Ziyuan and Lanyuan suddenly came up with something and asked all the teachers and students to imitate it, and even judged excellence based on this thing.
Not only were the students and teachers in the Ziyuan and Lanyuan stunned, but also everyone else who knew about it was shocked. What kind of cool operation is this?
However, at the two colleges that held this activity, everyone was a little unhappy at first. After all, some of the lines in it were about betraying the empire. Although they were said to be words in their performance, they always felt that they were saying it a bit.
Not exported.
Because the school requires it, the teachers supervise the students to perform these words one by one.
This sketch written by Yin Xuehan is actually a bit ridiculous. The town where the protagonist is located happens to be the dividing line between the two empires. On both sides of the dividing line are soldiers from the two empires.
Every time the common people cross the line, they have to say, "I choose to turn my back on my empire!"
There are many ordinary people who need to go to the other side to do some things every day. They don't have a deep understanding of this sentence. They just say it. Anyway, when they come back, they say it again.
But there is a retired general on one side of the town. He has won countless battles, but this time, although he won, it was a tragic victory. Moreover, he was left in this border town, and the empire did not allow him to do so.
He went back.
He didn't make a mistake, it was just a miserable victory. After all, the opponent was ten times more powerful than them.
The general was seriously injured. When he was carried back, he was dripping with blood, but the doctor who treated the injury was on the other side of the town. Although there was no hatred between the two empires, and they still
We have the same enemies, but in this small town, crossing borders means saying, "I choose to abandon my empire!"
The general was bleeding and he was seriously injured. He would die if not treated, but he gritted his teeth and refused to say these words.
"General, integrity is important, but your life is more important!"
"General, tell me!"
The general swore to die, and his integrity moved the people around him. Everyone saw that his aura was getting weaker and weaker, and everyone couldn't help shouting for him, "I choose to abandon my empire."
!”
But there was no way, their shouting was of no use. Although the soldiers on the other side respected the general, they could not let him go if the general did not speak.
Seeing more and more blood on the ground, the general was about to fall into a coma.
Someone quietly brought a parrot and quietly placed it next to the general's head.
The parrot shouted directly, "I choose to abandon my empire!"
After it shouted, the soldiers on the other side were relieved and said, "Since the general said it, let's let it go!" If the general's blood continued to flow, he was afraid that the people in the town on the other side would beat them to death.
This parrot directly became the spokesperson of the general. It shouted back and forth, but the soldiers on both sides ignored the fact that it was not the general himself.
After the general's injury healed, one day he suddenly stood at the dividing line. He took his soldiers and announced that he had occupied the dividing line, or in other words, occupied the town, and drove the soldiers on both sides out of the town.
From now on, people in the town no longer have to say that funny oath.
Here, "I choose to abandon my empire!" is the most important line. No matter who is going to say this sentence in the end, of course, except the general... No, he cannot be excluded, because the real parrot
It was too difficult to find, so the general held a fake parrot in his hand. This sentence was still said by the person playing the general.
Fans in the live broadcast room were a little speechless when they saw this sketch. This sketch was specially designed to save talents, but it was really a bit bloody and a little bit funny, because in this sketch, there was a challenge.
A tofu seller with a burden, he goes back and forth to the dividing line dozens of times every day, and says this line dozens of times every day. And the funniest thing is, he just said this line and someone called him
, he had to say it again.
To be honest, the soldiers on both sides are tired of hearing this, but this is the rule from above. If you want to pass freely, you have to say this.
"I have repeated this sentence so many times that I can actually say it without any scruples." A fan said calmly.
"Yes, how did our anchor come up with it?"
"This sentence is the essence of this sketch. It's a big competition between two colleges. Even if you play the role of a general who doesn't need to say this sentence, you don't know how many times you have recited it silently, right?"
"you do not say!"
"I'm thinking, our anchor wants to oppose the system of the Haoyue Empire. Will doing so attract the attention of those two systems?"
"So what if it attracts attention? I think Zu Nao can definitely contain them."
"That's right, Zu Nao is very powerful!"
"Xiaofei, call Xiaofei! Is Xiaofei the anchor and the others able to come back after saving everyone in the Haoyue Empire?"
"Yes, is it the mission of the anchor and the prince to save everyone in the Haoyue Empire?"
"Yes, yes, Xiaofei, do you know?"
"I don't know!" Xiao Fei replied directly, "Until now, I still don't know whether to solve the system or save these people."
“Now isn’t that a two-pronged approach?”
Teachers and students from Blue Court and Purple Court have participated in these performances, and almost all of them have said this.
And since they started performing, everyone feels that whether they are drawing symbols or learning formations, they are no longer as obscure as before.
At first, the teachers were a little surprised by this discovery. They couldn't help but quietly try to say the line in their own rooms, and then they found that they became smarter and smarter as they spoke.
And the most important thing is that the attack charms that used to be drawn with lucky charms are no longer needed. Although there are failures, this is the most normal situation. There are failures and successes, and just take a lucky charm.
One hundred percent successful.
There are smart teachers and students who already know the meaning of the school's performance of this show. Everyone understands it tacitly, and the original dissatisfaction with this show is gone. Everyone will occasionally get together and perform impromptu performances.
Some people even added a lot of plot points. The cleaning aunt of Ziyuan could draw the talisman while saying, "I choose to abandon my empire!", and it even succeeded.
At this moment, this sentence was as if he had been blessed. There was a school to learn from, and he found that he had succeeded in drawing high-level talismans that he had never drawn before.
"No way! Even Heaven thinks we said this?" The student who spoke looked at the talisman in his hand and burst into tears. He thought it was because he couldn't learn it and it was the empire that restricted him.
develop.
Although the deans and elders of the Purple Court and the Blue Court said that this was just a performance, everyone now understood what was going on.
Although no one said it explicitly, the program spread, and it even became a game played by folk children.