"These three questions are very simple, but you must give the correct answer within three seconds."
Jiang Yang: "No problem, I'm ready, just ask."
"The first question is, if the bicycle goes east, which way will the smoke blow?"
A smile appeared at the corner of Jiang Yang's mouth, haha, what did you think was the problem?
Brainteaser, right?
"No smoke."
Jiang Yang replied calmly.
The middle-aged man glanced at Jiang Yang in surprise: "Not bad, his mind works very fast."
Jiang Yang chuckled, "Then continue."
"Please listen to the question."
"There are seven monkeys riding on the tree and one monkey on the ground. How many monkeys are there in total?"
Jiang Yang smiled.
And quickly replied: "It is both eight monkeys and nine monkeys."
"Why do you say that?" The middle-aged man frowned.
Jiang Yang: "A monkey is pregnant."
"Well, it seems that you are indeed smarter than those guys who came before."
The middle-aged man said and turned to look at a display window in the corner. Jiang Yang looked along.
I found several dried corpses inside, which looked particularly horrifying through the blurred glass windows.
"Last question."
"If you answer correctly, I will sell you something."
"Please listen to the question, a woman and two..."
"Question about your sister!"
But before the middle-aged man finished speaking, he was suddenly interrupted by a voice.
"I asked you to look after the store for me, but you're such a bitch and you're so playful."
Looking for the voice, Jiang Yang turned around and found that it was the old man in slippers and shorts who was using the toilet outside before.
"Dad, I...I'm just playing with him. He likes to play with me. If you don't believe me, ask him."
When the middle-aged man saw the old man, he suddenly seemed to have changed. His tone and appearance were extremely childish.
They are completely different from before.
The old man looked at Jiang Yang and said, "Do you like playing with him?"
Jiang Yang: "Old man, it's like this. Your son said that as long as I answer three questions correctly, he will sell me things."
"Haha, three questions?"
"I see you are quite smart, but I didn't expect you to be so brainless."
"My son is a psychopath, can't you see that?
The old man's words made Jiang Yang burst into laughter.
Neuropathy?
No way.
I actually spent a long time talking to a psychopath!!!
Your sister!
"Alas...my son used to be a TV host, but because of a woman, he became what he is now."
"When he meets strangers, he usually plays answering games with them."
"Whether you get the answer right or wrong, it will never end."
"Do you still want to play with him?"
Jiang Yang quickly shook his head: "I won't play anymore. I won't play anymore."
After the old man drove his son into a room at the back, he said to Jiang Yang in a cold tone: "Aren't you leaving yet? Are you waiting to make bacon?"
"Boss, I just bought a few things and left, don't do this."
"Did you see the empty spot in that window? If you say any more nonsense, your head will be hung in it!"
Jiang Yang frowned.
No wonder Po Meng said that this boss is not easy to talk to.
This is not only difficult to talk to, it’s almost like meeting an enemy!
With this business attitude, every customer who comes here is a sign of their ancestors’ good deeds!
Jiang Yang tried his best to control his emotions and was about to speak.
Suddenly an old woman with a scar on her face came over fiercely.
"Old man, are you still in business?"
“I read beauty magazines all day long!”
Then.
He picked up a knife on the table and stabbed the boss directly in the neck.
Jiang Yang was startled.
Damn it!
Was it so exciting when it came out?
Are you sure they are an old couple?
"I'm really sorry. I'm the boss lady here. You can call me Aunt Mei."
"This old immortal thing can't speak, so it scares away many customers."
"Tell me, what do you want to buy?"
The landlady looks to be in her sixties, has a kind face, and a friendly tone of voice.
Of course, if there hadn't been that knife just now.
Jiang Yang will think that she is a human being and a normal person.
"Uh, I want to buy...~"
Just as Jiang Yang was about to speak, the boss who was lying on the ground suddenly stood up and pulled out the knife from his neck.
Then.
The knife was stabbed through the back of the boss's wife!
However, the landlady was unmoved and even kept that bright smile on her face.
"You bitch, are you rebelling?" the boss cursed.
The landlady turned around, picked up the boss and walked to the back room.
"Young man, please wait a moment. I'll take care of some things and I'll be out right away!"
Then, he grabbed an ax from under the front desk and walked into the house.
soon.
There were sounds of fierce fighting in the room, and some sounds of body tearing, which made people's hair stand on end.
About five minutes.
The landlady came out, covered in blood, but still polite: "I'm sorry for keeping you waiting."
"I just let the old guy know who is the head of the family!"
"Facts have proven that reasoning is useless!"
"..."
The corner of Jiang Yang's mouth twitched slightly, and he agreed: "That makes sense, and I agree very much."
"Okay, tell me what you want to buy."
Jiang Yang hurriedly handed over the note.
The landlady looked at it for a few times, her face wrinkled slightly.
Showing a hint of embarrassment.
"Any questions?"
Jiang Yang paid attention to the face of the landlady and asked.
"With all due respect, you are a big living person, what do you want with these things?"
The landlady handed the note back and asked.
"Can you tell me where you are from?"
Jiang Yang's heart sank and he replied: "I come from the Eastern Tang Dynasty."
The landlady smiled and said: "Oh, really, I heard that the road is not peaceful. If you come here to buy ingredients, it is no different from being sentenced to death."
"What do you mean?" Jiang Yang was stunned.
The landlady said calmly: "You should know the situation in this town, even if I give you these ingredients."
"You can't take a living person back with you. You don't know if these ingredients are put together with living people."
"The smell produced is enough to make all the evil spirits and some special aliens in the town move."
The landlady sat down and poured a glass of water: "In other words, if you take these ingredients together, you will soon become a meal for evil spirits."
After hearing what the landlady said, Jiang Yang looked shocked.
Depend on!
Unexpectedly, Ghost King Da would still have such thoughts.
The evil spirits in the town, including some special aliens...
Thinking about it, Jiang Yang couldn't help but clenched his fist.
The other party is really old and cunning.
"So, young man, you'd better take care of yourself and leave as soon as you have nothing to do."
"No, I won't leave."
Jiang Yang didn't even think about it: "Aunt Mei, please sell me the ingredients. I can pay you some more ghost coins."
"Here is one hundred thousand, and I will add another fifty thousand. What do you think?"
Aunt Mei, the proprietress, looked at Jiang Yang carefully for a while.
He said: "Originally, this thing cannot be bought with ghost coins."
"However, I think you are quite a nice person, so I can make an exception."
"This kind of food will produce a special smell when placed together with living people, but there is a way to make the smell disappear." This chapter has been completed!
