Ning Yi had to form a team and couldn't tolerate Shi Wangyue's refusal.
He could only laugh and said, "Then I'll fight blindly for a while, and when big brother comes, I'll be the one to deal with it. I hope Aunt Ming and Uncle Ning won't dislike it."
"My family is having fun, what's there to dislike?" Ming Jinxin said with a smile.
Ning Youguang was unhappy, "When eldest brother comes and wants to change, it will be me."
Does Shi Wangyue dare to rob his wife?
Don't dare.
"Okay, when big brother comes later, let him replace you, and you watch me fight."
"Okay, okay, let's get started." Ning Yi was satisfied, and with a wave of his hand, he ordered the workers next to him, "Go and help us set up the mahjong table and mahjong table."
"Okay, sir." The worker immediately went down to arrange it.
Soon, the Ning family's mahjong venue was opened in the living room.
Ning Yi touched the cards and said to Shi Wangyue on the opposite side, "When I was young, it was very simple to get started with playing mahjong. I'll tell you the basic rules and you'll understand. The rest is just whether you play well or not."
"You said it." Shi Wangyue sat upright with an attitude of obediently studying.
"There are several ways to play mahjong. We just play it with four people. Now I throw the dice to determine the banker, which is the person who plays the cards first..."
Shi Wangyue imitated the actions of the players on the court to draw cards, listened to Ning Yi's instructions with his ears, and watched his and Ming Jinxin's playing styles with his eyes. At the same time, his mind was thinking rapidly.
So, progress has been rapid.
"Eat!" Seeing Ming Jinxin hit a four, he shouted calmly.
"Bump!" Seeing Ning Youguang make a red hit, he laid down the card in his hand.
"Bang!"
"Five barrels!"
Not long after, it was on the Ning family’s mahjong table.
Ning Youguang, who was paddling to his heart's content, continued paddling happily, while Ming Jinxin and Ning Yi, who were playing cards seriously, were dumbfounded.
We have only been playing for a long time, and already we have started to draw cards one after another when we were young!
Two card game veterans couldn't believe it.
If a rookie who has just learned the rules of Mahjong plays once, you can say he is lucky. But if he plays several times in succession, it will not be that simple.
As we all know, Mahjong is a probability game that is easy to learn but difficult to master. The more cards you are familiar with, the greater the probability of winning. There are many card combinations that try to pass every card with the highest probability, but in fact the results will be very different.
How long does it take to watch the moon?
Is there an hour?!
The probability of playing the wrong card approaches 0.
"How did you develop your brain so quickly when you were a kid?!"
Ming Jinxin thinks that her brain and poker skills are pretty good.
But after so many years of playing cards, she has never seen anyone learn as quickly and play as well as Shi Wangyue.
Shi Wangyue said modestly, "Aunt Ming, I'm just a little better at arithmetic."
Although Ning Youguang is not good at playing cards, he also knows that whether he can play cards well on the mahjong court depends on a person's understanding of mahjong and mastery of skills, as well as the rules of maximizing the probability of winning cards.
She is not very competitive, but she spends more time paying attention to the children playing cards than Aunt Ming and her father.
Therefore, she saw clearly that every card Shi Wangyue played was carefully calculated.
So, someone standing next to him said proudly, "He is a master of the Mathematical Olympiad."
"You're playing Mathematical Olympiad." Ning Yi touched his head and looked at Ming Jinxin, "There's really no way we can compare."
Ning Yi thinks that his greatest advantage is that he can afford to lose.
But if you can afford to lose, you can afford to lose.
He felt that as a young master, it was really not fun to be pushed to the floor and tortured by his apprentice before he had even finished a few rounds.
Just at this moment, Ming Dynasty came in.
"Oh, my cervical spine." Ning Yi turned to touch his neck, with a painful look on his face.
"What's wrong, dad?" Ning Youguang's eyes turned, and he immediately stood up from the chair and walked behind Ning Yi, "Let me take a look at it for you. Maybe you have another cervical spondylosis problem."
Ning Yi patted his daughter's hand and said, "You can continue playing. I'll go and sit on the sofa for a while."
Ning Youguang said considerately, "Dad, let me show you. If there is a problem with the cervical spine, it can be cured by just leaning on it."
Then, they all looked at Ming Chao, who was changing his shoes, and said, "Ming Chao, come here and play a few games for me. My cervical vertebra is uncomfortable and I can't sit up."
Ning Youguang also said, "Brother, look downstairs to see if Brother Zhao and the others are here. If they are there, let them come to the house to play together. I will help Dad treat his cervical spine. He needs massage and acupuncture."
Ming Jinxin also smiled and looked at the time displayed on the watch on her wrist, and pushed the mahjong in her hand forward, "Mingchao, check to see if Tangtang is here. If so, call him up. I happen to be a little bit
We need to arrange things now, the two of them are here, you escorts are having a good time together, he just learned mahjong this morning, don’t worry, the place will be over as soon as you get interested."
Ming Chao looked at Shi Wangyue, "You just learned it?"
Shi Wangyue smiled and said, "Sorry, I've never played before, so I'm not very good at it."
Ning Yi, who was enjoying her daughter's massage service, immediately muttered, "I always liked to be modest when I was little."
Seeing this, Ming Chao's eyes became a little more interested.
He didn't ask any more questions and took out his cell phone from his pocket to call Zhao Sui.
Zhao Sui, who has been so busy from the year before last to now, is exhausted from eating and drinking every day.
I went home at midnight last night, took a shower, and then got into bed and fell asleep.
After finally catching his breath, he slept until past ten o'clock.
He had just woken up when he received the call from Ming Chao.
I was hungry and didn't want to go out. I was lying on the bed, thinking about where to go for a simple lunch. I received an invitation from Ming Dynasty, and I immediately became interested, "Okay, just wait."
He was happy to go to Ning's house to play mahjong. The upstairs and downstairs were very close.
The most important thing is that the Ning family has a simple population and a good atmosphere for getting along with the family.
When he went there, he could eat, drink, and play, and he didn't have to be drunk or talk nonsense.
Purely happy and cool.
When he heard that Zhou Tang was mentioned in the Ming Dynasty, he said cheerfully, "Zhou Tang is at home. I asked him to come up with me."
"Hurry up." Ming Chao hung up the phone and nodded to Ming Jinxin.
"Then I'm going to arrange meals for everyone. What else do you want to eat besides what's on the menu?" Ming Jinxin asked with a smile.
"No, that's enough." Ning Youguang replied.
Shi Wangyue also said, "Thank you for your hard work, Auntie Ming. It's already been very rich."
On the other hand, Ning Youyu, who was playing games on the side, heard about eating and immediately asked, "I want to eat cake."
Ning Yi looked at his youngest son speechlessly, "There is so much food at home during the Chinese New Year, how can you eat cakes and you are not afraid of getting fat?"
Ning Youyu put down the mortise and tenon blocks he was playing with, stood up, and patted his belly, "Dad, you can't eat cake. You have to restrain your desires, otherwise you will get fat. I can eat it, I'm still a child.
, move more, digest quickly, and won’t gain weight.”
Ning Yi was almost pissed off by him, "Who did you listen to say this?"
"Sister." Ning Youyu said confidently.
Ning Yi glanced at his daughter helplessly, "He will listen to whatever you tell him."
"This is not good." Ning Youguang increased the strength in his hands.
"Hiss..." Ning Yi grinned in pain, "Please be gentle, dad can't bear the pain."
Ning Youguang didn't relax the force of his hand at all, "It's such a cold day to eat seafood and drink wine. We little fishes all know that we don't eat watermelon during the Chinese New Year. I don't care, your cervical vertebra is blocked and you can't push it away. It takes a lot of effort."
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"Yes!" Ning Youyu stood aside and said seriously, "My sister said I can't eat watermelon, so I just don't eat it. I won't eat it even if others ask me to."
This comparison is so embarrassing.
Ning Yishen's face turned red, and he puffed up his face and said to Ning Youguang, "Give me the acupuncture, don't waste your strength."
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Downstairs, Zhao Sui took off the quilt and called Zhou Tang from his side——
"Are you up? Go upstairs and play mahjong. Tomorrow is coming."
Zhou Tang got up early today and was drinking coffee at home and reading the script. "I'm not going, I'm going to film a movie tomorrow."
Zhao Sui smiled and said, "You really don't want to go? My sister is here too, as well as her family."
Zhou Tang paused while turning over the script, "There are enough people..."
His deep voice had a slight hesitation at the end.
What else doesn’t Zhao Sui understand?
He continued, "I heard that she just learned mahjong from Director Ning this morning when she was a child, and she is not very good at it, so her mother asked us to go up and practice with her tomorrow. Don't you always say that we torture you, knowing that you are not good at it?
Aren’t you allowed to let me? This most delicious thing is delivered to your door today, you really don’t want to go up and practice together?!”
"When are you going up?" Zhou Tang closed the script in his hand.
"I'll wash my face and brush my teeth in five minutes. Give me ten minutes." Zhao Sui smiled particularly cheerfully.
"Okay, I'll leave in ten minutes." Zhou Tang drank the black coffee in the cup and stood up.1314
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