Chapter 105 Are the eldest wife and the gardener back?
This was what my uncle Sun Yue said.
Qi Yuncheng imagined the scene, his expression was quite happy, but he stopped talking. He put his hands behind his back, raised his feet, lowered his head and kept digging at the stage floor.
"Okay! My dad is really a chicken."
Hearing this, the audience couldn't help it anymore, and just for a moment, they couldn't remember that Qi Yuncheng came to replace the class.
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I really thought it was his special performance.
Because everything is within the rhythm of his story.
Qi Yuncheng quickly explained, "I saw a bug here...!"
"That's still a chicken, don't mention this."
"Master, please!"
Suddenly Qi Yuncheng returned to his own story, stretched out his hand sideways, and made a gesture of asking for permission.
When Sun Yue saw it, he had no choice but to say, "Let's go inside first, so as not to dig outside for food!"
"The two butlers are waiting for me to enter the living room, hoping to take off my hat first."
He raised his hand to pick it off, but his hand paused on his head for a moment and seemed unable to get it off. Qi Yuncheng was puzzled and suddenly pulled hard, but it still didn't work.
Just step to the side.
"Butler, bring me a vise!"
"Huo! It's time to unscrew the screw!!"
"I lifted the hat and handed it over. It was so sweaty."
When Sun Yue saw this, he was very happy, "My father soaked Hailong with sweat."
"The old man laughed himself and even said a poem about Tang Dynasty."
"indeed?"
After wiping his face, Qi Yuncheng smiled bitterly and said, "It's so hot that I feel like a grandson."
"These are not Tang poems!!" Sun Yue complained.
"After everything is done, the two butlers will come over. Master, please sit down!
There is a chair at the back, and the whole chair is made of ivory, and when you sit on it, there is a whole ivory tusk with a sharp point."
Qi Yuncheng made gestures with his left and right hands up and down a length of several dozen centimeters.
Sun Yue showed no expression at this gesture, "Is this a chair, or a shelf for hanging people?"
"Master, please!
The old man was frightened when he saw this, and waved his hand, flax fell! Flax fell!"
"What a mess you are."
Ha ha ha ha!
Eh~~
After hearing the old man's favorite words, the group of people below almost stopped laughing. The joy of leaning forward and backward was so familiar.
But let’s not talk about it, gentlemen. In this era and in this society, how can girls know so little about it?
And Qi Yuncheng was able to talk more because it was a small theater. After all, it was not a big venue, so he had to pay attention to other messy dimensions.
As for what image.
He is a crosstalk talker, what kind of image does he want?
At this time, a girl in the back row of the theater was already laughing very happily like a group of people, and then asked her senior sister.
"How about it, is it fun?"
Song Yi could no longer hold back his smile and kept nodding.
At the same time, I thought back to the previous cross talk sessions. They had fixed baggage and laugh points, so I could rest for a while.
But as soon as he appeared, the laughter in the audience almost never stopped.
However, the emotions of Sun Yue and the audience were different at this time.
Xiaoyue couldn't come today, so they must have done something right first, but who would have thought to add this word here, but it's normal.
After all, I know his style.
And it can delay the time.
And the audience laughed for a while.
Qi Yuncheng spoke again, "The old man is well-informed!"
"That's right!" Sun Yue nodded, "That's how knowledgeable he is."
"Then the old man also went to sit down, but he was afraid of sitting in, so he just held the ivory against his lower back."
"This is okay. Use it as a backrest."
"After I sat down, someone handed me the tobacco bag."
Qi Yuncheng picked up the fan on the table and made a comparison, "In the past, smoking pipes were all about ebony poles, jade mouths, and white copper pots!"
"This is top notch."
"But that's not your father. The mouth is made of ice. Laokeng is made of ice. It is the best Cui! The pole is made of Jinsinnan.
This pot is made of pure platinum.
And the pot of smoke inside is from Kanto Taiwanese movies!"
Sun Yue looked at Qi Yuncheng and asked specifically, "Is it okay to smoke this?"
"Generally speaking, smoking damages the lungs, but this cigarette helps digestion, nourishes the lungs and suppresses coughs, and is a cigarette that is used as medicine. After you finish smoking, you knock the pot of cigarette ashes to the ground, and they are still there!
Nowadays there is no place to buy it.
And Teacher Sun’s father smoked this!
So with this status, sit here."
A paragraph of explanatory words came out. Qi Yuncheng held the fan in his right hand at the lower position, then slowly handed it to his mouth and pretended to take a puff.
After inhaling and exhaling, I closed my eyes and showed how much I enjoyed it.
After enjoying it for two or three seconds, the sound slowly came out of his mouth.
“Have the eldest lady and the gardener found them yet??”
One word!
After the audience understood the amount of information, they instantly burst into laughter.
"I'll go, what do you mean, you ran away, right?"
"It's something that happens to wealthy people. This could make a TV series possible!"
“Teacher Sun’s house is so chaotic!”
"Hahaha! Maybe the gardener is taking the eldest lady here to listen to cross talk!!"
…
The numerous introductions in front of you that show your identity, heighten the atmosphere, and then serve the old man are all based on this sentence.
Turning three times and shaking four times.
Right here.
So the baggage made a crisp sound immediately after it came out.
Even Song Yi himself was sitting on the chair, bending over and laughing non-stop. It was so funny that he couldn't stop smiling even if he wanted to.
However, bursts of movement appeared.
The audience was happy, but Sun Yue stood behind the table without any expression. After a few seconds, he slowly raised his hand to pat Qi Yuncheng, who was enjoying his cigarette.
But for a while I didn’t know how to speak.
I can only say it first.
"You, put down that cigarette for me first!"
Qi Yuncheng suddenly turned around, put down his fan, and looked puzzled, "What's wrong?"
"That means the eldest lady and the gardener ran away, right?"
"yes!"
"Still? Why don't you chase after her quickly?" Sun Yue said anxiously.
"At this time, the two housekeepers are sweating. The old man has sent the cook to look for it."
"cook?"
"The day the cook left, the second wife was gone."
“Okay!!!”
Sun Yue's expression was completely speechless, and at the same time, mixed with the laughter below, he spoke again, "They were all kidnapped."
…
This part of the baggage falls away.
The audience was really happy for a long time.
Crosstalk is like this, just be happy.
However, Qi Yuncheng himself was also paying attention to the time. Anyway, he tried to delay it for a while. After all, Xiaoyue might still be able to come over.
Although he can also save up, I still hope he can come, otherwise this scene will not have much meaning.
But how did he know that in today's theater, there is an actress he will be familiar with in later generations.
And those eyes never moved on him.
But this is nothing special.
Because the whole theater is like this. This chapter has been completed!