Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 177: In broad daylight, the world is bright and clear, why is there not even a bad guy!
Chapter 177: In broad daylight, the world is bright and clear, why is there not even a bad guy!
"Huh? Your research is pretty high-end, time travel?"
Luan Yunping never expected that he was studying this thing, and was very puzzled.
Qi Yuncheng next to him had his hands folded in his hands, looking very humble.
"I have been studying it for more than ten years, but in the past two years, TV series have borrowed my techniques!"
"Learning from your techniques?"
"Including some time-travel novels, people live in modern times, and something suddenly happens, and the pants are wiped - they time-travel."
When her pants were wiped like this, Luan Yunping frowned and complained, "Is this a slip-on? It's not wearing it."
"Passing through, crossing over, isn't it? Is it crossing over or crossing over?"
"Time travel! You've been studying it for more than ten years and you still can't figure it out. Then your body is good enough?"
Qi Yuncheng knew that there was no such thing as the last part of the sentence, so he immediately added with a smile, "I always catch cold."
"Hey! Let's get down to business."
"I have been studying time travel for more than ten years. As for how to time travel..." Qi Yuncheng said and stretched out his hands to make gestures.
“It means maintaining a synchronized space, and the two spaces must maintain a parallel state.
As long as the position is suitable in all aspects, then you will definitely be able to wipe your pants smoothly——"
"Can you really travel through the past?"
"Yes! There are many novels and TV series, and I have researched them, and sometimes I am so confused when I eat!"
"Yeah?"
"Take that bowl!"
Qi Yuncheng held a bowl with both hands, and then stared, "Can I travel through time? Can I travel through time?"
As you all know, my master Guo Degang is sitting next to me and helping me."
"How can I help?"
"Let's go!!" Qi Yuncheng suddenly pressed down, and there were some chuckles below, and then the actor said expressionlessly, "Actually, it's okay if you just eat rice."
"how?"
"The key is that he likes to eat fried noodles."
"Good guy."
Now, even though Luan Yunping knew the words, she could hardly hold back her laughter and said subconsciously, "I finally know why you wanted to harm Master before.
This all happens for a reason.”
Ha ha ha ha!
There was a burst of laughter.
Qi Yun was speechless in Chengdu. The words must have been right, but how could it be that the actors didn't perform well? However, he didn't answer much.
He showed a puzzled expression and took the noodles on his face bit by bit.
"Do you think I can travel through time?"
"Then try more."
"I can hold a soda bottle, too." Qi Yuncheng stared at himself with one eye open and one closed, as if he was holding a bottle in his right hand, "Can I time travel?"
Luan Yunping said: "Is this possible?"
Qi Yuncheng: "These eyes are too small."
Luan Yunping: "Yes."
Qi Yuncheng: "There is also a toilet, so do I."
Luan Yunping: "This is big."
Qi Yuncheng lowered his body, looked at it and shouted again, "Can I travel through time? Answer me! Answer me! Ugh~~"
"Good guy, the more I look at it, the more disgusting it becomes."
"Then I remembered that there are prerequisites for TV series to travel through him."
"What prerequisites?"
"For example, being killed."
"Still being killed?" Luan Yunping didn't understand this particularly well.
"Walking on the street in the middle of the night, someone came over and stabbed me, then I just wiped my pants——"
"Time traveled?"
"Hey, you can give this a try." Qi Yuncheng felt inexplicably confident when he thought about it. He glanced at his partner and shouted with his head held high.
"Try it, walk on the street in the middle of the night. Come on, who will kill me? Hello friends, who will kill me?
It’s broad daylight and the world is bright, why is there not even a bad guy?”
"You're looking for a bad guy."
"Eh!"
Suddenly his eyes were fixed, Qi Yuncheng pointed to the one o'clock direction with great interest, and asked in confusion, "There is a girl in front of me, could she be a bad person?
I followed her."
Watching her partner's performance throughout, Luan Yunping's voice became softer, "Are you following?"
"Follow her, but as we walk, the girl turns around, as if she has discovered her."
"Then I saw you."
"You were walking so fast, you scared me." His expression went blank, Qi Yuncheng suddenly turned his head and glanced behind him, then quickly turned back and said nervously.
"No, she walked fast, and I had to catch up quickly. She started running after a while, and I ran when she ran. She made a squealing voice, and I followed her."
"Okay? The wolf is coming?"
"When we turned the corner, she entered the corridor. I was as tired as anything, but I didn't find anything chasing us."
Luan Yunping didn't even think about it and said quickly, "That's why they treat you as a bad person."
"Tsk, it didn't work." Qi Yuncheng scratched his head with a little regret, "But after further research, I found that car accident is a good solution."
"Or die?"
"Get on the road, stand on the street and a car comes. Come on, hit me!"
"Aren't you looking for death?" Luan Yunping was speechless.
"He really came to me, I want to travel through time!! Duang!"
"Really hit?"
"When I opened my eyes again, I was in the hospital."
"Not in the hospital?"
Qi Yuncheng put one hand on the table and began to introduce the scene, "I was lying on the bed, the wall was white, and the sheets were also white.
There is also an infusion bottle hanging next to it.
There is also a small table with several bottles of water and a plate with raisins."
"Good stuff!"
"My master is sitting next to you! You are awake!
I said it’s okay, Master, don’t worry, it’s okay, why don’t I practice time travel?”
After saying this, Qi Yuncheng saw something in his eyes, his expression became a little ugly, and he pointed with his hand, "Oh, who bought me these raisins?
I don't like raisins the most.
Master spoke now."
"say what?"
"I bought grapes, and you have been unconscious for more than a year."
"Hooh!!!"
He was surprised, followed by bursts of laughter.
The main thing about this joke is that it is new and very suitable for the curious state of young people, so it is very fun to listen to.
But there were many old people at the scene, so it sounded a little confusing.
However, baggage and other things can still bring out a lot of laughter, so there are also some older people who smile at the corners of their mouths.
Regarding this, a group of people in the side curtain are observing the atmosphere and effect.
There shouldn't be much of a problem by now.
At this time, in the front row of the auditorium, was the girl who had given Qi Yuncheng that special bouquet.
But he smiled and said something to the grandfather next to him.
"How about it? Qi Yuncheng's cross talk is very interesting! I see several old men around me smiling."
The old man showed no expression at all, "It's not bad! At most, it can be seen that he has some performance and experience."
"I really can't say enough about you."
This girl was quite speechless, and it was precisely because of her grandfather's behavior that she didn't even go when the actors came on stage to give gifts.
I'm just afraid that he won't be happy.
But I think it’s normal. Old people like grandpa must have different concerns than them.
So for the performance just now, some people thought it was good, and some people thought it was just okay.
Because their tastes are different and they like traditional ones, naturally this new joke will definitely not fit in with their ideas.