After saying that, the blond little baggage closed his eyes.

The audience below were all staring at Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping.

We talk to each other from time to time and talk about what will happen next.

Because they have heard this passage countless times, they can even be asked to repeat it from beginning to end.

But sometimes when you listen to cross talk, you just hear the same thing.

Then the individual actor's style.

Just like what I just said in one or two sentences, the effect is equally explosive.

But within a short while, Qi Yuncheng mentioned that he was on a helicopter heading to the west to conquer the United States.

"After flying for more than half a year and adding more than 40,000 yuan of fuel, we finally arrived in the United States. I looked down from the sky and saw, um, that's right!"

"how?"

"It's written underground, warmly welcome Master Qi Yuncheng!"

"Changed the cook."

"Stop, the plane has landed. It has landed. It can't stop."

"Why?"

Qi Yuncheng held the faucet of the car with both hands, "The brake line collapsed."

"Oh, you still have a bicycle." Luan Yunping said.

"The gate line collapsed, what should I do?" Qi Yuncheng's face was full of sorrow, and then he stretched out his hand to draw circles on the top of his head, "Going around in circles, I said this is not possible, it is easy to cause accidents.

Open the door!"

Luan Yunping asked decisively, "What are you doing?"

"The two of us put our legs there and we're just going to stop for a while."

"Ah? Is this okay?"

"Yes, that's right!" Qi Yuncheng still held the faucet, and then pretended to be the driver and nodded quickly, "Good idea!"

"That's a good idea."

"Open the door and put your legs outside. I'm here to help you. Can I stretch my legs?"

"You didn't?"

"After a while, the plane stopped, and he rubbed it until all that was left was his big crotch."

"Okay!"

Qi Yuncheng clasped his hands together and said to the driver repeatedly, "Congratulations! You are considered a half-hearted martyr. Go back to your work unit and take insurance."

"How can I repay this?" Luan Yunping shook her head and was speechless.

"Goodbye! I turned around and went out. Come back, let me take a look, oh!" Surprised, Qi Yuncheng glanced at his partner, and then looked ahead, as if he had seen something extraordinary.

"What's wrong?"

"Here comes someone from Baigong, a group of people wearing uniforms and carrying bags under their arms. Hello, Master Qi!

Hello, why did you come? Then let’s go.

Okay, please wait a moment and we’ll take a taxi.”

"Take a taxi?"

Luan Yunping spoke immediately, as if she had never heard of it, "What kind of identity do you have, and you still want to take a taxi?"

"I'm also wondering, you don't have a rich car either, right?

Yes! The president’s daughter is out.”

"Yes, it's a good day."

"After a while, the kung fu car came and went straight to the Hundred Palaces.

Beating around the bush, beating around the bush, we are here.

When I saw it, why is it called Bai Gong? It’s so white! It’s freshly painted!”

"That's what happened!"

Qi Yuncheng said: "There was a group of people standing at the door, carrying bags and things. I thought they were reporters.

From my experience, you have to be careful when dealing with the media!"

Luan Yunping: "Of course."

Qi Yuncheng: "You should never say too much about what you shouldn't say."

Luan Yunping: "That's right!"

Qi Yuncheng: "I covered my mouth as soon as I came up, but this group of people came over anyway!

Master, do you want to sell?"

"Seller!" Luan Yunping's eyes widened, as if she didn't expect it.

Qi Yuncheng frowned, looked at the person coming over and asked, "What plate?"

"Oh, please stop asking."

"The seller needs to be introduced."

"Do you still want to introduce me?"

"It's the kind of two people who never change the scene..."

"oh?"

Speaking of this, Luan Yunping suddenly understood. It wasn't just him. The gentlemen below all had expressions of relish.

Even images that cannot be played are almost coming to mind.

Anyway, there is an indescribable atmosphere both on and off stage.

After all, everyone knows everything these days.

So after Luan Yunping looked around, she was very interested and described it in a low voice.

"Is it the kind of movie where the plot is quite simple and you're still excited after watching it?"

"Yes! Guo Degang's cross talk collection!

Eh?" Suddenly Qi Yuncheng showed a smirk and pointed at Luan Yunping, "Did you think..."

Quickly, Luan Yunping had a premonition that she was going to say something, so she immediately reached out to stop him, "Today is your birthday party, so don't talk nonsense."

"Did you think it was a two-person affair?

"

"Ouch!

"

Suddenly, Qi Yuncheng turned around, and Luan Yunping, who was worried at first, was speechless for a moment, because none of this was in the original lyrics, and neither was the audience. This was purely to titillate.

"Just say it properly." In the end, Luan Yunping could only say this.

"Let's go! Go to the Hundred Palaces! In the middle of this courtyard is the Zhongyang Hui Pond, with a rockery inside and four water pipes pumping out water here.

There are bicycles in the car shed over there."

"Parking place?"

“Going further inside, it says, Family planning is everyone’s responsibility!

"

"Well, the United States also promotes this."

"I took a step forward and walked in. I said where is the president? Which room is the president in?

Everyone said it was just that room, and they were all anxious to wait for you.

When I opened the door again, I saw the President of the United States.

He looked at me and I looked at him, our eyes met and we were very excited. He took two steps over and held my hand."

Qi Yuncheng suddenly took a deep breath, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he said, "Why did you come here to pinch me! What did you do to me, you idiot!"

If you curse, I'll whip you, believe it or not! I'll kill you with an electric cannon!"

"Wait a minute, wait a minute!" Luan Yunping heard this and said, not knowing what to say, but she still asked first, "We have to discuss why the president smells like this."

"The teacher he hired was from Henan."

"Okay, I'm really not very fluent in Mandarin."

"I said okay, I saw you today and I was so happy. What about what should we eat today?"
To be continued...