The big bag was placed on the table, Yue Yunpeng lowered his head and pulled the zipper, and a green forgiveness helmet slowly appeared.
And when it was put on Luan Yunping's head.
The whole audience was laughing crazy.
This color is amazing.
But Luan Yunping didn't care at all while wearing the hat. She touched it carefully and tapped it with the fan on the table.
"Is this okay?"
Bang bang bang!
Qi Yuncheng also knocked a few times, and there was a crisp sound, but Luan Yunping felt nothing.
"How's it going? Okay, see you later!
"
After taking the things, Yue Yunpeng was about to leave.
But Qi Yuncheng said, "Don't leave, come here."
"What's wrong?"
"What do you mean?"
Qi Yuncheng looked at his little fan helplessly, "If he does this, I won't be able to beat him."
"Oh, this is a close call, you have to change it."
"that is!"
Once again, the bag was placed on the table, and Yue Yunpeng spent a lot of effort to invite the protagonist out of it, who then appeared.
The audience couldn't hold back their emotions one by one. They laughed so hard in their seats that they almost spit out their water.
Because what was taken out was a large fan that was about one meter, or even a little over one meter.
Extremely magnificent.
Especially when it is not opened, it is no different from a stick measuring more than one meter.
Not to mention the green helmet and the iron hat can cause concussions.
And those who recognized it started talking directly below.
"Damn it! I know this guy. Last time an audience member gave it to me, and he actually used it. What a treasured actor he is."
"You are indeed a close partner. Either you die or I live in this cross talk."
"Good guy, Qi Yun will survive anyway."
"This cross talk is almost unbeatable."
"Let's talk about rebellion from the moment we kill Master's beloved disciple."
…
Hiss~~
Luan Yunping looked at this thing and took in a breath of cold air, as if she saw a ghost. She didn't know where such a big fan came from. Holding it in her hand, it could almost hold the lamp above her head.
Good guy, you're prepared for this one, right?
Immediately, he looked at Yue Yunpeng and shouted in pain.
"I provoked you."
Qi Yuncheng was already holding this big fan and looked extremely beautiful, "Come on, I can't wait any longer.
Come on, come on.
This is more enjoyable than a small fan."
"No!" Luan Yunping was a little timid behind the table, holding on to the table and hesitantly speaking, "W-we both have to lose, right?
Do you dare to put down your weapons and fight alone?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Don't dare!"
"Okay!
You are quite reasonable."
"Why aren't you allowed to use it?"
"Nonsense, if it doesn't work, I will die here. How did you get here!"
The last time was Qi Yuncheng's stand-up. He was performing elsewhere, so naturally he didn't know how he did it, and he was speechless.
I was shocked when I took it out just now.
What I originally prepared was a plastic pipe that was less than half a meter long. Oh boy, this is much more powerful.
Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to put the big fan on the stage, "I really don't want to use it, let's try it once."
"Try it once and I'll be dead."
"That's true!"
"None of us should use this prop." Luan Yunping also took off her hat and sat down and said.
"Look, this thing is going on. I'm prepared for nothing. But if I'm honest, I just like to sing pendants with Captain Luan. I'm an expert, you know?"
Come on, it's easy for you, let's continue singing, everyone is waiting."
"Hey, let's continue listening."
"Here we go."
"I was stunned, I was stunned, I was stunned, I was stunned~"
Qi Yuncheng lost his martial arts skills and said, "There was a battle between the two armies~~"
"I was stunned, I was stunned, I was stunned, I was stunned~"
"Humans are like tigers and dragons~~"
"Once upon a time~"
"This general~ quickly reached out his hand to this embrace~~"
Qi Yuncheng quickly turned sideways and gently held up the white handkerchief on the table. This handkerchief was different, carefully prepared.
"He kept this magic weapon in the air~~"
"Once upon a time~"
"Tell me you are a treasure!
!”
puff!
Qi Yuncheng turned around, and the white handkerchief hit the sitting Luan Yunping in the face accurately. Even though it was just a white handkerchief, there was a lot of flour on it.
So in an instant, all kinds of flour flew on Luan Yuping's face and clothes, splashing everywhere, and the stage effect completely exploded.
The audience was almost laughing out loud.
"Hoo!
!”
After being photographed, her whole body was covered in flour. Luan Yunping yelled with a bitter expression and quickly got up, trying to find Qi Yuncheng, but he had already slipped into the background.
There is no solution at all.
Then he had to chase after him.
At the same time, the entire cross talk ended.
And the moment it ends.
The audience doesn’t know how much they like it.
The applause continued.
But after a while, Shaobing came on stage, for no other reason than to take down the big fan and helmet.
But it was just such a scene, and many viewers were already overjoyed.
This cross talk is really fun.
…
"How's it going? It's okay!"
Amidst all kinds of lively sounds.
Qi Yuncheng, Kong Yunlong, Shaobing, Xiao Si and others were all beating Luan Yunping's body with flour at the side curtain.
These are all performance effects and must be achieved.
So it's not that Qi Yuncheng actually did anything, that doesn't exist.
Moreover, I avoided my eyes when I took the photo, so my eyes were not fascinated, but the inside of my mouth was not.
Even if I knew my partner was going to take a photo, there was so much flour that it was impossible not to taste some of it.
But it didn't matter. After the filming was done, Luan Yunping, who still had a lot of flour on her face, smiled and said, "Okay, it's nothing. I'm going to wash my face."
Oops, I guess I need to take this coat back and wash it!"
"Okay, let me do it for you."
After all, as a partner.
Qi Yuncheng went down together to clean up Luan Yunping. This thing was really difficult to clean up.
After they go down.
Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue, who kept smiling, went up as the host announced the curtain.
Go up here.
Yue Yunpeng muttered, "These two babies are having so much fun."
"Ouch!"
Sun Yue was standing next to him as if he had eaten something dirty, "You want to disgust me to death when you come up here."
"So happy! Baby, be happy, it's my special show."
"My darling, if you tell me whether you believe it or not, I'll take that fan and beat you to death."
"When I brought it up, I thought it was a banana fan, it was too big."
"This is also my first time seeing you."
"Isn't it, Bull Demon King, your wife's fan?"
"This is all a mess."
"That red boy!
"
"Go play!
!”
"Bajie!
Hey, this suits you."
"Besides, I'll whip you, believe it or not."
"Are you angry now?"
…
Both Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue have experience in handling the atmosphere of the scene. After they came up to say something, they almost perfectly took over the cross talk jokes of the first two people.
Then they looked for topics and started their own works.
Security team days!
This paragraph is very immersive because it is the experience of Yue Yunpeng who came to Yanjing from the village to work as a small person.
Although it sounds like a joke now, Yue Yunpeng's real situation is even worse than this.
When he came to Yanjing, he really couldn't speak Mandarin, and he really couldn't do anything.
So when I work as a security guard.
It was common for him to be kicked by the captain and the quilt he was sleeping on was thrown away. Because he didn't know how to fold it, he was thrown directly from the upstairs in front of many people.
When it was thrown away, it was hung on a tree twice.
It sounds cool, but it's impossible not to feel sad when you think back on it.
But now it’s all turned into baggage and told to the audience.
When we talk again.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping also came back to the side curtain, cleaned up, and finally got it clean.
At the same time, everyone gathered around to listen to Xiaoyue's jokes.
This joke is indeed very good, Qi Yun Chengdu has to admit it.
But it didn't take long to gain a foothold.
His phone vibrated again.
I looked down and saw that it was still Song Yi.
The content is related to Valentine's Day.
But looking at the calendar, she felt that she really thought too early. It would still be August, but now it is July.
Prepared more than half a month in advance?
Or just an excuse to get yourself out.
With his understanding of Song Yi, Qi Yuncheng instantly identified the latter. After all, they hadn't seen each other for quite some time.
So I had to tell him the end time of my session.
After telling him, he quietly watched Xiaoyue's performance.
Even if he wanted to see Song Yi, he had to show up after the curtain call.
Not to mention, even if you have already saved up, you still have a long time to go.
Because the main event plus the encore will take at least an hour.
But it hasn't been slow for them.
In a happy state, time goes by very quickly.
Not to mention, Yue Yunpeng's jokes are really funny, even if they are listening to them in the background, they are very happy.
When the work is finished.
The two of them came down to take a sip of water.
When Qi Yuncheng saw Yue Yunpeng, he gave a thumbs up and said, "Xiao Yue, your story is pretty good!"
"
It's just a simple compliment.
It's also normal.
But Yue Yunpeng was very happy at the moment, because Qi Yuncheng was actually really different to him.
It is a role model in his heart.
Because when he first entered Deyun, he was so intoxicated that he couldn't go on stage for who knows how long. Once he got on stage, it only took him three minutes to get off the stage, but he was different.
When they first arrived, he was already talking like a fish in water.
I wonder how could I not have a feeling of admiration when I saw this person of similar age? Over time, this became my goal and motivation.
Now that his original jokes are praised by him, it goes without saying that I feel proud.
Because I feel that my baggage can catch his eye.
Of course, I have praised it before.
It was back in 2005, when he came back to power half a month after his collapse. At that time, Qi Yuncheng said something good.
It really made him cry.
No exaggeration.
In that state of being disliked and ostracized by everyone, when someone suddenly recognizes you, the accumulated emotions can easily explode.
"Thank you, senior brother!" Yue Yunpeng said at this moment.