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Two minutes later, my uncle had already made two phone calls, which showed that his uncle Li Shulun was also a scheming person. When he came to the dining room to eat, his aunt Zhi Lingying smiled and said to him: "Old Li! You are lying.
His tricks are becoming more and more refined."
"Why? I have never deceived them. But you, when you were thinking about your grandchildren, you always found excuses to trick them back. Later, they had no other choice, so they were forced to send their grandchildren to us to take care of them.
, am I right?"
"How can you see it? It only took two minutes for you to finish the phone call, which shows that you lie without taking a breath, just because you have never lied to children before. Once you lie to them, it will be a lie."
If you lie to a sure person, you will never go short.
In addition, you won’t forget, right? In the past, when I went to my children’s home to help take care of my grandson, you often lied to me to come back. You told many lies, and the reasons were one after another, and basically there was no repetition.
I really admire you."
"Then...don't they miss you? Once you leave, you won't come back for a long time. Of course I have to think of some way to get you back. And...besides, I just want you to be relieved for a few days so that you can relax.
, so that you don’t have to work hard to take care of your grandson every day.”
"Tch! Just make it up and let me relax for a few days. Look at how hard it is for me to take care of my grandson. Huh! Don't I stop working when I come back? You can tell these things, don't hide your little thoughts.
It's a secret, you and I both understand each other."
"I...I...that's because I miss you, I miss my wife, and I want someone to cook for me. That's okay, right? Is it wrong to want to hug my wife? Really, you have to force me to say it. Now in your heart
Are you satisfied?" Li Shulun shouted unconvinced.
"Lao Li, you...you are a disrespectful old man. Aren't you ashamed to say that Xiao Qi is still here? You said it so blatantly. You are really...a shameless old man.
"Auntie's face turned red due to uncle's words.
"That's the truth you forced me to tell, hehe! Have you forgotten? As the saying goes: After a long separation, it's like a newlywed, hahaha! Uncle Li Shulun, when he saw his wife being embarrassed by his words, his face turned red with embarrassment.
He started laughing and talking proudly."
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, I'm so old." After my aunt finished scolding her in a low voice, she stopped talking to my uncle and just ate the food on the table quickly. The demeanor and speed of eating were completely like that of a young person.
This was also done to prevent my uncle from playing around again.
Regarding the play between uncle and aunt, Zhi Lingqi could only laugh secretly in his heart, but could not interrupt. Naturally, he kept chewing the food in front of him. At this time, only three people were left eating in the dining room.
The sound makes time pass quickly.
The aunt and uncle stopped bickering and ate quietly for ten minutes. The three of them finished their lunch after being hungry for a day. Zhi Lingqi took his uncle Li Shulun to the living room and prepared to start regulating his uncle's body functions.
Left in the dining room.
After her husband and nephew left the dining room, her aunt quickly closed the door to the dining room. She didn't want to smell the stench of dirt excreted from her body again. The smell of her body's excretions before came to her.
I haven't forgotten everything yet.
If I let myself smell it again, it would cost me my life, so my aunt quickly closed the door, started to clear the dining table, and wash the dishes, not wanting to pay attention to the affairs of the two people in the living room, since she had already finished it.
Regulating body functions.
Speaking of which, after Lingqi and his uncle Li Shulun entered the living room, they didn't delay at all. They directly asked his uncle to lie down on the sofa, and then took medicine for physical conditioning. With the previous treatment experience for his aunt, it was really easy to do it again now.
.
However, Zhi Lingqi did not relax because of the experience, but concentrated more on the operation. This is also because there was no interruption from his uncle asking questions before. He did not have to answer questions and could naturally concentrate on doing things.
.
The same procedure, the same drug control, the same four rounds of drug flushing. When all procedures were completed, uncle Li Shulun's body functions also returned to the age of twenty-eight, but his face was as agreed upon at the age of sixty-two.
Regulated.
When Zhi Lingqi withdrew the spiritual energy from his uncle's body and unlocked the seal of his sea of consciousness, his uncle Li Shulun quickly woke up and rushed into the bathroom to wash away the dirt discharged from the body.
But he can't rest just yet.
He had to stay and deal with the unpleasant smell, and the cleaning had to be thorough this time, because by tonight, his cousin and cousin would be rushing back from Chengdu, and it was only noon now, and he still had to be there
Stay in this living room for several hours.
If you don't clean up the odor, you will feel very uncomfortable. Besides, when your cousin and cousin come back and smell the odor in the house, they will have to explain themselves, so Zhilingqi uses the dual spiritual power of water and fire to clean the air.
Several rounds of burning and cleaning.
In addition, my uncle originally called his cousin at noon yesterday. They should have rushed back last night, but they did not rush back until another day later. It seemed a little careless. In fact, this
It is also a very normal thing.
It was all because cousin Li Ting and cousin Li Jian, after receiving the call from their father, although they were a little anxious at the time, in order to confirm the authenticity of the facts, the two siblings contacted each other and called their mother.
Call to verify the accuracy of the facts.
When Zhi Lingqi's aunt received a call from two children asking about her injury, Zhi Lingying told them: "It's okay. You don't have to worry. Hey! Hey! I'm not seriously injured. I can't invite you...please
If it’s not vacation, um...hum! There’s no need to come back.”
When Zhi Lingying answered their call, she deliberately pretended to be out of breath, as if she was enduring something, but she repeatedly emphasized that she didn't have to come back if she couldn't ask for leave, so Li Ting and Li Jian decided after discussing it that they would wait until they asked for leave.
Later, the two of them rushed back together.
After the two siblings and their respective spouses had applied for leave, the time would naturally not be so timely. Therefore, the four of them responded to the call and said that they would not drive back to their parents' residence together until tonight.
Visiting his injured mother.
After uncle Li Shulun took a shower and changed clothes, he returned to the living room from the bathroom. Aunt Zhi Lingying, who heard what was going on outside in the kitchen, also came to the living room from the kitchen. She knew that there should be no one in the living room at this time.
That bad smell.
She also vaguely knew that this was all the work of her nephew Zhi Lingqi, and it should be the result of Zhi Lingqi casting some spell. Otherwise, if the smell in the living room dissipated on its own, it would probably be
It will take several days.
After the three of them came to the living room one after another, while chatting together, Zhi Lingqi followed his previous promise to his uncle and aunt and began to explain some simple and easy-to-learn physical exercises to his aunt and uncle based on his own cultivation experience.
Exercise method.
These methods were temporary fitness methods that Zhi Lingqi came up with based on their current physical conditions in the past two days. After listening to the explanation, the two people immediately started practicing in the living room. Zhi Lingqi also provided corrections and guidance on the spot.
, making this method more reasonable.
Just before the normal staff get off work time in the evening, her aunt Zhi Lingying was about to enter the kitchen and wanted to cook dinner for Zhi Lingqi and her son and daughter, who were about to return. However, she was stopped by Zhi Lingqi, who once again left the kitchen. Take out the food next to the sofa.
This was taken out by Zhi Lingqi from his wish-fulfilling ring when his uncle and aunt were not in the living room just now, and he had already placed it in the living room. These were all purchased in Guangyuan that night, and the types and quantities were taken out.
It's enough to feed ten people for three days.
"Xiao Qi, you bought so many delicacies, aren't you afraid of them getting spoiled? What a pity it would be if they got spoiled! Besides, isn't there anything to eat at my aunt's house? Where is the need for you to come?
If you buy it, aren't you slapping us in the face?"
"Aunt, these are vacuum-packed, and it's the middle of winter, so they won't break easily. I calculated when I bought them that at least four people from my cousin's family would have to come back, plus the three of us.
, how can we have enough to eat if we sell less?
If calculated only on a per-capita basis, these foods would naturally appear to be a bit too much, but if you have all adjusted your body functions, then the food intake cannot be calculated based on the food intake of the elderly, but must be calculated based on the food intake of young adults.
OK!
Aunt, think back to yesterday’s noon and compare your food intake with your uncle’s. I’m not laughing at you. You ate more than twice as much food as your uncle who didn’t undergo physical conditioning at that time. And you don’t need me at noon today.
Say no more, right?
After this meal, how much did you and your uncle eat? You know it well. If you start tomorrow and finish preparing the bodies of your cousin and his wife one after another, how much can you eat? Now you
Do you still think there are too many of these?”
"Haha! I didn't think about these problems. Now it seems that they are not too much. However, I will get tired of eating these things all the time. I'd better go to the vegetable market to buy some fresh vegetables. It's time to get off work now.
The peak period for vegetable sales.
If you don't buy it now, you have to wait until the morning peak of the vegetable market tomorrow morning. You and your uncle will stay at home, and I will buy some and then come back." After saying that, my aunt was about to leave and go to the vegetable market.