Chapter 286 You, a big-eyed brow, also betrayed the revolution?
December 13, Sunday.
The warm winter sun falls into the house, making the quilt warm.
Last night, with the help of Fairy Ibrahimovic, Teacher Lu quickly fell asleep.
I have to say that ‘yawning’ is really good news for insomniacs.
The room is filled with the fragrance of green onions, which makes people hungry.
"No wonder I dreamed about scallion pancakes last night."
Lu Ye looked strange.
"Speaking of which...this guy is probably still sleeping, right?"
As a gangster, there is no reason to get up earlier than Teacher Lu.
Like Gengar, he sneaks out to train every night because he is not afraid of sudden death.
As for Fengsu Dog, he was blessed by Emperor Yan... and he was very energetic.
Not to mention Squirtle, you can see him doing push-ups at home every day.
Except for Togepi who occasionally comes back and takes a nap in his eggshell.
Fairy Ibrahimovic would get into bed every time, making Teacher Lu's arms numb from the pillow.
but.
Because they are very cute.
This little trouble is nothing!
"Let me know, what on earth is Cong Youbing doing?"
Lu Ye stood up happily and walked towards the living room.
I hope I can carry forward the spirit of the bastard...and pass it on to other elves.
Let the little ones be a little lazy too.
After all, Teacher Lu feels a little distressed for working so hard all the time.
In the living room, the aroma of green onions becomes stronger and stronger.
Lu Ye planned to order takeout of scallion pancakes for breakfast later, along with a bowl of soy milk.
Just as he was thinking about it, Lu Ye walked to the living room and was suddenly stunned.
"Quack!"
The sun shines in, making the snow-white hair refract golden light.
The green onion soldiers had sharp eyes, sweating profusely, and kept repeating the action of "waving green onions".
Lu Ye rubbed his eyes.
After confirming that this was the Onion Ranger that I captured yesterday.
Lu Ye whispered unconfidently:
"The world line has changed?"
Wasn’t it a top laner that I conquered yesterday?
Why did we become TheShy when we got together this morning?
After taking a closer look, I confirmed that Cong Youbing was "training moves".
A familiar feeling of tiredness surged into Teacher Lu's heart.
"Calm down, calm down."
Lu Ye wiped his cold sweat.
"Maybe, it's just trying to see if green onions fit in my hand!"
As a proud paladin, it is reasonable to maintain your lance every day, right?
The living room at home has a very strong academic atmosphere.
"Kou Jie!" Gengar was wearing his knowledge glasses and holding a whiteboard, teaching Togepi.
"Beep~" Togepi nodded from time to time while holding a large bottle of Coke that was taller than him.
"Squirrel!" Squirtle, who was also doing push-ups, suddenly called out to Cong Youbing.
"Quack!"
Cong Youbing walked towards Squirtle with small, steady steps, "bia ji bia ji".
With just a glance, Cong Youbing noticed several irregularities in his movements.
"Quack!" Onion Youbing shook his head and tapped the green onion a few times in the air.
Onion Ranger used "Guidance"!
[Guide: Except for the user, the attack of the entire team will be increased by 1 level, and the defense of the entire team will be increased by 1 level.]
Squirtle's attack and defense have been improved!
"Squirrel!" Squirtle's eyes lit up and he looked at Cong Youbing with admiration.
Too strong, Teacher Cong!
Lu Ye's mouth twitched.
What's this?
Onion Ranger, can you guide Squirtle?!
This is really the bastard elf I worked so hard to find yesterday!
"Quack!" Cong Youbing showed a 'teachable' expression.
Stepping on the duck's paw, I went back to continue waving green onions.
There can't be any carelessness...
After training all night, Cong Youbing had dark circles under his eyes, but his eyes became sharper.
If you don’t train quickly, you might really be treated as a side dish!
Lu Ye looked complicated.
Open the move list in the illustration.
The "shooting" that Cong Youbing realized in one night was so dazzling.
Teacher Lu's mood was just like the flight that had just taken off.
It hadn't even been a night when the plane suddenly crashed.
"No reason, no reason..."
Lu Ye murmured:
"The gangster plus the gangster, this should be double the happiness, how could it become like this..."
"Quack!"
As if hearing the noise, Cong Youbing raised his head and looked at Lu Ye.
Despite being fooled.
But this trainer is indeed very suitable for it.
Life is not easy, Yaya sighed.
That’s all, as a bastard, I’ll just put in a little effort!
Teacher Lu saw sincerity in Cong Youbing's eyes.
But it was this sincerity that made Teacher Lu's breath hitch.
Unexpectedly.
You thick-browed green onion soldier.
Betrayed the revolution too!?
…
That's it.
Teacher Lu could only sigh.
Until the meal started, Lu Ye still looked like he was thinking hard.
You're such a good bastard, why did you suddenly get so horny?
Co-authorship is not the laziness of Onion Rangers, which is contagious to other elves.
Was it the backstabbing of other elves that infected the Onion Rangers?
Teacher Lu’s mood was complicated.
As for Onion Youbing, he wanted to be lazy a little bit.
On second thought, I might not even be able to defeat Togepi.
If you don’t work hard, you won’t even have the chance to be a gangster!
"Quack!" Cong Youbing's eyes flashed, and he continued today's "Tower Last Strike Training".
Bathed in the sunshine, the green onion soldiers waved their long poles of green onions.
This picture contrasts well with Gengar teaching next to him and Squirtle doing push-ups.
World famous painting: "Teacher Lu is training".
Teacher Lu looked up at the sky.
Tears accidentally rolled down the corners of my mouth.
Unexpectedly, it is a small magic breeding house.
How could we raise two crouching dragon and phoenix chicks like you at the same time?
It's me who has no foresight!
…
After calming down.
Teacher Lu's mood gradually stabilized.
In the afternoon, Lu Ye opened the live broadcast room and conducted a routine live broadcast.
Water friends all inquired:
"Why doesn't the anchor speak?"
"Teacher Lu is autistic?"
"Hiss! This directly kills the opponent!"
Teacher Lu, who was in a depressed mood, could not find any flaws in his command and timing.
The methods are extremely cruel.
at last.
Except Cattleya blew up another host.
"Oh my god!" Mr. Ma Shide from Kai Island is one step away from his dream of being number one in the world.
…
Friends in the chat group also learned about Teacher Lu’s subjugation of Cong Youbing.
"Onion Rangers who have completed their evolution in the wild." Xiaolan, the person who evolved, sighed: "It must have gone through countless battles to achieve the probability of hitting the vital point three times."
"Maybe, there is also a factor of luck?" Xiao Huang, the son of luck in Viridian Forest, thought for a while and said.
"Teacher Lu never throws dice." Nazi commented coldly.
Ajin: "Eh? What do you mean?"
"It means." Li Jia explained: "Teacher Lu never believes in probability."
Teacher Lu: This is too heartbreaking. (Togepi bursts into tears·jpg)
Aunt Kona held her chin and pursed her lips: "Although it is very cute, but what should I do if I just want to see this little thing cry?"
"The Internet is not a place outside the law." Yulongdu, the messenger of justice, commented coldly.
"I think Onion Youbing is very handsome~~"
Xiao Huang glanced at the chat history again.
Clicking on the picture sent by Teacher Lu, you can see a green soldier with thick eyebrows and big eyes, who is very heroic.
"With it, it will be much easier for Teacher Lu to prepare for the P1 fighting competition!"
Xiaogang looked strange.
Although they are all fighting elves...
But send onion soldiers to the scene.
Is there really no problem with using long weapons to fight with bare hands?
Suddenly, Xiaogang had an epiphany.
"This is... Teacher Lu's style!"
Handsome is handsome.
Teacher Lu sighed.
It looks more handsome when it looks like a gangster...
There is still some time left before the P1 Fighting Competition.
During this period, we can just deal with the company's game business.
As for preparing for war--
"Otherwise... let Onion Rangers really come on stage?"
Lu Ye fell into deep thought.
"Although he is working hard now, he only needs to be defeated once or twice on the field."
"You should be able to return to your bastard state...right?"
With this in mind, Lu Ye cast his gaze towards Cong Youbing, who was not far away.
"Quack!"
Onion Ranger took a breath and put down the green onions and shield in his hands.
Looking around, the other elves were still training, which made Cong Youbing look complicated.