"Take your time! But Xiaoyue's side is really coming soon. Then there will be a lot of excitement. There will be a wedding in April."
"Yes, we are happy to see our children get married and start a business. Speaking of which, Xiaoyue's journey has not been easy."
"It's mainly because I'm enlightened and I've been growing recently."
In the side scene, Guo Degang and Yu Qian said a few words to each other, and then continued to watch the children's performance with peace of mind. Then from time to time, several children came over to watch and talk.
Although they are saving for the next show and need to have a good rest, they are just sitting here at the moment, so it is not bad.
At this time, Qi Yuncheng was still hosting his own radio station seriously.
"In order to satisfy the enthusiastic audience's letters, we have arranged for you Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping's cross talk!
Please enjoy the clip from the traditional program "Name the Dish"!"
"Oh, I really want to broadcast it."
"First of all, please enjoy the entrance part."
"This is a matter of skill."
Turning slightly sideways, Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath and started his basic skills.
"Steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose... What should I do if I get athlete's foot!!"
"What is this!!"
While listening, Luan Yunping was suddenly startled, and at the same time, there was a burst of laughter below.
“Why are there ads here?”
"It doesn't matter if you have athlete's foot. You are welcome to use the brand ointment of "Bai Ri Yi Yi Shan Yue Yellow River Flows into the Sea"
"This name is too long."
"Using Bairi Yishan to drain the Yellow River into the sea, Yuqing Qianlimu to reach a higher level brand ointment can effectively inhibit various types of athlete's foot.
Welcome to choose the brand ointment that covers the mountains and drains the Yellow River into the sea. If you want to see a thousand miles away, you can reach a higher level!
This ointment is produced by the No. 2 Pharmaceutical Factory, which is made by the No. 2 Pharmaceutical Factory who sweats the soil while hoeing the crops at noon. Who knows that every grain of food on the plate is hard work!
Live carp, salted duck, and tube chicken, the cross talk show is over!"
"There is no cross talk here! Appreciation of the entire Tang poetry!"
Ha ha ha ha!
A handful and a tease!
Such a segment was performed on the stage, and many viewers were already laughing non-stop, because although the burden of this cross talk is not a big burden, it is very dense.
It is a section that can make the audience feel interesting and amused, and then laugh after listening to it. At the same time, it can make the audience feel more emotional while listening to the cross talk.
This is the role of the second half.
However, as a radio host, Qi Yuncheng could not speak too much and continued to do his own thing.
"The above program is produced by Bai Ri Yi Yi Shan, the Yellow River flows into the sea..."
"Okay!" Luan Yunping quickly stopped, "Look at what Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping said in their cross talk."
"The Beauty of the Sun and the Moon"
"Listener friends!"
"What kind of show is this?"
Qi Yuncheng held the table and said, "As a Yanjing native, don't you like fried noodles?"
"What is this?" Luan Yunping asked in confusion.
"Then when eating fried noodles, don't you need some soybeans?"
"Oh!" After Luan Yunping understood, she looked at the audience and explained to those who didn't understand, "Everyone, this is a soybean advertisement."
"Don't you think you need some cucumber when eating fried noodles?"
"An ad for cucumbers?"
“Don’t you need a little yellow sauce when eating fried noodles?”
"What kind of advertisement is this?"
Luan Yunping looked puzzled, and Qi Yuncheng immediately raised his head and asked, "When eating fried noodles, don't you need to look at the yellow plate?"
"Never heard of it!! Who is eating Zhajangmyeon***!"
When Qi Yuncheng suddenly said what he just said, he subconsciously became frightened and quickly waved his hands.
"I'm sorry, there's something wrong with the line. I just connected to Luan Yunping's radio tuner."
When Luan Yunping said this, she was very happy, "I'm always there!"
"What you are going to enjoy next are commercials!"
"here we go again!"
"Hey, isn't this Teacher Luan Yunping?
It’s me! (lowering throat)”
"Why am I making such a sound?" Luan Yunping added.
Qi Yuncheng was also puzzled and asked quickly, "What's wrong with your throat?"
Hi, hemorrhoids!!”
"I've never heard of it!!" The more she spoke, the more outrageous she became. Luan Yunping pointed at her throat and said silently, "Hemorrhoids are causing your throat?"
"It doesn't matter if you have hemorrhoids. You are welcome to choose Deyun Qingyin Pills. Taking Qingyin Pills will ensure that your voice is clear and loud."
"What about my hemorrhoids?"
"Go to the hospital!!"
"Nonsense! You should have gone to the hospital a long time ago."
After the commercial was broadcast, Qi Yuncheng started his own program again, deliberately amplifying his voice.
"Dear audience friends, now is the time for our Pingju opera laymen to sing."
"Then why sing so well?"
After another compliment, Luan Yunping calmed herself down a little.
This program is actually a lot of gossip, so every time Qi Yuncheng speaks, Luan Yunping has to come up with something funny.
And every sentence requires size, so this really requires experience and tacit understanding.
But Luan Yunping knew it while performing, and the effect was pretty good.
Then he continued to look at his partner.
"As we all know, Ping Opera is the main local opera in Northeast China and North China. It is easy to understand and has many fans among the people.
We selected the two most laymen friends among many foreigners."
"Good guy, this is pretty awesome."
“One of these two people’s online names is called Who Come to Kill Me, and the other is called Let Me Kill Who!”
"This is the best partner."
"The two of them are going to perform a duet with Yang Ershe for alms. This is a traditional program. One of them sings Hua Dan, and the other sings Xiaosheng.
Hua Dan's voice is very high, soaring into the clouds, and Xiao Sheng's singing voice is full of melodious and melodious charm!
Singing it will shock the heavens and make the ghosts and gods weep!"
Luan Yunping: "Then let's listen!"
Once the words are given.
Qi Yuncheng really had to make some preparations himself, because he really doesn't sing well, and it was also for the sake of today's performance and a higher system score.
It also has more purchasing power.
So after a few seconds of brewing, a high-pitched voice suddenly came out.
"There is an adult in Henan, Yang, Yang Jifeng!!!!"
This sound was heard clearly by the entire theater without a microphone, and the expressions of the audience instantly became excited.
After all, a high-pitched voice can easily make people emotional.
But Luan Yunping was different. She was startled and clutched her heart in pain.
A few seconds later, Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and lowered his voice, "That's my father's second-rank official~~"
"This is too low."
"(Gao) Ask your parents how they are doing!!!"
"Ouch!"
"(Low) My parents are unfortunately in trouble~~"
"Okay, okay!" Luan Yun grabbed Qi Yuncheng, and then waved her hand, "I almost feel like I'm going crazy. If I sing again, do you believe I'll kill them both?"