"How's it going? Is there anything going on over there with the sesame seeds? Don't let anything go wrong then!"
Backstage of the Beijing Exhibition.
Yue Yunpeng and others gathered around to ask questions.
Because buying things outside is all about sesame cakes. The main reason is that he doesn't have a performance, so it can't be done by letting others buy it.
"No problem! Brother Cake said that everything has been done, but we definitely can't get it now, otherwise our senior brother will see it." Xiao Meng, who had just come down, took up his cell phone and called.
"That's right! Yuncheng has two more shows, we need to finish the performance before talking."*
The third brother Kong Yunlong responded, but he was not as nervous as them. After all, the things had been booked long ago. However, after sitting aside and taking a look at his uncle Sun Yue, he still said a little more.
"How about we buy something for the occasion?"
As soon as these words came out, Sun Yue also understood the meaning and waved his hand, "You don't have to think about me, but it's not impossible to buy something.
Mainly because I ate a little less for dinner tonight.
Isn’t this a rush to perform?
"
"Then let me go. Don't bother Brother Pancake. There are shops nearby at the theater gate. I'll buy some food."
Dalin himself did not perform.
Uncle Master wants to eat, so he will definitely not be idle.
But Sun Yue wouldn't let these juniors pay, so he quickly took out a red note from his pocket.
One hundred is enough, after all, just treat it as a snack to keep your mouth occupied.
that's all.
Dalin took the money and left, and Zhang Yunlei followed his nephew to help him get the things.
And when I buy the things, I put them on the table at the backstage of the Beijing Exhibition, which is not a small amount.
There are melon seeds, peanuts, dried fruits and snacks.
So the people backstage became busy, mainly eating.
But Dalin didn't. He only took a sip of his drink, put away the trash can, and went to the side curtain to see his brother.
My father said this cross talk, and now my brother says it must be different, so he wants to see how each actor performs differently.
Pay attention to this, and then he should be able to add or remove baggage according to his own style.
Anyway, at this stage of his life, this is how he studies, and he learns it to the fullest.
But Zhang Yunlei was different. Apart from being surprised after arriving at this theater, he was like a headless chicken who didn't know what to do.
Even when I saw Dalin looking at Yuncheng's expression, I felt envious because he had something to do and a goal.
As for me, I have been staying in the hotel opened by my sister recently, not knowing what to do day by day.
But he was looking at his nephew.
Suddenly there was a burst of laughter from the audience.
Then his eyes also turned to Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping.
…
"We trained there and our teacher was Corporal James, a five-star American general."
"No, just wait for a while."
Luan Yunping stretched out her hand to stop him, "He's already a general from the United States, why should he still be a corporal?"
"Think about it, after making the sauce, you can't sell it in the market!"
"The one who sells soybean paste."
"When we get up early in the morning, the students stand in a row!" Qi Yuncheng looked ahead and pointed forward, "Master Zhan stood in front and led us all to sing the school song together!"
"And the school song? What's it about?"
Taking a sudden breath, Qi Yuncheng steadied his voice and sang: "When we say we are close to heaven, heaven is not close to us either~~"
"Okay, this general graduated from our Deyun Society, right?"
The voice fell.
The audience suddenly burst into laughter.
If James can tell the truth, he must have learned the essence of De Yun.
"Say hello~~"
"Okay, why do you still want to sing?"
While laughing, he quickly pulled his partner's arm.
But after this tug-of-war, Qi Yuncheng stopped and said, "After three years of studying like this, we will disband on the spot."
"Was all the effort in vain?"
"In many units, when people come to pick people from us, they have to leave. Two people from one unit will go to the door and stand there."
"After studying for so many years, you are now working as a security guard?" Luan Yunping didn't understand, and at the same time, her expression made people feel that she was too unworthy.
Qi Yuncheng put his hands into the sleeves of his coat, looking forlorn, "They still have someone who wants me, but no one wants me.
You said no one wants me?"
"What happened?"
"No need to pull me down. If you don't keep me here, you will have a place to keep me. If you don't keep me everywhere, I will throw you into the other side!"
"
"This is all a mess."
Qi Yuncheng snorted, "I have my own future, and I really hope that no one will mention my name again in the future.
I didn’t expect something would happen in the United States soon.”
"how?"
"His department store was attacked with a plane."
"Oops!" Luan Yunping cried out in joy after hearing this, "Your words were so rough that a plane hit the World Trade Center."
"The president is so anxious that he needs to take thirty or fifty pounds of this anti-inflammatory medicine all day long."
"Huo oh, the appetite is quite big."
"Let's find out if there is anyone who can lead troops to fight!"
"yes!"
"The president has a secretary named Wang Fugui!"
"Well, after all these years, the name hasn't changed yet."
Some viewers were happy when this sentence was translated, because this cross talk can be said to be a classic, and Guo Degang mentioned this name in his early years.
So now, for example, they are naturally aware of it.
Qi Yuncheng continued, "He gave an idea. There is a great military wizard named Qi Yuncheng in Yanjing, China.
Wen Neng can bring peace to the world with his pen, but Wan Neng can use his horse to settle the world!
You know your wife when you go up to the kang, and you know your shoes when you get off the kang!”
"Hey!" Luan Yunping exclaimed in surprise, and then said unintentionally, "The shoes don't matter, the main thing is not to mistake someone else's wife."
Hahahahaha!
There was a bang.
Because of this sentence, the audience at Jeonbuk Exhibition burst into laughter.
Three points of teasing and seven points of praise are reflected in this.
And Qi Yuncheng didn't expect that he could hold back his laughter amidst the huge laughter.
At the same time, this is a person's experience and ability, and his performance on the stage will always be better than when he is matching words.
However, Qi Yuncheng would not be idle. He raised his head and thought for a moment, "I remember it was you..."
"No!"
Suddenly, Luan Yunping was startled and quickly stopped.
At the same time, there was a burst of laughter below.
"Speak carefully!"
"The United States wants to find me? That would be difficult." After a while, Qi Yuncheng returned to the topic and said.
"how?"
"I don't know where to live. I might take the subway today, the train station tomorrow, or the hospital lobby the day after tomorrow!"
"It's you who want to fight Youfei."
"That's what a military talent is like. He has no fixed abode. And I don't have a phone. I only have a BB phone that my master left me. After that, I stopped checking the station."
"Master is so kind to you."
"That's not the case!" Qi Yuncheng proudly agreed, then pointed to the side, "I was busy on the street that day.
Someone is hugging me from behind!
Mr. Qi! Mr. Qi!
"
"This is?"
"A female, foreigner, beautiful! Blonde and blue eyes!"
"nice?"
"I said wait a minute!" Qi Yuncheng turned around and made a gesture of making a phone call, "Hey! Hey! How much does this cost, aunt?"
No money if you don’t get through!
Oh, good, a few cents left!"
"Call a public phone?"
"Okay, I'm Qi Yuncheng, are you looking for me?
Mr. Qi! I went through a lot of trouble to find you."
While deliberately imitating the fluent speech of foreign women, Qi Yuncheng closed his eyes while talking. When he saw Luan Yunping, he wondered, "Wait a minute, why is this blind?"
Didn’t you say it’s beautiful?”
"Yeah! Blonde!"
"Blonde hair! What about this one with blue eyes?"
After opening his eyes, Qi Yuncheng suddenly closed them again, "Keep your eyes closed!"
"
"Hey! If the blond closes his eyes, he just has his eyes closed, right?"