"Holy shit? What's going on? Is there anyone in the side curtain?"
"Where have all these people gone? It's been almost an hour!"
"No, you really forgot about us, right? There are two big living people on the stage."
…
on stage.
Standing behind the funny microphone, Shaobing's inner defense completely collapsed.
Half an hour and half an hour, and then another half hour.
He felt ready to die on stage.
Backstage, Guo Degang, Qi Yuncheng and the others were sobering up Yu Qian and then participating in the interview. It went by very quickly and was very busy.
But here he was, with hundreds of spectators watching, the headlights burning overhead.
The sweat on my body kept rolling out without stopping for a second.
Even the sweat on my forehead ran straight into my eyes.
The weather is definitely not hot, but people are always anxious to get angry.
Thanks to the waiter who passed me a handkerchief from time to time, otherwise it would be really annoying.
Moreover, at the beginning, he still looked at the side screen in a restrained manner, just to prevent the audience from seeing it.
But in the end, I had no choice and couldn't control so much. I checked in every ten minutes, but no one was there every time.
It's really going to kill me.
The key is not that he is tired, but mainly because he has run out of riddles. He has been playing riddles for more than an hour and has said all kinds of nonsense.
He even mentioned the weird thing about someone calling for a side dish and then being taken away.
The effect is definitely not good.
But just keep talking.
Fortunately, Xiaosi is a talker, and he talks a lot, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to hold on for so long.
"Why!!"
Picking up the fan on the table, Shaobing kept fanning himself, sighing and thinking about the words while Xiao Si spoke.
Because it will be his turn to speak soon.
But after all the lantern riddles in this life, what else could he say?
But when the time came to talk, I really had to speak.
So he pretended to smile.
"I haven't guessed this, but just listen to me. If you can guess this, I will die!!"
Xiao Si was slightly amused, and also picked up the fan on the table to fan himself. Shao Bing was anxious, how could he be idle?
Speak immediately.
"Don't worry, I'll collect the body for you."
"Guess this, why can frogs fly?"
"That's because..." Just as he was about to answer, Xiaosi's expression turned dull when he realized what he was doing, and then he pulled out the sesame seeds and said, "Wait a minute, what did you say?"
"Ask you why frogs can fly!"
"No! Why do you always violate the laws?"
"Anyway, just guess!"
Everyone came one by one, but they were deliberately stalling for time, and Shaobing was still nearby happily, but he was not happy at all, and he was crying in his heart.
After thinking for a while, Xiaosi suddenly said, "Okay, I guessed it, this frog, he is a foreign frog!"
"Foreign frog?"
"Yes, foreign frogs go to heaven when they die! With a halo on its head and wings behind it, it goes to heaven."
"No, what's wrong with you watching too many cartoons?"
Xiaosi said: "Mainly cats and mice!"
Shaobing: "Okay, that's not right. If you can't guess, just say you can't guess."
Xiaosi: "I can't guess, please tell me the answer."
Shaobing: "I'll tell you, remember, why can frogs fly?"
Xiaosi: "Ah? Why?"
Shaobing: "Because of this frog! It ate the magical cookie!! Hahaha, how about it, you didn't guess it."
Say this.
The audience below is puzzled. You look at me and I look at you, but they don’t understand.
Because it's totally pointless.
Even the previous ones were just brainteasers or homophonic jokes.
And none of them understood, especially Xiaosi on the stage. If this was the case, he would die.
Besides, from the previous half hour, everything has gone wrong.
So I just started complaining, "What kind of nonsense is this? This is!!!"
Hahahahaha!
This scolding actually had a better effect.
Suddenly the theater burst into laughter one after another.
And just when the restless sound appeared, Shaobing quickly looked back. He didn't know how many times he looked, but this time.
He was as happy as if he had eaten a magical cookie.
Because people are finally here.
Qi Yuncheng, the master, the uncle, and a group of junior brothers were all there, so he immediately turned around and spent a minute or two with Xiaosi and others to place the final bottom.
After finishing the placement, the curtain came down amidst applause.
Shaobing's whole body was almost dying, his coat was soaked and sticky, and his eyes, which were not big enough to begin with, were even more difficult to open, but the aggrieved tone was indispensable.
"Master, uncle, I thought you had forgotten us. I never want to talk about this show again. How I survived it, I don't know.
It’s so hard!!”
Guo Degang smiled helplessly, "I've been talking for almost ninety minutes. My child, you are wronged. Hurry up and go down and have a rest."
Without delaying the sesame cakes, he and Xiaosi immediately went to drink water.
Then Guo Degang and Yu Qian were replaced on stage.
However, their first program was not directly "Fenhewan", but a traditional cross talk "Bai Shihui"!
Not to mention that the two elder brothers have performed this cross talk so many times, even the students have it deeply engraved in their bones.
So as soon as you go up.
There was nothing wrong with the teasing between the two of them, and the baggage was thrown away with a crisp sound.
At most, you can still smell some alcohol in the front row.
But it's not a hindrance.
"Brother, it should be fine now!"
Seeing the condition of the two elders, Xiao Meng said reassuringly from the side.
Qi Yuncheng looked at the master and uncle with his hands folded, but still shook his head, "I don't know, there are three shows today.
Keep watching, you are still afraid of something happening.
By the way, go and prepare some hot water for the uncle to come down and drink it later."
"good!"
Xiao Meng nodded and went down, while Qi Yuncheng continued to stare at the two of them. While staring, he discovered one thing, that is, the uncle really answered the master's words fluently.
Nothing is wrong.
In this case, will their second show "Fenhe Bay" not cause a car accident?
"Maybe he won't come."
Qi Yuncheng muttered, feeling completely relieved, and then waited for thirty minutes, and the thirty minutes were over.
The two elders then moved to the backstage to rest.
The uncle is much better now, but after taking a sip of the hot water brought by Xiao Meng, he still needs to stare for a while.
There is no such thing as a sleepless night.
Just close your eyes and relax.
When the time comes, there is no need to shout, just stand up quickly, follow your old partner and go to the side curtain to wait.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Fenhe Bay"! The performers are Guo Degang and Yu Qian!!!!!"
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It may be late today because I'm too busy, my card is broken and needs to be replaced, and there are some other things to go through.
But there will be no shortage of guaranteed updates every day.