"Second Sister Wang is sitting alone in the embroidery building, looking at the capital..."
"You go away for one day, Mr. Zhang, and I will draw a line on the wall. If you go away for two days, Mr. Zhang, I will draw a pair of paintings on the wall..."
Zhu Gaochi held a memorial under his arm and entered the imperial garden happily humming a ditty.
As soon as I entered, I saw the bastard standing in front holding a fly whisk.
"Old Wang, where is the Emperor?" Zhu Gaochi asked with a smile.
"Your Highness..." The moment the bastard looked back, his expression was slightly embarrassed, and he looked in the direction beside him, hesitating to speak.
His expression was keenly captured by Zhu Gaochi.
"Your Majesty is here..." The bastard lowered his head shamefully and spoke stumblingly.
Zhu Gaochi stood on tiptoes and looked in the direction of Le Zhizhai, with inexplicable gossip flashing in his eyes, "What is the emperor doing?"
At the same time, he secretly thought, "Hey, it's broad daylight. Isn't this a 100-day show of prostitution? Hehe, I'm so excited!"
"Go and see for yourself!" The bastard said in a low voice.
"Just go... eh?" Zhu Gaochi was stunned, looked at the bastard, and said angrily, "What on earth are you doing, Your Majesty? Why are you gasping for breath while talking?"
The bastard's words overturned Zhu Gaochi's guess. Since he can see it by himself, it proves that he is not doing that...
"You can see for yourself and you will know. This slave is really... hard to say!" The bastard said with a shameful and embarrassed smile.
"where?"
"there!"
Following the direction guided by the bastard, Zhu Gaochi walked over quickly.
After walking through the garden and arriving under a forest of trees, his steps suddenly stopped.
Two butts appeared in his sight, one bigger and one smaller.
Zhu Yunxi and Liujin had their backs facing in the direction of Zhu Gaochi. The father and son squatted under the tree with their buttocks sticking out, whispering.
"Father, is it dead?"
"You use a stick to pull and pull..."
"What are these two men doing?" Zhu Gaochi's heart was filled with questions.
"Father!" Liu Jin asked again, "How can an ant's mother be a big insect?"
"Why can't it be a big insect?"
"Bachelors say that all things in nature follow the mother's example...chickens give birth to chicks, and dogs give birth to puppies..."
"It is better to have no books than to have no books at all!" Zhu Yunxi squatted and said, "Keep digging, and you will see the queen ant when you dig to the end!"
At this time, they seemed to hear voices behind them. Zhu Yunxi and Liu Jin turned around at the same time.
"Here we come!" Zhu Yunxi smiled.
"Uncle Wang!" Liujin shouted, "Father said that Ant's mother is a big fat bug!" After saying that, he looked at Zhu Gaochi's waist and said with a smile, "A fat, fat bug!"
"Bad boy!" Zhu Gaochi cursed in his heart, and then continued to curse, "You are busy outside with your feet on the ground. It would be better for you two to play with bugs here in broad daylight!"
Thinking about it, he looked at the two men squatting in front of him with their buttocks stuck out, and continued to curse in his heart, "Foolish king, a pair of foolish kings! The Ming Dynasty has fallen into your hands, it's a mess!"
"Come, what's the matter?" Zhu Yunxi asked as he still didn't get up.
Zhu Gaochi took out the memorial from under his arm and handed it over with both hands, "Your Majesty, this is the joint memorial of Pei Boxi and Chen Wangsun..."
"Ha!" Zhu Yunxi said with a smile, "Your creak is big enough, but I didn't see it in the memorial collection!" As he said that, he didn't even look at the memorial. He waved his hand and said, "Did they write it themselves?"
"This..." Zhu Gaochi paused and said with a smile, "The small and remote country of Annan is not well versed in writing. The meaning of the memorial is their original intention, but because I want you to show it, I asked someone to polish it up!"
"Oh!" Zhu Yunxi nodded lightly and continued to follow Liu Jin to pull the ant nest, "What does it mean in general?"
"The Annan Chen Dynasty royal family still has loyal ministers and righteous men, please ask the Ming Dynasty to help them defeat the Li thieves who usurped the throne, and restore the Annan River, Qinghai, Yan Langlang and the world." Zhu Gaochi said with a smile, "At the same time, Chen Wangsun submitted a letter as the only descendant of the Annan royal family. Once
After eradicating the Li thieves, for the sake of the country, the country, and the livelihood of thousands of people in Annan, please ask the Ming Dynasty to follow the story of Burma and set up Annan camp... to assist in education!"
"Oh!" Zhu Yunxi nodded lightly, "Is there any more?"
Zhu Gaochi hurriedly took out another memorial from the creaking nest, "This is an edict drafted by my ministers and sent to the current leader of the Annan Kingdom, the Li thief!"
"I won't read it, you can probably tell me something!" Zhu Yunxi waved his hand.
"You are so lazy!"
Zhu Gaochi cursed in his heart and said solemnly, "The general idea is that when you asked me for canonization in the Ming Dynasty, you said that the royal family of the Annan and Chen dynasties had extinct heirs. Now that the Annan and Chen dynasties still have descendants, then the throne of Annan must be
Someone from the Chen family is coming to sit down, you decide whether you should pick it up yourself or we can send it back!"
"Didn't you scold him a few words?" Zhu Yunxi turned around in surprise.
"There must be some such things as traitors and traitors!" Zhu Gaochi said, "It's not that polite anyway!" As he said that, he suddenly smiled evilly, "You don't have to be polite to them either!"
"Yes!" Zhu Yunxi nodded again, and then waved, "Come here, come closer and talk!"
"My lord..." Zhu Gaochi looked at the appearance of the two men and stepped forward helplessly.
First, he picked up the hem of the tuanlong robe and tucked it on his stomach, then spread his legs and squatted down slowly.
"Uncle Wang!" Suddenly, Liu Jin raised his head in a formal manner, "You are blocking the light!"
"Damn kid!" Zhu Gaochi cursed in his heart, moved his legs with difficulty, and leaned to the side.
At this time, the three of them squatted in a row as if they were squatting in a pit.
Zhu Yunxi dragged his chin, "Do you think Annan will send someone to pick her up?"
"I estimate..." Zhu Gaochi also touched his chin, "After they received our edict, the first thing they thought of was to delay..." As he spoke, his little eyes rolled, "
If I were a Li thief...I would like to use an analogy..."
"I know you are using an analogy, tell me!" Zhu Yunxi scratched out an ant on his foot.
Zhu Gaochi saw with his own eyes that Liu Jin used a stick to dig up an ant nest roughly, and countless ants turned into mince. He said, "If I were him, I would immediately write a letter to refute the edict after receiving it! If he bites him to death, he will say that Chen Wangsun is a fake."
of!"
"Since then, we have to write another edict to say it is true! Then he will send someone to check the authenticity." Zhu Gaochi added, "After checking, the envoy will tell you to go back and return to life, and then return to Annan...
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Zhu Yunxi couldn't help but nod, "Every time I go back and forth, it won't be settled in a year or two!"
"Your Majesty!" Zhu Gaochi flattered him against his will and continued, "The Li thieves are now alert. He needs time to rectify the army, integrate the conflicts between the upper and lower factions in Annan, and implement strategies to fool the people. He must gather all his strength.
, prepare to fight against our great tomorrow. Now, what he lacks is time!"
"Then do you want to give him this time?" Zhu Yunxi asked with a smile.
"Of course I won't give it!" Zhu Gaochi said, "Let's count the time and send troops to send Chen Tianping back around the time he receives the edict..."
As he spoke, his little eyes narrowed sharply.
He whispered, "It all depends on the courage of his thief! Let's see if he dares to take action halfway and give us a death without any evidence!"
"I don't think he dares!" Zhu Yunxi said, "Since he needs time to recruit troops, he will delay it as long as he can. If he directly intercepted and killed Chen Tianping at the border, wouldn't he be directly attacking me?
Declared war?”
Suddenly, Liu Jin dug his hand into the ant's nest for a moment, then raised his head and said, "We are going to declare war on him anyway. It doesn't matter if he doesn't want to kill him. We can kill him for him... as long as he doesn't do it."
That’s it?”
"What does a child know?" Zhu Yunxi scolded with a bluffing face, and then looked at Zhu Gaochi, "Look at how old this child is, and he can't stop shouting about beating and killing?"
"You gave birth to yourself, who are you asking?" Zhu Gaochi cursed in his heart again.
Then Zhu Yunxi said again, "Send a letter to your father and allocate 1,500 people from the Korean servant army to prepare to escort Chen Wangsun back to Annan!"
