It wasn't until half an hour passed that Ergou realized that he was still not dead, and stood up from the ground with an uneasy heart.
"I...I'm not dead."
It touched all over its body and found no discomfort at all.
Li Tian looked at it with a half-smile, "Why, do you really want to die? Stinky shit."
Ergou reacted immediately and pointed at Li Tian angrily, "Holy shit! It's you!"
Now it completely understood that the man in black who threatened to poison it was Li Tian pretending to be him, and it didn't even know it was being tricked.
Li Tian folded his hands in front of his chest, looking like he was watching a good show, and said with a smile, "A man was born between heaven and earth, how can he live in depression for a long time? I don't see that you, a silly dog, can talk a lot, so why don't you act like this?"
, I still can’t find out how rebellious you are.”
"You want me to die tonight?"
Ergou was immediately frightened, and his smile was uglier than crying. "Brother Tian, please listen to my quibbles, ah, no, listen to my explanation. I did it as a temporary measure to inform you when I came back."
"Really?" Li Tian raised the corner of his mouth, "You didn't take any less of the packet of medicine I gave you, right? You wish I'd die right away?"
Ergou felt a chill go down his spine when he heard this. Indeed, he was afraid that Li Tian would not die quickly enough, so he even put the paper containing the medicine into the chicken soup and rinsed it, but it was impossible for him to admit it.
"Brother Tian, what are you talking about? I didn't take the medicine you gave me at all. How could I possibly poison you? My second son is very loyal to you, Brother Tian. My loyalty can be learned from heaven and earth!"
Li Tian believed it, "Okay, I feel your loyalty. Don't worry, the one I gave you is not poison, it's just a laxative. It's best if you don't put it in, otherwise the amount of that pack will be enough for you to have a bowel movement."
Damn it, it’s nothing. The most poisonous thing is the paper wrapped in the powdered medicine. If you accidentally touch it with water, chicken soup, etc., then... tsk tsk tsk, you really didn’t put it away, did you?"
Ergou's expression changed drastically, hey! You're a despicable villain!
It knew that Li Tian definitely did it on purpose, so it just poured all the chicken soup into its mouth.
"Hahaha, of course I didn't let it go. How could I do that?" But as he spoke, he felt guilty again.
Soon, its stomach began to churn, and the effect of the laxative soon took effect, and it covered its buttocks.
"Ouch~ Ouch~ I can't do it anymore, I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep first! Goodbye!"
The two dogs turned their heads and disappeared in a flash.
Li Tian just chuckled at this. He didn't have to prank Ergou. He really had to be on guard. Otherwise, he didn't know when the old thief would be shocked and use Ergou as a breakthrough point to drug him.
Okay, let’s give Ergou a heads up first.
The two dogs ran out of the monastery and ran fast, puffing air from their buttocks from time to time to increase their speed.
Really unable to hold it in any longer, the two dogs squatted down and started pulling, causing a crackling sound.
It was almost done, so it raised its buttocks and prepared to walk back. Before it had taken two steps, it felt it again and continued to pull. In just one hour, it ran back and forth more than a dozen times. Ergou felt that his intestines
I almost pulled it out, my eyes almost turned white, but my stomach was still churning.
"Old dog Li Tian, you must die a good death!!!"
However, Ergoula was so carried away that he had no idea that the danger was coming. Not far away from him, three people appeared. If Li Tian were there, he would have recognized at a glance that the clothes the three of them were wearing were from Tianyi.
"Holy girl, Li Tian, who the Holy Master ordered to be arrested, is in the Beast Monastery, but Xu Changqing from the Beast Monastery is inside. He is a strong man in the mountain-moving realm. It's not easy for us to break in." One of the three said to him.
The leader, Shang Guan, said.
Shangguan didn't know what he was thinking, and suddenly smiled charmingly, "If you don't want to break in, I'll find a way to lure them out. In addition to that Li Tian, I also want Ling Yunzhi, and I'll find a way to arrest him too."
Hearing this, the two of them immediately looked at each other with troubled expressions on their faces: "Holy girl, this is not easy to handle. Before leaving, the Holy Son made an explanation. He must deal with Ling Yunzhi personally, so that we don't do anything to him."
Shangguan's face suddenly turned ugly, "Holy Son? That guy has only been here two days and he has made you so obedient? You just do as I say. I will support you when you go back. What do you have to worry about?"
What the two of them were waiting for was Shang Guan's words. After all, it was Shang Guan who was going out with them this time. All they had to do was follow her orders. "Understood."
As they walked, the three of them suddenly stopped and saw the two dogs running wildly not far away. Along with a smell of rancidity, the three of them frowned.
"Holy girl, look, there seems to be a beast in front of you. Could it be from the beast academy? Do you want to capture it and ask?"
The two of them were eager to give it a try. This was a rare opportunity and they were just waiting for the official's order.
A smile couldn't help but appear on Shangguan's lips. He couldn't find anything after wearing iron shoes, and it took no effort to get it. If he caught the beasts from the beast monastery, he wouldn't be afraid that he wouldn't be able to lure Li and Tian.
"Go ahead and make less noise."
Hearing this, the two men quietly walked toward the two dogs.
The uninformed Ergou was still cursing Li Tian, "Old Gou Li! You deserve to die! Oh~ I've killed Master Gou, Master Gou is going to mix his feces into the rice for you to eat!"
The two approached, looked at each other, and started to move at the same time. One grabbed the front hooves and the other grabbed the hind legs. Without giving the two dogs any chance to resist, they grabbed hold and ran in the direction of Shangguan.
Ergou was caught in a daze.
The two of them felt something hot flowing on their bodies, but they didn't pay much attention to it because it was dark. "Holy girl, we've captured it, but this cultivator is unusually quiet and doesn't even resist."
Ergou immediately became furious, "Still pretending! It's almost done! I actually called someone to help this time!"
It subconsciously thought that Li Tian was teasing it again.
Shangguan slowly moved forward, accompanied by the clear ringing of bells on her ankles. She looked at Ergou and smiled and said, "Are you a beast cultivator from the beast cultivator? Do you know Li Tian and Ling Yunzhi?"
Ergou sneered, "Okay, since I want to pretend, then I'll act with you to the fullest!"
"You bunch of bastards, don't expect to know anything about them from Master Gou! What you, Master Gou, and I talk about when I come out are just the same word! Kill me if you can!"
The two people from Tianyi, including Shangguan, were stunned. This cultivator has such a strong temperament. Would he rather die than surrender?
The two asked Shangguan, "Holy girl, what should we do?"
Shangguan also didn't know what to do with Ergou for a while.
"Saint?" Ergou heard this unfamiliar word and couldn't help but look at Shangguan. Those strange golden vertical pupils glowed in the dark night, and he recognized Shangguan at once.
Suddenly Ergou trembled, "Holy shit! Female ghost!" Ergou remembered that Shangguan was the female ghost he met in Hengxi Village a year ago, and immediately exclaimed, but he regretted it as soon as he shouted.
When Shangguan heard this title, she didn't feel a trace of surprise. She looked at Ergou again. It wasn't until she saw its golden vertical pupils that she recalled that night a year ago.
It is true that Ergou has changed so much this year, and his size has increased so many times that she did not recognize him immediately.
"So it's you. Are you the puppy that followed Ling Yunzhi to Hengxi Village a year ago?"
Ergou immediately started to tremble and quickly denied, "No, you got the wrong dog!"
This time it finally knew that it was not Li Tian who deliberately messed with it, but that it was really caught by Tianyi's people! The confidence it had just evaporated immediately, and it couldn't hold it back for a while, and sprayed feces onto the hands of the two people who caught it.
Shangguan frowned and pinched his nose, "What does it smell like?"
Ergou didn't dare to answer and quickly begged, "Three heroes, you caught the wrong dog. Let me go. I'm still a child!"
Shangguan sneered, "Weren't you very loyal just now? Are you afraid of death now?"
Ergou immediately distanced himself from the relationship, "Loyalty? What kind of loyalty? What I focus on is the opposite word! Every wrong has its own owner, every debt has its owner. You and Li Tian and the others have a grudge and go to them. I'm not familiar with them."
Seeing that the two dogs were frightened, the two people from Tian Yiyi raised their lips slightly and said, "Holy girl, it seems that this dog is of no use anymore. How about I kill it?"
Ergou was so frightened that he struggled and spat out shit again. "No, no, no, no, no, hero! Hero! I'm valuable! I'll tell you everything you want to know, don't kill me!"
The two of them turned to look at Shangguan, as if letting her make up her mind.
Shangguan pinched his nose again because of the smell, then took out a bottle of elixir from his arms and threw it to the two of them.
"Give it to eat."
Ergou almost cried, "Wow~ let me go, I can help you deceive them, and I can also help you poison them. I have a grudge against them, we are on the same team!"
Regardless of what the two dogs said, the two fed the elixir to it.
Seeing this, Shang Guan smiled, but in Ergou's eyes, the smile was no different from that of a devil. It didn't know what the bottle of elixir was.
"Do you know what the elixir I just gave you is? That elixir is called Broken Heart, and it is made from more than a dozen highly toxic poisons. If you don't take the antidote within two hours, your body will
It will start to rot, and within a moment, your body will still be intact, but it will turn into a puddle of water. Isn’t that fun?”
Ergou was completely devastated and cried loudly, "Wow~ It's not fun. I don't want to die. Heroine, I will abandon the dark side and join the light. I will be your most loyal dog from now on. Please give me the antidote."
Shangguan waved his hand with satisfaction, "Let it go."
After hearing this, the two men stopped grabbing the two dogs and threw them to the ground.
Shangguan looked at Ergou with an evil smile and continued, "If you want to live, just do as I say."
Ergou went up and hugged her thighs, with runny noses and tears, "You give me your orders, Heroine, and I will do whatever you say."
Shang Guan continued, "Go to the Beast Cultivation Academy and bring Li Tian and Ling Yunzhi out. Don't attract the attention of Xu Changqing. Remember, it's not enough for either of them, otherwise you will just wait to turn into a puddle of water."
Ergou wiped away his tears and let go of Shang Guan's thigh. "I promise to complete the task! Well... do you want me to drug them?" It was eager to show itself and wanted the other party to feel compassion.
Shangguan chuckled and said confidently, "Do you need medicine to deal with the two of them? This time we have two people who are at the seventh level of the Dan Palace Realm. Last time, Ling Yunzhi escaped because he was lucky, but this time he won't
You will be so lucky."
Ergou was stunned for a moment, just two people at the seventh level of the Dan Palace Realm? It rolled its eyes and didn't know what it was thinking.
When Shangguan saw that the two dogs were motionless, he was immediately displeased and said, "Why are you still standing there? Why don't you go quickly!"
Upon seeing this, Ergou immediately nodded and bowed, "Okay, the little one will go right away."
Then it ignored its noisy stomach, turned around and ran desperately towards the beast monastery. Two hours was the countdown to its life, so it had to race against time!
After the two dogs left, Tian and Yiyi approached Shangguan and asked, "Holy girl, is this dog reliable? Will it attract Xu Changqing?"
But Shangguan just smiled disdainfully and said, "Never underestimate a person's desire to live. In order to survive, he can do anything, especially people who are originally afraid of death."
As soon as she finished speaking, she immediately took two steps back, frowned and pinched her nose, "You two, stay away from me, why do you smell so bad!"
At this time, the two of them came back to their senses and quickly checked the clothes. Finally, they found that they were all very thin, and they almost cried out in disgust.
"That dog pooped, damn it, it's so disgusting, I'm going to kill it later!"
Hearing this, Shangguan immediately hid further, with disdain that could not be concealed in her eyes. She raised her hand and waved the air in front of her nose and said, "Stay away from me, it's disgusting."
