Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 15 You just say it’s the bastard left behind by the old man! All the data, please]
Chapter 15 You just say it’s the bastard left behind by the old man! All the data, please]
"Then how about you treat us as our master from now on?"
He said the words fiercely to Luan Yunping.
The audience below burst into laughter.
Many viewers even had a vague feeling that Qi Yuncheng had a grudge against his master. I might add that, but the sneak peek just now was really the soul to them.
Amid laughter, Luan Yunping almost didn't know what to say, "No, our master is still here, and it's really ugly."
"It doesn't matter, let's make up for it with money. Now let's ask you if you want to get pricked."
"Want to pierce it?"
"I dare not say anything else. I will give you one hundred thousand first! You will also have your share of the money in the house at the back."
"One hundred thousand?"
Luan Yunping was really in trouble now. It was a struggle between morality and conscience. She looked at Qi Yuncheng with a grimace and said, "One hundred thousand dollars can't make me violate my conscience.
My parents and master are all here."
"Two hundred thousand!"
"No, let's talk properly first, don't talk about money or not."
"Three hundred thousand!"
"Three hundred thousand is impossible."
"Half a million!!"
Qi Yuncheng's words came out, and Luan Yunping instantly felt like a different person, acting very calmly, "Oh, if the master is gone, he will be gone.
There are half a million, so it won’t be much of a problem.”
Hahahahaha!
"good!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
The audience suddenly burst into joy.
One crop after another is piled high.
"I'm laughing so hard. It's only been a while now that Qi Yuncheng has betrayed someone, and it's Vice President Deyun."
"When it came to Dai Xiao, I had a premonition, but when I actually said it, I was still so caught off guard."
"One thing I have to say is that I hope Qi Yuncheng's team will grow stronger and he will be the Tomb King in the future."
…
Thousands of people were in high spirits, and at this time, Guo Degang in the background was really not mad at the child, but he was also very happy, so he didn't know what his expression was.
Pointing at Qi Yuncheng on the stage, he said, "Brother, the word "Xiao Luan" was definitely invented by Yuncheng, it's so obvious."
When Yu Qian heard the baggage on the stage, he laughed loudly and then said something.
"You can see the style, so I asked why the backstage scenes lasted so long. The emotions are here."
After saying these two sentences, there were far more than just the two of them in the background.
Shaobing, Xiaoyue and others are all here.
Knowing that Qi Yuncheng had beaten them up before, he didn't feel anything at all, but at this time, Wu Daxia really felt goosebumps.
Let them say it, they can do it even if they bite the bullet.
It's a performance.
But my heart is definitely trembling because of the rules they have cultivated since childhood.
But the two people on the stage didn't have this, so they were very happy when they smashed and hung, which is why there was such a big feedback.
"I'll make it up to you, right?",
On the stage, amidst the laughter, Qi Yuncheng happily said something.
Luan Yunping was naturally very happy, that's five hundred thousand.
It's just that Qi Yuncheng had so few ideas. After the atmosphere calmed down a little, he sounded a little tentative.
"You've got your belt on, why don't you put on your robe too."
"Filial robe?"
As soon as she said this, Luan Yunping subconsciously made signs on her body, and then after thinking about how she looked, she decisively refused, "This won't work. When I put it on, my colleagues said that both of Luan Yunping's parents were wearing mourning clothes.
If it’s just a belt, I can still deal with it.”
Qi Yuncheng was unhappy and glanced at him, "Don't hold me back, Peking Opera Hong Ni Guan has a little painted face on stage, dressed from head to toe like a white man.
Is it possible that he is no longer alive?"
Luan Yunping moved forward and stopped, "I know what you're talking about. People are just a show. Besides, they wear mourning clothes and give them bonus money."
"Hi!"
Qi Yuncheng talked for a long time and thought it was something, but he still wanted money, so he simply said, "I'm just asking you if you want to wear something?"
"Do you want to wear it?" Luan Yunping repeated what she had just asked.
"Take two and go!"
"cucumber?"
Qi Yuncheng nodded at Luan Yunping in disgust, "I haven't seen anything on the market at first glance, two pieces of gold, one half a pound.
Just ask if you want it!
Wear it if you want it, pull it down if you don’t want it.”
"wear!!!"
For fear of missing something good, Luan Yunping quickly answered.
"Those who talk about cross talk are smart after all, not just for money."
"That is!"
"There's just one more thing I need to tell you!"
The voice fell
Qi Yuncheng began to look at him again, and when he looked at him, Luan Yunping felt cold all over even if she was being held in front of the table.
Don't know what he is thinking.
As for what else he could think of, it was to trick him into wearing a filial piety hat, white shoes and a red heel.
And after all this time spent fooling around.
Soon we came to the last part.
That is the banner-beating, which is the most important part of this cross talk.
But when she knew that she was going to write a banner with the words "Western Welcome", Luan Yunping really quit. She supported the crosstalk table with one hand and waved with the other.
"No, I'm not going! Are you looking for someone to be your son? There are so many people backstage, why didn't you come find me earlier?"
"I looked for them, and they don't look like them."
"If you co-author a portrait of me? I won't do it either. I have two parents, how depressing it is. My colleagues in the industry will laugh at me when the time comes."
Qi Yuncheng smashed his lips and exhorted, "There are so many gold bars, and the old man also has more than 8,000 acres of rubber forest."
"No!" Luan Yunping replied hastily.
"More than twenty ships!"
"I do not care!"
"A dozen banks are yours!"
"I've seen them all!"
"So many traders are yours!"
"Then don't give it all to me!"
"The old man has four female secretaries in front of him!"
"The old man is already eighty-five this year, but the female secretary is also seventy!"
"Those four are Asian ladies! They are all as beautiful as angels. My aunts and grandmothers said that whoever flags down the four secretaries will be hers.
After finishing the work, move to Nanyang and live there. The business will be yours. The five of you can live together and enjoy endless prosperity and wealth.
If you don't do it, someone else will."
嘡嘡嘡!
He teased and yelled out the controversial words with almost no pause, in order to express the emotions of the characters.
Even though he didn't say much, the back and forth was emotional.
It’s also the skill of cross talk!
But when Luan Yunping heard the female secretary's words, Luan Yunping, who was still angry, froze on the spot for half a second. In this half second, the old and young men below were full of smiles.
Who wouldn’t want four female secretaries?
Still so beautiful.
Luan Yunping naturally did the same. When she recovered, she quickly went to call Qi Yuncheng who was about to step down.
"return!!!"
As soon as he shouted, Qi Yuncheng, who was about to go down, was startled, and suddenly turned around, "What are you doing? If you don't do it, others will."
"Don't be angry, don't be angry." Luan Yunping, who had changed her mind, quickly said something nice and smiled, "I was confused just now, this is okay!"
He agreed, but Qi Yuncheng's face did not improve. He clapped his hands and said, "Whatever you do, look at your state.
Besides, if I really find you and ask you to beat up banners and cry like this, the neighbors will say it’s not right, the old man has never had a son or grandson in his life, where does this come from!”
"Yo!"
This matter also made Luan Yunping a little uncomfortable, and she couldn't say anything for a long time.
However, Qi Yuncheng's expression changed and he came up with a way. He looked at his partner and said, "How about this.
Just say that the old man visited the red light district when he was young and left behind a bastard."
Ha ha ha ha!!
As soon as the word "bastard" was spoken, the thousands of spectators in the audience were completely off guard by Qi Yuncheng.
He laughed so hard that he laughed so hard that the muscles on his face began to stiffen with joy.
There was no way, the crosstalk between the two of them never stopped.
"It's over, it's over. I'm probably going to die laughing here. Facts have proved that Qi Yuncheng not only harmed Master, but also everyone around him."
"I feel so sorry for Captain Luan that he is the only one praising Qi Yuncheng."
"Ah! I like Qi Yuncheng so much that I couldn't laugh enough all night long. From now on I will definitely push him alone."
"Ask when his next show is. If you don't go to see it, I really think it would be a huge regret."