Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 178 Emotional time travel is very simple, touch the switch and leave, hit the wall and come back!
Chapter 178 Emotional time travel is very simple, touch the switch and leave, hit the wall and come back!
"Hey! I felt so sad even after I was discharged from the hospital!"
On the stage, Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath and cried.
Luan Yunping said, "It's good if you can come out."
"If you failed to time travel and caused such a big trouble to your family, what's the point of living? If you die, touch the switch."
"Hey, are you really coming?"
"Just touch the switch!"
"Dead?"
"Hey! Pants wipe——"
This time, the movement of trousers was more real. Luan Yunping's expression was stunned, "Good guy, have you really traveled through time?"
"I never thought I would succeed. Please remember my good advice!"
"What's wrong?"
"As long as you want to travel through time, just touch the switch, because I really succeeded, I really traveled through time."
After saying this sentence, Qi Yuncheng stood on the stage and told the truth, but his partners, the elders behind the curtain, and thousands of young and old men below him.
It will only be treated as a joke.
At this time, Luan Yunping still shook her head, "No one would learn this thing."
"There was a white light in front of my eyes! When I opened my eyes again, I was sitting in the garden. In front of me was the Eight Immortals table, four dried fruits, four fresh fruits, four preserves, four cold meats, three sweet bowls and four snacks!"
“So particular.”
"The Manchus and Han Dynasty are all here! There are countless maids and talented women on both sides." As he spoke, Qi Yuncheng pointed at himself, "Look at me wearing a flowered feather on my head, a three-striped beard, and there are court beads hanging here."
"An official?"
"Ha! You are so distinguished. Look both ways! Who am I?"
"Still asking now."
"The beautiful lady next to me is happy."
Qi Yuncheng pointed with his hand, changed roles at the same time and spoke with a smile, "Hey, why have you forgotten yourself? You are with the adults."
"oh???"
This sound was not made by Luan Yunping, but by the audience below, who were all familiar with this character.
Qi Yuncheng himself looked like he couldn't believe it, and then he clapped his hands happily, "Hey! He Shen, this is it.
He was a highly respected official in the Qing Dynasty."
"This is a high official!" Luan Yunping shouted in a loud voice.
"The Manchurian Zhenghongqi Niu Colu family, Heshen and Shirong, were the in-laws of Emperor Qianlong and the leader of the military minister.
The most distinguished one, a first-class loyal and virtuous man!"
"yes!"
"Oh!" Qi Yuncheng kept looking around, feeling as happy as he could, and then he spoke arrogantly to his servants.
"I told you all to be obedient. I just came today! Let's have a meal together. Are the dishes ready?
The servant replied, "Yes, sir. The dishes are ready in the morning. You can eat."
Okay, everything is fine, Lord Qianlong loves me the most, and whoever has me will belong to you."
Luan Yunping said: "That is."
"Oh, my lord, you have forgotten that Emperor Qianlong passed away."
moment.
Qi Yuncheng was quiet on the stage, and his expression looked as if he had encountered a ghost.
And the audience was naturally happy.
After waiting for a while, he said again teasingly, "When did it happen?
Sir, it’s the third day of the first lunar month.
Today is?
The eighteenth day of the first lunar month."
After performing the character, Qi Yuncheng folded his hands and whispered to the audience below: "Everyone, I have read history. The eighteenth day of the first lunar month is the day He Shen died."
Luan Yunping pointed with her hand, "On the day of death?"
"It was his last day when I traveled through time? Oh my, what should I do?
But just as he was talking, a group of eunuchs came, holding a white silk ribbon.
Sir, the emperor allows you to ascend to heaven."
"Give me white."
"Anyone who has read history knows that He Shen finally hanged himself on the eighteenth day of the first lunar month."
"yes!"
Taking the things with both hands, Qi Yuncheng felt aggrieved, "I cried when I dragged Bai Lingzi over, but I want to have my last dignity."
"Still dignified?"
"Down with Sakura imperialism!" Qi Yuncheng suddenly raised his right hand.
"This is all such a mess!!"
…
"good!!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
This sentence is nothing else, but the heavenly audience can give it applause.
But when they applauded, Luan Yunping spoke anxiously and pressed her hand down, "Okay, you won't even touch me."
Qi Yuncheng himself even explained, "Then why do all the heroes shout like this when I see them on TV?"
"That's true, but things are far different."
"After shouting, I waved my hand, um, let's discuss something. I am a very human minister, but if you are going to die today, you have to be nicer to me.
First of all, I want my coffin to be a top-notch one, with a sunroof and leather seats."
"Are you planning to die in a car? How could they understand?"
"If you don't understand, just research it. I'll take a walk first."
"Liu Liu?"
"The eunuchs were discussing together. Anyway, they knew that I couldn't run away. But I wiped my head and walked away. When I turned around, there was a figure with my back against the wall, and I bumped into it with a bang.
My eyes went dark, my pants were wiped——
I'll be back."
There was another familiar sound. Luan Yunping was stunned when she heard it, "I thought it was a collision."
"What are you talking about? But I understand it." Qi Yuncheng suddenly realized, "Emotional travel is very simple. Just touch the switch and leave, and hit the wall and come back."
"Look, this is a pattern."
"And I've learned a lesson this time."
"how?"
"You can't travel to ancient times. It doesn't have a switch."
"Tsk! That's right." Luan Yunping nodded and agreed with this statement.
"If you want to come back, you have to hit the wall, and your head will be bruised and bloody. You can travel to the Republic of China."
"Then there will be electricity."
"As soon as you touch the switch, oh, wipe your pants——"
"Here we go again."
"I opened my eyes again." Qi Yun closed and opened his eyes, then looked around carefully, "I found that I was sitting on the train.
It's bright outside the window.
And I was dressed as a general, had a beard, and was holding my knife.
Open your mouth and speak.
What time is it!"
"Northeastern accent?" Luan Yunping was curious as she listened to the words.
Qi Yuncheng tilted his head and wondered, "Why did I say something in Northeastern dialect?
There was an adjutant nearby at this time, reporting to the commander that it was past five o'clock in the morning.
Who am I?
You, Marshal, Zhang Zuolin!
Oh my god, that’s great, then the three eastern provinces are all mine.”
Luan Yunping responded, "That's not true!"
"Where to?
Report to Commander, Huanggutun!
duang!!!!!”
Before he could react, Qi Yuncheng on the stage suddenly shouted. Luan Yunping was startled and took half a step back quickly, while the audience below burst into laughter.
Later, Qi Yuncheng had to explain, "The people from Sakura Island planted explosives, and Huanggutun flew them away for me.
At the moment I have to shout!
Down with Sakura Imperialism!!”
"Oh, I shouted right this time." Luan Yunping came back and said.
"After I came back, I thought about it. I can come back even if my relationship dies, and I can come back even if I hit a wall. But when I come back, I am coming back. My dream of traveling through time has not come true.
If I travel again, I hope to go back to the ancient times of our country. I want to be a hero."
"Heroes of ancient times?"
"As soon as I touch the switch, oh my pants are gone."
"This time?"
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[Originally, I wanted to wait until the meal was finished, and then write out the one in the evening and send it out together. Since someone urged me, I will send out the one first!
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