Chapter 83 We don't sell long johns in our live broadcast room!
Chapter 83 Our live broadcast room does not sell long johns!
My dear mother!
I never expected that fans would expose themselves as the first guest at the Mai Conference!
How to do how to do?
Just when Wu Tang turned slightly to the side and became more and more nervous, Lian Mai's guest had already asked the question.
"After I read it, I found that there are also philosophy books in it. Philosophy books are really boring. Philosophy is obviously useless, so why would Wu Bai read philosophy books?!"
Philosophy book?
Wu Tang even recalled Wu Bai's bookshelf.
The philosophy book seemed to be on the list of "bought" and "read" by her brother, and the packaging hadn't even been torn open!
At this time, Wu Tang's face couldn't help but become tense.
No way?
She wouldn't let her brother embarrass himself in front of so many people, right?
Hey, if I had known earlier, I would have surrendered earlier!
Wu Tang sighed deeply in his heart. Wu Tang had already felt guilty and was about to go on stage to explain.
Then I heard Wu Bai's smiling voice.
"The purpose of studying philosophy is to enable people to become human beings, not to become a certain kind of person!"
As soon as these words came out, the seemingly convoluted sentence suddenly slowed down the barrage in the live broadcast room.
Many viewers across the screen have begun to think carefully.
Wu Tang couldn't help but turn around and opened his eyes wide.
Just listen to Wu Bai's words continue to sound.
"Not to become a money-making machine, but to become a comprehensive and rational person."
"It is not to become a person who is only anxious and painful when facing real sufferings, but to become a person with a rich heart and a deep soul."
"We may not be able to live up to our wishes throughout our lives."
"If we refuse to understand philosophy, we will eventually draw all of our lives into it, like an endless whirlpool."
"Because of the pain of poverty, depression because of being anonymous, because of a little wealth, I worry about gains and losses and fear that I will not be able to keep the wealth, and because of huge wealth, I start to feel anxious and afraid that my wealth will be taken away from me."
"We will find that we can't find inner peace no matter what we do, and we always feel that our difficulties are caused by poverty. In fact, does being rich really make you happy? Therefore, to find a spiritual resting place, you must find
A spiritual home of your own..."
"How to find it? That's reading philosophy!"
The heartfelt words were like bursts of Sanskrit sounds, waking up the audience in the live broadcast room.
The barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly flooded the entire screen.
"Immerse yourself in your brother's intelligence again!"
"My brother is only eighteen years old, why does he live so transparently?!"
"To enable people to be human beings, rather than to become a certain kind of person, there are many people who cannot meet this standard!"
"Why can't I say something so elegant?"
"It's as if he knows astronomy from above, geography from below, and even philosophy."
"I am convinced! I dedicate both knees to you!"
Just as the barrage was flooding the screen like crazy, the first girl who even made a mistake also woke up.
"Wu Bai, I, I, I... I promise, I will follow the list of essential books you gave me and read them carefully one by one!"
Seeing that Lian Mai's tone became more and more serious, Wu Bai glanced at his elder sister who was pretending to be calm and saw that he had already figured it out.
This so-called essential book must have been created by his elder sister.
"come on."
After encouraging the girl Lian Mai again, she heard another scream in the background.
After a while, the first Lianmai guest hung up the Lianmai.
It also means that the competition for the second consecutive wheat spot begins again!
"Next me me me me!"
"The last girl was so lucky!"
"I'm already here with the Guan Gong knife! Everyone in the front row, get out of my way!"
"I wonder if the next one is a boy or a girl?"
"Ah ah ah, please give me a chance to connect with the microphone quickly, please?"
As the barrage flooded the screen, Wu Bai randomly selected the second guest.
The signal showed "Connection successful", and Wu Bai immediately said hello.
"Hello, this [Spring Blossoms] friend."
And this friend named Chunnuanhuakai is a male compatriot, and the next sentence made the live broadcast room feel that he was in the wrong place.
“Do you sell long johns here?!”
The barrage in the live broadcast room has gone crazy.
"This big brother is a bit funny..."
"Why did you come here to buy long johns?"
"It's only June or July!"
"Maybe it's from the Northeast?!"
"Don't blame us in the Northeast for being wronged in the front row. We in the Northeast still wear short-sleeves!"
"It would be great if this spot was given to me!"
Seeing the screen in the live broadcast room changing rapidly, Wu Tang on the side took the initiative to take over the conversation.
"This spring-flower-blooming friend is not selling anything tonight."
I thought that as soon as these words came out, this spring-warming friend would naturally fall into the trap of wheat.
But I didn’t expect that this friend who was blooming in spring would “not leave”.
"If you don't sell it tonight? How about selling it during the week? What's the price of your long johns?"
Hearing this, Wu Tang was confused by the guest's reaction.
She subconsciously grabbed the last question.
"Aren't long trousers always 30% or 90%?"
As soon as he said this, guest Lian Mai on the opposite side already asked.
"Is it only seven or nine points? You didn't get all the goods. Why don't you get one or three points?"
As soon as these words came out, Wu Tang's expression froze.
Is this big brother here to cause trouble?
One to three points?
I'm afraid no one will do it, right?
Wu Tang's expression twitched slightly, and she subconsciously took over the conversation.
"If it's one point, what's your long underpants? It's obviously your waistband, right? If it's three points, isn't it a big underpants?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Tang reacted immediately and said with anger and laughter at the same time.
"That's not right, brother, we don't carry any goods tonight, and I don't sell long johns either!"
I thought I could convince this distinguished guest, but unexpectedly another sentence came out.
"Not selling it? Then when will you sell it?"
Wu Tang was about to vomit blood. She raised her voice even more and repeated the words in a clear and accurate tone.
"It doesn't matter when I sell them, I don't sell long johns in this live broadcast room!"
This time Wu Tang deliberately emphasized his tone, for fear that the other party might not hear clearly.
It seems that the last sentence has finally taken effect. The eldest brother who has always been on the mic finally got off the mic, and the barrage in the live broadcast room has gone crazy.
"Sure enough, it's so funny that I have to watch Wu Tang. I was laughing so hard that I almost burst into tears."
"I'm laughing so hard that my nose is full of tears!"
"I never expected that the promised fan meeting with millions of fans would turn into whether you would sell long johns or not!"
"It made me laugh so hard, I almost wanted to ask if there were any chest-length long johns!"
And this barrage was quickly pinned by Wu Tang.
"Comrades, do your legs go under your armpits? We are not selling goods today, and I am not selling long johns!"
Seeing that there were several strange questions in the barrage, Wu Tang replied rudely to each one.
"What long johns need to be charged? How do you charge them?! Is it friction?"
"Are you selling serious long johns?! My dear friends, are there any improper long johns? How many times should I say, we are not selling long johns today!"
After this fierce response, Wu Tang drank a glass of water.
At this moment, the live broadcast room was filled with laughter, and Wu Bai on the side could not hide his smile.
Soon the third consecutive guest arrived.
Wu Tang was still immersed in the shadow of his brother Qiuku, and now he motioned to Wu Bai to go first.
Wu Bai clicked on the Lianmai, and the voice of the third Lianmai guest soon rang out.
"Wu Bai, at least you can be considered a scholar, but why do you have such a vulgar sister?"
As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere in the entire live broadcast room suddenly changed. This chapter has been completed!