Chapter 165 Du Fu with 400 points in the college entrance examination?
At this time, after Sa Beining made some small jokes on the stage, he asked Wu Bai again.
"Netizens all say that Wu Bai is now a great talent who can speak well. There was a song "If there is no Li Bai" that spread all over the Internet. So today I will test Wu Bai's ability to speak well and see if he can match it.
I’m Xiaosa.”
As soon as he said this, the host Long Yang immediately started making fun of him.
"Compared with you, it will definitely be crushed easily! As for the one who is crushed, is it you or Wu Bai? Don't you know in your mind?"
Such a joke made the whole audience burst into laughter, and the atmosphere immediately relaxed several times.
Among them, Wu Bai had a smile on his face and looked like he was obeying everyone.
When Sa Beining looked at it, he immediately said the topic of this time.
"Wu Bai talked about Li Bai last time, so what do you think of Du Fu, the poet sage? Poetry sage, at least a couple, right?"
As soon as these words came out, netizens in the live broadcast room immediately started discussing.
"Oh my God, this question is so difficult!"
"Yes, the previous talk about the poet Li Bai was so good. If I talk about Du Fu in the same form again, I'm afraid it won't reach the same height as last time, right?"
"This question is really poisonous. Let's put together a pair of questions. What does Xiao Sa think? What if it stumps my brother?"
"Oh my gosh, I'm secretly worried about my brother's performance."
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At this time, everyone focused their attention on Wu Bai on the stage, and saw Wu Bai slightly curling up the corners of his mouth, and then smiled.
"Then it would be embarrassing."
These words clearly meant accepting a challenge.
Hearing this, Sa Beining and Long Yang's eyes were full of expectations.
Wu Bai slowly walked to the middle of the stage and began to tell the story in a voice full of stories.
"In 735 AD, a very peaceful historical year, in Luoyang, the eastern capital of the Tang Empire, a 24-year-old young man sighed and cursed his mother in Henan dialect because he had just checked his college entrance examination results in Jingzhao Shangshu Province.
"
At this point, Wu Bai paused deliberately and said the following content.
"Only four hundred points."
As soon as the words came out, many viewers in the audience couldn't help laughing.
After all, college entrance examination results and 400 points, two very modern expressions, were suddenly used on historical figures, as if they had their own cuteness, and they immediately succeeded in making everyone laugh.
At this time, even Sa Beining and Long Yang on the stage couldn't help laughing.
Everyone just listened to Wu Bai's voice continuing to ring.
"This failed student, or in the eyes of the Tang Empire's judges, is called Du Fu."
As soon as these words came out, the audience laughed like crazy again.
The live broadcast room was even more frantic with wave after wave of 666 messages.
I never expected that Wu Bai's way of introducing Du Fu this time would be so humorous and modern compared to the last time [If There Was No Li Bai].
Moreover, for the students in the audience, the terms academic master and academic scumbag are inherently familiar.
And this scumbag turned out to be Du Fu, the poet sage who has been admired by everyone for thousands of years.
This suddenly attracted the attention of countless people.
At this time, the host Kang Hui was also there, and he couldn't help but sigh.
"Putting aside the humorous elements, what we are talking about is real history. In AD 735, Du Fu did not pass the scientific examination."
At this time, Kang Hui looked at Wu Bai on the screen and chuckled.
"The college entrance examination at that time was very cruel and there was no adjustment. After you were not admitted to the undergraduate program, you wanted to transfer to Lanxiang?"
Wu Bai paused, and then said the next sentence seriously.
"Is that a dream? Just buy the train ticket and go back to your hometown in Henan to study!"
As soon as this was said, the entire audience burst into laughter.
Several students at the scene even laughed and held their stomachs.
Oh my god, in the Tang Dynasty, modern words such as "Lanxiang train ticket" appeared, which immediately made countless people laugh.
The live broadcast room now started to flood the screen like crazy.
"Oh my god, is this real history? Is Wu Bai talking nonsense?"
"Get out of here in the front row, why is my brother talking nonsense?"
"History students came to register, and what they said was exactly the same as the real history, but this kind of statement was really interesting..."
"Yes, Du Fu was always in a state of depression. He was only discovered after his death..."
The barrage has long been aroused by Wu Bai's speech.
At this moment, Wu Bai on the stage still said calmly.
"In this year, compared with the depressed Du Fu, many poets of his generation have become famous, making great strides in the poetry world, and exuding fierceness.
At that time, the famous fierce man Zhang Jiuling was serving as the prime minister, and was preparing his new work "The bright moon rises on the sea, and we share this moment in the world". Every time his official account was updated, a group of people said "Like!" and "Looking!"
Master Shuling is so great, hmm."
As soon as these words came out, the audience burst into laughter again.
"Like" and "Looking", the modern way of giving likes in the circle of friends, were suddenly applied to the literati of the Tang Dynasty, and everyone couldn't help but laugh.
Wu Bai on the stage was still not affected by the audience at all and continued to speak.
"A top student named Wang Wei, as the top scorer in the college entrance examination, has already served as a supervisory censor. His fans are growing rapidly, including Princess Ajiu..."
"A classmate named Wang Changling has won the erudite macro-ci subject and is called 'Superior' by contemporaries. His representative work 'Qin Shi Mingyue Han Shi Guan' has swept the poetry world, and his public account is also very active, often and
Big Vs from all over the world push each other.
"Even Li Bai, the most unlucky classmate, has already grandly released "Wu Qi Qu" and "The Road to Shu" in the imperial capital, which have been widely reposted and become famous."
"Although Li Dav doesn't have a public position yet, and his official WeChat account has not been certified, he already has high-end elite fans such as He Zhizhang - yes, the "February spring breeze is like scissors" He Zhizhang. Their status, reputation, everything
Kill the loser young Du Fu in seconds."
"Although Du Fu also opened a WeChat official account [Zimei's Poems], its popularity is dismal, there are very few fans, and the reading volume is always hovering in single digits."
"Du Fu silently followed their official WeChat accounts. Oh, it would be great if I could play with these rich people."
As soon as these words came out, Sa Beining and Long Yang on the stage also reacted, with shock in their eyes.
In a humorous way of speaking, Wu Bai unknowingly stated the topic he wanted to talk about.
He was clearly an extremely great figure in history. He was unknown during his lifetime, but became famous after his death.
Under the humorous words, he was clearly saying that Du Fu was so lonely, so wandering, and so sad during his lifetime!