Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 203 Master, tonight's program between you and the uncle, will there be Fenhe Bay?
Chapter 203 Master, tonight's program between you and the uncle, will there be Fenhe Bay?
Carry all the way to the backstage.
When the children laid Yu Qian down on the sofa, Guo Degang turned around and looked around and found that Shaobing and Xiaosi were not there.
I know it's time to go on stage.
But the more this happens, the more worried and panicked I become.
Half an hour is enough for something.
So he shouted quickly.
"Take off your uncle's clothes, and then buy some more mineral water to induce vomiting. Otherwise, how will you do this?
It’s going to be on stage soon.”
In fact, there is no need for him to say it.
A group of actors backstage have already begun to work.
Those who bought water, prepared towels, and Qi Yuncheng helped the uncle take off his clothes.
As long as you can sober up, it really doesn't matter.
So after a while, the uncle was lying on the sofa, wearing only a white coat and shorts, which was very cool.
It's still February and it's almost March. Although it's not too cold, wearing this kind of clothes is quite uncomfortable no matter where you go.
But the uncle drank, and even so he was not awake.
Fortunately, the water was prepared quickly. Without saying a word, several people started to help the uncle drink it.
There wasn't much of a reaction after I went down.
But it can’t handle the large amount.
He threw up everything he drank as soon as he raised his head. Only in this way can he sober up as quickly as possible.
Just like this, going back and forth, Yu Qian's clothes got wet in large areas, and patches of water spilled on the ground backstage.
Fortunately, I own the backstage, so I can do whatever I want with it.
But just when a group of people were busy filling water and wiping, Qi Yuncheng suddenly thought of something, and without speaking to the master, he turned around and went to the side curtain.
The purpose is to make the shaobing and the small four yards behind.
How can I possibly come to power in my current state?
After going up to the side curtain.
The first thing Qi Yuncheng saw was the big shape of Shaobing, and then Xiao Si was beside him and complimented him from time to time.
But I haven't reached the state of panic yet.
Because it is still normal time at this time, both of them are still using normal words.
It's just that Shaobing would look at the side screen from time to time because he knew something was going on.
So it’s been almost half an hour, and I haven’t dared to tell the truth.
At this time, I happened to take a look and found that there had been no one on the side screen. I was finally greeted. I was very happy, but the next second Qi Yuncheng gave a sign behind the code.
My heart suddenly felt like I had eaten something dirty.
I don’t know how to do it, but I have no choice but to face the more than 400 stares and continue talking.
"How's it going? Did you tell me?"
As soon as Qi Yuncheng came down, Guo Degang asked.
"I said it, but how long does it have to be delayed?"
"Who knows, but I can't care about the sesame cakes. Let's continue teasing your uncle until he wakes up completely.
Otherwise Shaobing will have to kill us first!!"
After hearing this, Qi Yuncheng had a smile on his face, but it was a constant bitter smile. However, when he went to the uncle's place, he still asked.
"Master, is there Fenhewan in your and uncle's program tonight?"
Qi Yuncheng had just come here and was in a hurry. Qi Yuncheng really didn't know the specific program list, so he asked first.
Guo Degang must have been puzzled. He didn't know why he asked about this program alone, but he didn't think much about it. Instead, he said with emotion, "Yes! Your uncle and I rarely perform this program."
Some viewers wanted to watch it some time ago, so I thought about it.
But who would have thought that such a thing could happen."
"I understand, Master! Then I'll get busy!"
After saying this, Qi Yuncheng continued to clean up.
Anyway, it was just gastric lavage to wake him up, but how could it be so easy for him to sober up?
Although the alcohol content of the beer is not high, it is 20 bottles for three people, not to mention that the uncle still likes to drink it, which is definitely more than the average for three people.
Therefore, even after vomiting a lot, it is impossible to wake up clearly.
At most, he sat reluctantly, opened his eyes, and watched the children working here, but said that he wanted to lift his legs or hands.
That means no strength at all.
And just to slow down this tension, the time was delayed for another half an hour.
At the same time, if the half hour is added up, it means that Shaobing and Xiaosi performed directly on the stage for an hour.
For this reason, Qi Yuncheng didn't dare to take another look at the side curtain.
Because if it is a formal cross talk plus an encore, it would be good if it lasts for an hour.
But they just say it's a complete one, the key is just to play lantern riddles, this thing is just one lantern riddle after another.
Apart from that, there is no other way to shake off the burden.
But they still couldn't be let down, so Guo Degang had no choice but to ask Xiao Meng to go to the side curtain to explain to them.
But now the uncle is much better and can recover.
So with the help of the children, he changed out of his soaked clothes. After changing them, he quickly put on his coat. While he was wearing it, there were several disciples fanning him, just to make him feel better.
Guo Degang actually felt relieved when he saw this, at least he was almost awake, but at this moment.
Some journalist friends came over backstage.
Seeing them, Guo Degang could only welcome them, because he knew they were here for interviews. After all, Deyun was also famous all over the country.
It's normal to have friends in this field.
The reporter who came in did not notice anything wrong at all, but only smelled a strong smell of alcohol.
But where to ask?
Say something first.
"Teacher Guo, Teacher Yu! Are you two free now? Can you do an interview?"
Although Yu Qian was awake at this moment, he was still not in good health. Logically speaking, he should refuse, but Guo Degang agreed.
Because he didn't know how sober his senior brother was, he could take it easy during the interview while watching the specific conversations.
Otherwise, it would be a mess if he went on stage and started drinking like crazy.
So, the interview began, and the question was naturally about the program to be performed today.
There are also some business aspects.
When asked about it, the reporter was still curious, "Teacher Yu, are you feeling uncomfortable?"
I always feel like you don’t look good.”
Now Yu Qian is no longer as blushing as when he was drinking, but how can he look good with these bursts of vomiting?
Yu Qian's expression condensed slightly and he quickly explained, "I felt a little uncomfortable after eating at lunch!"
The reporter immediately expressed concern, "How do you feel now?"
"It's okay. Maybe my stomach is still a little bit bad, but I've been working on losing weight recently, so that's all."
As soon as he said this, Guo Degang and Qi Yuncheng standing next to him all smiled, because everyone knew that this was a lie.
And the reporter really believed it.
Then he asked about the program, "Teacher Guo, Teacher Yu, I remember that this should be your first time performing Fenhewan, right?"
I looked at the program list and it’s usually rarely performed.”
"Yes!" Yu Qian nodded first at this time, "This is our first time playing Fenhewan, and we have never talked about it before.
But this is a traditional joke, and we both know it by heart.
So there is no need to rehearse, just a little adjustment.
If it charges up to a pair of bottoms, then there will be no problem.
As long as you know how to do it, it's easy.
After all, you may have heard this type of jokes, they are all similar..."
One sentence.
Yu Qian spoke slowly, even in a fluent state, but Guo Degang was panicking in his heart.
Senior Brother, why don't you want to stop this?
He didn't want to stop, because people were dying on stage.
So I quickly gave him a look.
Yu Qian didn't react to this look and kept talking, because although he was mentally awake, his mind was sometimes in a trance.
Seeing the situation, Qi Yuncheng quickly said something.
"Master, uncle! The pancakes are almost finished."
After hearing this sentence, Yu Qian narrowed his eyes slightly, turned around and asked, "He is here too, Shaobing? Where is he? Why didn't I see him?"
"Yes! How could you see it?" Qi Yuncheng answered speechlessly, "His opening, the second one was between you and the master. Now how long do you think it has been?"
"Hey, it's almost nine o'clock! Then let's stop the interview and let's go to the side curtain!"
"Okay, thank you both! I won't disturb you anymore. I wish you both a smooth performance!"
The reporter didn't come here to cause trouble. After learning this, he quickly stopped the interview.
Guo Degang watched his senior brother slowly get up and found that it was okay. It seemed that he had recovered during the interview.
The body can use force.
But this brain is probably really tough.
Because he really forgot about the sesame cakes.
There's no way he doesn't know.
However, Guo Degang didn't have time to think about it. It would be a good thing to sober up, so he turned to look at Yuncheng and Xiao Meng, "Hurry up, go to the side curtain and tell Shaobing and Xiaosi that they are ready to tell the truth."