Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 149 It's New Year's Eve, let's change Teacher Yu into thongs!
Chapter 149 It's New Year's Eve, let's change Teacher Yu into thongs!
"Da Lin? I ask again, are you really not going? It would be a pity not to go. Third brother and I are treating you!"
Backstage, Yan Hexiang never forgot about the barbecue.
After all, it’s more lively when there are more people.
But Dalin was really sure this time, so he didn't feel any excitement at all, and besides, he was now officially learning cross talk.
Self-discipline is still possible.
When it came to cross talk, Dalin didn't chat for long. At the same time, he was afraid that he would really be tempted. After all, at his age, how could he not be greedy, otherwise he wouldn't be so fat.
So I immediately turned to the side curtain to listen to the cross talk of my third brother Kong Yunlong.
After Qi Yuncheng and the others finished their performance, it was he and his partner who took over the scene
I am also familiar with the show I performed, it is "Selling Screams"!
A very traditional cross talk.
The more traditional it is, the harder it is to get there, but that doesn't matter to Kong Yunlong at all.
Because he had worked as a doorman before, it was no problem to yell at people.
The performance came naturally and fluently.
After he finished, the rest of the program went on without any surprises, and the atmosphere became increasingly high.
And when the time came to eleven o'clock, Gao Feng was in second place.
After finishing the second sentence, Guo Degang and Yu Qian appeared again.
Needless to say, their performance was lively throughout the whole process, because Deyun was impressed by the abilities of the two elders.
Most of the other disciples just rely on their reputation.
After all, their and Deyun's influence lies here.
If a disciple can realize this, then everything will be fine. If you don't realize it and think it's just yourself, you will definitely be setting yourself up for trouble.
But it’s really getting late for this performance.
It's almost twelve o'clock.
Look at this time, just after Guo De said the formal cross talk and returned to one scene, he quickly called all the actors to come out.
The actors also know the time, appearing one after another for just a few seconds,
The stage with only two people in the North Exhibition suddenly turned into dozens of people!
Look at these actors.
Guo Degang still explained to the audience, "These are some of Deyun's actors. Because the old gentlemen include those who live far away and those who have something to do tomorrow, I asked them to go home first."
"The Indestructible King of the Great Village"
I disagree, there are so many people in Deyun now.
…”
As he was talking, a girl suddenly ran out from under the large stage. She was the only one, but she was not shy at all. She stretched out her hand forward as if to give what she had in her hand to the actor.
Guo De was puzzled as soon as he saw it!
"What is this, girl! Give me a rope? Yuncheng, go get it and take a look!"
"Eh!"
Qi Yuncheng, who was standing behind the master, immediately broke away from the group, and then stepped forward to take the thing from the girl's hand. He was happy when he took it.
Because it is indeed a rope and made of cotton.
But the shape of this cotton rope is a little different. It is a circle with a horizontal rope in the middle and falling downwards.
Say nothing.
Qi Yuncheng gave this thing to his master.
After Guo De just saw it, he couldn't help but smile. He just held it in his hand and showed it.
"I have to introduce it, because this kid Yuncheng said a long time ago that Teacher Yu likes to wear thongs backstage.
But lost it!
So the audience made a T-string cotton pants!!
Come, it’s Chinese New Year!
Let Teacher Yu put it on!"
Ha ha ha ha!
"good!!!"
As soon as Guo Degang took out the thong in his hand, the audience burst into laughter.
When Yu Qian took over the thong behind the table, he was also very happy.
Who would have thought that someone would actually give this as a gift?
Amid this commotion, Qi Yuncheng, who was standing next to him, did not forget to lean over to help, "Uncle, let me help you change!!"
"go!!"
Yu Qian hurriedly fired, fearing that his hands would really be untied by him, after all, his hands were already here, and seeing this scene, everyone felt happy again.
Guo Degang felt happy at this time and continued to speak, "Qi Yuncheng! I took off my mandarin jacket today and you all saw it. I don't know how such a talent came out.
But behind the scenes, this kid is indeed very strict and can definitely help his uncle dress comfortably.
Hurry up, we are all waiting to see."
"oops!"
Yu Qian quickly took the thing and took a few steps back, and waved his hand, "Okay, this thing looks quite festive, I'll keep it."
"Okay! If you want to see a photo of Teacher Yu wearing a thong later, come and line up behind the scenes. Each photo costs 20 yuan!"
"screw you!"
The old couple were joking with each other on the stage. They had a tacit understanding of each other for many years, but they didn't make much noise. Guo Degang took another look at the actors behind him and said, "It's really late today. Let's all sing a few lines of "West Wing" together.
Bar."
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
The audience in the audience applauded again.
Guo De just picked up the fan and started to speak in an accent. He didn't ask the actors to perform as usual, because it was too late.
At the same time, they had to attend some things, so they couldn't delay.
But he didn't save any energy, and his tone was a few degrees higher than usual.
"With tears in my eyes, send Zhang Lang away~~
You won the prize early, No. 1 Scholar~~
In the west chamber, the phoenix begs for the phoenix. Just complain, you mother-in-law~~
The sky is blue and the flowers are yellow, the west wind is blowing from the north and the geese are flying to the south~~
Whoever comes in the morning will be stained with frost and the forest will be full of tears. The heart is melancholy and the setting sun hangs in the woods. Send one to the young master Xiao Zhanglang in Ten Mile Pavilion~~
You have to return home early, hey, hey, hey, hey."
…
After simply singing this section, Guo Degang immediately turned back to Shaobing to ask the time to see if he could still come. But when he found out that it was not possible, he had to turn around and speak again.
"Thank you all for your persistence, I can see it so late, but it will be dawn in the middle of the night, so it will be a problem for you to ask me for something early."
Yu Qian: "Hey! What a mess!"
"Deyun Society has a little song called "The Truth", which I dedicate to you!"
"You are all familiar with this too!"
"Speaking of heaven being dear~~Heaven is also considered dear~~The sky has the sun, moon and stars~~
The shuttle of the sun and the moon makes people grow old~~it takes away so many people in the world~~
The earth is said to be dear~~The earth is also considered dear~~
All things growing on the earth are like gold~~
…
I remember there was such an old saying in the early years~~
No gentleman can support artists~~
Yesterday, we braved the wind and snow to come to Saibei~~"
Suddenly, Guo Degang lifted up his coat and kicked his legs, "I'm going to the south of the Yangtze River today~~ The peaches and apricots are competing for spring~~
I advise you not to get involved in wine, sex, wealth, eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling~~
If you have nothing to do, come to Deyun Club and relax by listening to a couple of crosstalks~~
Hold your fists and hold your hands in respect, everyone~~
May you all be blessed with wealth and wealth~~"
"good!!!"
"Quick quack quack quack!"
As soon as he finished singing the truth, the audience immediately responded one after another.
To be able to hold on for so long this late at night is because I like Deyun Society.
At the same time, Guo Degang also walked out of the microphone, bowing while cupping his hands!
“Have a good time out of the box, I’m here to wish you all an early New Year!!!”
Guo De just bowed and straightened up, not realizing his mistake at all, as people sometimes do.
But at this time, the stage and the audience were already filled with joy. It was incredible to catch Guo Degang, the leader of Deyun Group, making a slip of the tongue.
So Qi Yuncheng, Shaobing, Yue Yunpeng and a group of actors behind them stopped laughing, and it took a while before they said anything.
"Master!! It's sealing!!"
"Oh!!" Guo Degang's eyes were startled, and he realized later that he was too anxious. He quickly corrected with a smile, "Open the box, seal it! Same! Sealing is good!"
Happy New Year to everyone!!” This chapter has been completed!