Chapter 169 The beginning of school jokes, Wu Bai is too!
As soon as these words came out, they immediately aroused endless curiosity in the audience and netizens in the live broadcast room.
What would it be like if Wu Bai hosted it?
"My brother seems to have never tried hosting yet!"
"I dare not think about it. After all, Wu Bai is an anchor, how can he host it?"
"But my brother speaks clearly and clearly. I like to hear him speak. Of course, I like to hear him sing even more!"
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Seeing that both hosts suggested this, Wu Bai naturally had nothing to complain about and agreed with a smile.
"Okay, I'll expand my new skill area."
After the words fell, Sa Beining and Long Yang both smiled.
At this moment, Sa Beining had immediately thought of a good topic and said.
"Then let's take today as the first day of school on September 1st as an example. The annual school season is here and many students are entering the campus. Under such a theme, Wu Bai, how will you host it?"
As soon as the question came out, Wu Bai lowered his head, seemed to think about it for a while, and then spoke.
"Dear audience friends, we will not take a vacation until the earth explodes, and we will not rest until the universe restarts."
As soon as this novel and incomparable method of launching the broadcast came out, it immediately attracted the attention of netizens in the audience and in the live broadcast room.
Seems interesting?
At this time, everyone followed Wu Bai and listened to him continue.
“It’s the back-to-school season again, and kindergartens, universities, middle schools and primary schools have all started in the past few days.
There is a saying that if you have military training, it will be a sunny day; if you are on vacation, it will be a rainy day.
If you work hard on your homework, it will be the day before school starts. If you don't work hard on your homework, you will encounter the selfless Bao Qingtian."
As soon as this part appeared in the audience, the students immediately laughed out loud.
Several students were even laughing now.
"Yes, yes, yes, that's what I looked like yesterday. I finished five subjects in one day!"
"Brother Wu Bai understands us very well. Is this personal experience?"
"Ah, no, I heard that Brother Wu Bai never seems to do homework because he can do it just by looking at it!"
At this time, even the students in the audience couldn't help but laugh out loud, let alone the audience in the live broadcast room.
"Are you sure this is hosting? That's amazing!"
"My dear! How can you say that? It actually sounds like it rhymes."
"Have you seen the dimples exposed by my brother? You see, this guy must be jealous, what he said is so funny!"
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Just when everyone laughed out loud, Wu Bai stood on the stage and still said seriously.
"In the past few days, various school opening dramas have also been performed as scheduled.
For example, the romance film "My Romance in Summer Vacation", the suspense film "The Mystery of the Missing Summer Homework", and the horror film "What to Do with the Teacher and His Students Who Didn't Complete Their Homework"."
As soon as these words came out, Sa Beining and Long Yang on the stage laughed out loud.
Long Yang felt even more amused.
I thought he was a serious academic, but I didn't expect that Wu Bai always had weird ideas.
After Sa Beining smiled for a while, an idea flashed in his mind.
A new idea suddenly emerged.
You must know that Yangshi's programs have a wide audience, but the ratings are not necessarily high.
On the one hand, it is because the broadcasting method has always been high-end, popular, professional and upright.
The ratings of several programs have been declining year by year, and some programs are on the verge of being banned.
He has a program in hand and is currently facing the same dilemma.
At this time, watching Wu Bai's improvisation, his eyes lit up even more.
After thinking about it, Sa Beining couldn't help but look at the director in the audience, and found that the director's eyes were also shining.
It seems that the two of them have already thought of going together at this time.
At this moment, Wu Bai looked at the reaction of the audience and smiled slightly.
You must know that there is no Uncle Guangquan in this era.
So the reporting method like this joker is also unprecedented.
Now he continued to speak.
"There are also inspirational stories like "I'm getting better at doing my homework and forgetting to eat", and there's also a sad movie called "I Don't Want to Cut Off My Cell Phone."
"The detective film "Who copied whose summer homework gave the same wrong answer", the action film "Look at my thunderbolt tricks", the animated film "Only half of the homework was written before Nezha went to the sea"."
As soon as this segment was broadcast, the whole audience burst into laughter.
"Oh my god, this just expresses my feelings about the beginning of school every year!"
"Did Wu Bai install a camera in my house?!"
"Why are you talking about exactly the same situation as mine?"
"I've never thought my brother was so funny before! Now that I'm in the first class of school, my sense of humor can't be suppressed, right?"
"It's amazing, it's amazing. Is there the same person that I am a fan of? He is such an ever-changing person! Sometimes he is serious, sometimes he is humorous, and sometimes he makes the whole audience happy!"
"Take the initiative to expose yourself, then I am an action movie!"
"Action Movie 1"
"Bitter Romance 1"
At this moment, Wu Bai said the following seriously.
“Some students said that they are now simply incapable of Chinese, broken down in mathematics, useless in biology, heartbroken in physics, unable to memorize history, decadent in English, very drunk in chemistry, good at physical education, and completely useless in martial arts.”
"This kind of pain goes straight through your heart and lungs, and makes you want to cry without tears. It makes you realize that time is urgent and opportunities are precious. Cherish your time. If you don't advance, you will retreat."
"Some parents said that they would really hate each other if the school didn't start again. On the way to send their children to school, they couldn't hide their inner joy at all. There was an atmosphere of joy everywhere, and they were really as happy as a child."
As soon as these words came out, Teacher Long Yang laughed even more.
"I feel the same way. This is how my mother sent my brother to study! It made me laugh!"
The primary school students below were all looking at Wu Bai on the stage with bright eyes.
"Brother understands me so well, but my martial arts skills are completely useless!"
"Exactly the same. When did you come to my house and install the camera?!"
"I was shocked. Isn't this about me?!"
"This is a perfect joke for the beginning of the school year. It's so awesome!"
"I surrendered proudly, with my hands on my hips and a big smile. That's how I am!"
At this time, the comments from netizens in the Internet live broadcast room have spread endlessly.
“I feel like I’m being included!”
"If there was such a host, I think the sign language teacher would be furious!"
"Hello, you have a good view upstairs. If Wu Bai were the host, the sign language teacher would probably be able to practice peerless martial arts!"
"Then I'm afraid the audience watching the sign language teacher will wonder if the sign language teacher has epilepsy!"
"Comrades, when I read your comments, I laughed like crazy!"
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At this moment, Wu Bai on the stage seemed not to be affected by anyone, and he tied his knot calmly.
"Put away your childish face, carry your bag of pursuit, go to sleep at midnight, and wake up at five o'clock. It's time to rush into the ocean of knowledge in the new semester."
After saying this, there was another burst of applause and thunder. This chapter has been completed!