"What a bullshit army! A group of cats and dogs formed a group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals, you also have to follow the rules!"
The adjutant said "Whoosh!" and drew his sword directly!
But he didn't expect that the sword in the guarding soldier's hand was faster than the adjutant's sword.
Soon enough, as soon as Solotu's adjutant drew his sword, the sword of the Black Wind Village soldiers was already on his throat!
Seal the throat with one sword!!
The adjutant's movements stopped abruptly!
The guard general said: "If you take another step forward, don't blame me for having no eyes in my long sword!"
The atmosphere instantly reached a fever pitch.
Solotu and his ilk are bureaucracy and are used to being pampered. They are arrogant and bossy wherever they go.
Now when they arrived at Heifeng Village, they still wanted to copy the same old pomp and ceremony, but they didn't expect that the people in Heifeng Village would not accept this at all!
The guarding officer put away his sword: "There is no joke in the army. There is no rule without rules. Please forgive me, General Suo! If you want to force your way in, don't blame us for being rude! You big guys, it's best not to let us do it."
It’s a small embarrassment…”
The atmosphere was stalemate and extremely embarrassing!
After about ten breaths!
"Hahaha, hahaha..."
Solotu raised his head and laughed!
"Okay, okay! It's really good! This kid Su Che has really learned it! Okay, tell me, what other rules does he have?"
"Everyone who comes to see you must use the sword." The guarding officers said the words in a straight tone, as if they were swearing sovereignty!
"Is it that simple?" No one expected that Solotu was not angry.
"It's that simple!"
"good."
Solotu waved directly, took the weapon from his waist, and threw it to the adjutant next to him: "Everyone, wait outside the village gate! I will go to see General Su by myself!"
"Ah? General..."
"General, you can't..."
The people behind him all rushed up: "General, this is a barbarian land, a place of dissoluteness. It may be dangerous for you to go in alone! Let us accompany you in..."
"No need!"
Solotu is a smart man.
The above is enough to prove that Su Che has no intention of giving him any face.
But we still have to meet, so it’s better to save some respect for yourself.
At least after entering, you can ask this Su Che what he wants to do in front of everyone.
By the way, take a look at how much Su Che weighs, so you can plan your next step!
"Grandma's!"
Solotu cursed secretly in his heart: "This kid really tricked me! Su Che, if I don't kill you, my Solotu's thirty years on the battlefield will be in vain!!"
"Everyone, step back thirty steps!" Solotu ordered: "Execute the order!!"
"Yes, General!"
After that, Solotu rode up the mountain alone!
Su Che had already received the news.
"hehe……"
The old ghost said cheerfully: "This is not an easy task for General Suo... He can bend and stretch, he can be strong and he can be small... He got off his weapon, went up the mountain alone without his followers, he is a man!"
Su Che only said: "I'm here to call for punishment, so naturally I'm very impressive."
After saying that, Su Che stood up and made tea: "I'm meeting an old friend. If nothing else, I should prepare a pot of tea."
"That's right, that's right, haha..."
…
Inside the military tent.
Solotu came in.
Seeing Su Che sitting upright.
Suddenly I felt very angry.
On the surface, nothing is revealed.
"Haha, General Su, we meet again... your movements are really fast! Overnight, it was destroyed and rebuilt! You have the ability, hehehe!"
Su Che stood up and said: "General Suo, we have just established after the great defeat. We don't have much. I want a pot of tea to express my feelings. Please don't be offended..."
"No more tea!"
Suoluotu was not polite and sat upright: "Su Che! Tell me, what exactly do you want to do! Where is King Yama of Black Wind Village and his three thousand people?"
"Going up the mountain to suppress bandits is your duty."
Su Che just pretended not to know anything and led Suoluotu's army instead: "What? It seems that General Suo didn't come to give me a certificate? It seems that he came to raise an army to punish me? You and the gangsters of Heifeng Village
, are they related?”
"you!!!"
Suolotu blew his beard angrily and glared: "You brat! Why are you pretending to me! You should know where Black Wind Village is! Why don't we open the skylight and speak openly! There's no point in hiding it!"
"General Suo, why don't you take the lead?" Su Che picked up the tea and took a sip: "You don't drink the tea in our tent, and you don't intend to speak openly with me, do you?"
"Okay, okay..."
"What a good boy. He's not old, but he's very clever!"
Suoluotu took a deep breath: "This Black Wind Stronghold is all my soldiers! You kill them! Shouldn't I ask you to raise an army to question your guilt?"
"I only know that they bully men and women and run rampant in the countryside. They are big traitors and evil bandits. Killing them is the result of justice and the will of heaven and earth in their hearts! I have never thought about whose soldiers they are." Su Che held his head high.
Chest, neither humble nor arrogant, said calmly.
"Ha ha……"
"But Su Che, setting up his own business is not that simple!"
"If I compile a letter and report it to the court, you will be the real gangster! Recruiting troops, naming yourself, standing guard, demarcating territory and claiming kingship. This is a serious crime in the Great You Dynasty! It will implicate the nine tribes!"
"When the court blames you and the soldiers come to pay the dues, your little Black Wind Village won't be able to handle it!"
"Your life or death depends on my thoughts! Su Che, why don't you kneel down quickly!!"
As he spoke, Solotu waved his hand and flicked his shirt: "Su Che, do you know your guilt?"
"Haha, Solotu, you are so brave! Threatening me on my territory! You are tired of living!!"
"If you want to talk about it in a moment... I will kill you in a moment of thought!"
Su Che shouted loudly and immediately made a finger gesture!
"Boom!"
"Xiao Hei, show up!"
"Roar!"
"Wow!"
In the military tent, big snakes were flying and long dragons were circling. They were so big. They opened their bloody mouths and rushed directly in front of Solotu with a "boom" sound. The human face was face to face with the snake. The sharp fangs were filled with thick smoke.
The thick mucus snake Nobuko is almost touching Solotu!!
Su Che just stood up and said: "In a matter of seconds, I am acting on behalf of heaven and punishing you, Suolotu, for using power for personal gain, supporting bandits, and embezzling huge amounts of property, which has led to a disadvantageous war. The North has been defeated one after another, including Youmen Pass and Tulong Pass.
It’s a serious crime at Jiepai Pass and other important passes in the Great You Dynasty!! It’s just a matter of thought for me to kill you!!”
"you you……"
"This, this, this... what kind of monster is this? Go back quickly! Go back quickly... help, help..."
Suolotu had never seen such a scene before. He was immediately frightened and turned pale. He had never seen such a big snake in his life. He had never seen such a big snake in his dreams or imagination! The head was bigger than a bull's head.
It’s even bigger!! Breathing loudly, Snake Xinzi stammered, such a big guy, even if swallowed alive, it wouldn’t be enough for one person to fill his teeth...
Suoluotu couldn't speak for a while: "Su... Su Che, what do you want to do? What kind of magic are you using? If you want to save me, save me quickly..."