Soak the instant noodles with boiling hot water in a hot water kettle.
Xishenrei tore open the package of ham sausage and threw the ham sausage in.
Then, he looked at the hundreds of inches of ultra-clear TV wall in the living room.
Sure enough, you still have to watch the TV to eat instant noodles~
But there, something similar to a children's cartoon from a previous life was playing.
The plot is probably at the stage now where the protagonist has once again defeated the expensive villain with cerebral palsy and is having fun with his family.
Even the music is very cheerful.
"..."
After thinking about it.
"Shocked! The top expert in the country was slapped awake in his sleep. It is suspected that his home is haunted. We are now looking for ghost removal experts from all walks of life..."
So heartless!!
I was still a sweetheart just now!!!
Now he is in the cold palace!!!
It’s so depressing!!!
Big boo~
Watch it all.
As a result, the [Almighty +3 Card] that was relegated to the cold palace could only cry silently.
The three of them, Ye Qisaki, who were not far from Xishenrei, also fell silent.
"Attack!!"
"Would you like to look for a script written by an elementary school student to act in some stupid plot of Nima's?"
She feels that for a long time to come, it will probably be difficult to see celebrities appear on television.
Nishijinrei, who originally wanted to eat instant noodles, used another [Almighty +3 Card].
The hand inside the TV also disappeared automatically, leaving only a bucket of instant noodles, the screaming animation protagonist, and the other supporting characters with confused faces.
Damn, it does feel a bit cool!
Looking at this scene.
By the way.
"..."
"I've long wanted to slap those stupid dogs."
Ye Qisaki turned on her mobile phone and opened a certain social platform.
no way.
Xi Shenlian whistled softly.
A scream immediately erupted from the opposite side!
That is the movement that occurs automatically after the target is scalded by boiling water.
They only saw that Rei Niishigami was holding the TV remote control in his left hand, constantly changing channels and movies, while his right hand was inexplicably fanning something back and forth. His movements were a bit like driving away mosquitoes, but also a bit like slapping people.
A slap in the face is puzzling.
Xishenrei finally threw away the TV remote control in his hand, put his hands behind his head, leaned lazily on the sofa, crossed his legs and sighed again:
"Very good, I feel more comfortable..."
"Silly bitch, what the hell are you talking about..."
"Gegege, my good Gegege, he was just beaten by some supernatural force and suffered a direct concussion. He is now being rescued in the ICU. Moreover, the plots of all the movies he starred in have been changed, and they all have an extra paragraph.
The scene where the invisible man slaps the face, woo woo woo, must have been done by supernatural powers or aliens~~"
However, although it has been known for a long time that high-level awakeners can awaken various [superpowers], Xishenrei's ability to lock targets through the air through the TV and slap people in real time is still a problem.
A little too much.
"If it really doesn't work, wouldn't it be better to work more part-time jobs? Wouldn't it be better to rent out the unused houses, cars, fields, shops... to collect rent?"
Probably just a little bit...
Looking at this situation.
"Has the plot of this TV series [Bubu Lianxiang] been changed? Why did the heroine get slapped at the beginning? Who slapped her?"
They all thought that Xishenrei might have awakened some strange [superpower].
Then, a small space-time channel appeared in front of Xi Shenlian. He picked up the instant noodles that had not yet been soaked in front of him with one hand and pressed it.
The next moment, every character on the TV received a slap in the face, and even their bodies were staggered by the beating.
But Ye Qisaki understood in her heart.
"Hmm~"
in this world.
Xishenrei is probably playing something very novel, very strange, very awesome, very fucked up, very sinful, something that no one else has ever tried before.
"There are assassins!!!"
It took quite a while.
Watch these strange things.
"..."
Originally, they didn't understand why Xi Shenli kept changing channels and shaking hands.
"..."
Under their gaze.
After a while of silence.
But these things somewhat affected his entertainment process.
Refreshment returns to refreshment.
ruthless!
Wait until Yakisaki and the others finish cleaning.
All three of them fell silent.
This feeling...how to put it?
All kinds of sounds came and went.
Xi Shenlian felt as if the game of life had been significantly sped up.
I have an idea in mind.
——
A few minutes later.
"The reason why many people are not living well is simply because they are too lazy and unwilling to make progress, and are unwilling to work hard and improve themselves!!!"
There were also some strange things that also caught her eye.
After Xi Shenlian took back his hand.
He sighed as if talking to himself:
"I feel comfortable now~"
But when Xi Shenli stopped the TV screen at the live program.
On the TV set in the living room, the cartoon protagonist's head was covered with instant noodles by a hand that appeared out of thin air.
Xishenrei's ability to slap people from afar was finally understood by them.
Listening to the source of the sounds, it can be said that they are the roars of men, women, old and young, as well as various animals.
For social stability!
For world peace!
For everyone’s physical and mental health!
In order for the presidents of various countries not to be suddenly slapped in the face when speaking on stage!!
She thinks it’s time for Qianshan Yueyue to take action to slay the demons!!
"..."
After they successfully witnessed Xi Shenrei slap him down, the officials on the TV immediately spiraled into the sky.
As soon as she entered, she saw the news that Japanese officials were suddenly attacked by unknown persons while delivering a live speech.
"Why don't they look for higher-paying jobs?"
Even if you don’t understand the gap between [reality] and [illusion], what level of power it is to slap the imaginary characters in various movies, TV series and cartoons.
Only seen.
Xi Shenlian, who was about to give up, immediately raised his hand and slapped her again.
This extremely unexpected situation made all the characters on the TV look confused.
in subconscious thoughts.
Watch it all.
And all kinds of screams kept coming from the customized TV.
Xi Shenlian stopped with a face full of relief.
Maybe I thought of something.
By the way, she also felt that she might have to have a good chat with Miss Yukie Qianshan.
Finish this move.
"Not capable enough?"
"Then go and improve yourself!!"
"The world is fair!!"
But the words are not over yet.
This cruel fact.
Such unreasonable power can only be realized by the awakened person's [superpower].
The opponent was hit so hard that he spun 360 degrees in front of the live camera. The reporters and security personnel next to the opponent were all horrified, causing chaos at the scene.
He saw a Japanese official on the live news channel of the TV who was forcing Lai Lai to talk nonsense.
Everything can be +3, whether it is tangible or intangible, something you have or something you don't have, or even just asking for three wishes, there is no problem.
However, as a scoundrel, he still threw the [Almighty +3 Card] which had done great work and a series of derivatives into the [System Space], intending to treat these things as contraband and use them as little as possible.
After all, he is the only one in this world who can restrain the insane Xi Shenlian.
‘What a sin!!!’
'How could Master Xishen awaken such [superpower]...'
'How can other people still live well...'
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